Football Modifier

Li Tongfan certainly didn’t know what was happening in China thousands of miles away, because he was pretending to analyze the strengths and weaknesses of the Real Madrid superstars in the training ground!

Speaking of this, I really have to thank the assistant coach Grade. Grade’s seriousness and responsibility are 10,000 times more than the real head coach Li. The post-war analysis of the first two games was organized in an orderly manner by him. Li was holding the ready-made manuscript "produced by Grade" and shaking his head to "cram" the superstars!

Insightful!

While reading, Li secretly sighed in his heart that Grade was indeed a great man who reached the full value of 20 in the "tactical knowledge" item in the FM2007 system! Fortunately, he took him down wisely at the beginning, and now he has slowly cultivated him into "his own man". With such an assistant, what else can I ask for?

After the tactical summary, considering that there are still seven or eight days before the next Spanish national derby with Barcelona, ​​Li Tongfan gave the Real Madrid superstars who played two games in a week two days off, so that he could also take time to do the chores at home!

When the superstars heard about the holiday, their gratitude to Li Tongfan immediately rose to a new level. Think about it, who doesn't like a boss who has nothing to do and gives them a holiday to play? The stars are also people!

So the young men gathered together, lifted Lao Li and threw him into the sky three times, and then drove their own luxury cars out of the Madrid Sports City and "went their separate ways"!

Poor Lao Li, when he was thrown into the air for the third time, he was horrified to find that there was no one below to catch him. Fortunately, he was on the grass, otherwise his waist would definitely be broken!

You little bastards, wait for me, it will be strange if you don't die from training after the holiday!

Li Tongfan was lying on the court, and he had already begun to draft the "devil's physical fitness" training method in his stomach that was comparable to the Red Army's 25,000-mile Long March!

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Back in the villa, Li Tongfan found three blonde beauties waiting for him. So Lao Li decided to do something very enjoyable?

What is the most enjoyable thing for a man to do in front of three graceful blonde beauties? That's even necessary. Of course, it's to be... uh... an interviewer!

Sitting on the leather sofa in the living room of his villa next to the Bernabeu Stadium, Li Tongfan was overjoyed to see the three Spanish blonde beauties in front of him, then picked up the resume in his hand, compared them one by one, and asked the most impressive beauty in the middle: "This little sister is Elizabeth who claims to provide all housework services?"

Maybe Lao Li exposed his true nature too obviously. The beauty in the middle stared at Li Tongfan for three seconds, then screamed and ran away, forgetting to take her resume back...

No way? Is the labor so terrible?

Li Tongfan looked at the small mirror on the coffee table in confusion. Yes, the man in the mirror was still as handsome as before.

So Li turned around and gave the remaining two beauties a self-proclaimed kind smile...

Ah! Ah~~~~~~

The two girls looked at each other and ran away screaming...

Fuck, Li Tongfan threw his resume on the table angrily. What a lousy housekeeping company. Did they send someone to play with me? The chick sent ran away after taking a look. Did I have the word "pervert" engraved on my face?

Li was about to call the service center to complain and try to get the 1,000 euro deposit he paid the day before back. Suddenly, he felt a chill in his crotch. He looked down and saw...

Li blushed!

Eh? What happened? He actually forgot to zip up his pants after peeing? No wonder...

Li Tongfan finally understood why the three beauties ran away screaming!

Fuck, even if Lao Li went to the interview himself, he would have to run away if he met a psychopath "walking his bird" in front of others in broad daylight, not to mention three delicate girls...

Oh no, this matter will not be known by that sinister person Flores and written in his column? Isn't this forcing me to kill people to silence them? By the way, what are the names of these three girls?

Li Tongfan picked up the resume that he had left on the coffee table and began to carefully check the measurements of the three blonde girls...

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Looking up at the sky, it was still early, the sun climbed to the highest point in the sky with a refreshing spirit, showing its hot masculine charm. Li Tongfan wondered in his heart: Should I do some entertainment activities?

A big house is good, but I am the only one in such a spacious villa. If it goes on for a long time, it will attract some thieves or Sadako, which will be fun! Should I find a hostess?

Li Tongfan was lying on the sofa and began to fantasize: We have money now, so it's not a crime to find a girlfriend to satisfy our physical needs, right? What kind of girl should I find? Lolita? Queen? Mature woman? Office lady?

Spring has long passed, but Li Tongfan is thinking about love in the summer? Is this the legendary "feeling full and warm"?

But just "thinking" is not enough, so Lao Li decided to go to the street to "ask for money", what if he met an exotic beauty who was willing to start a world-shaking and tear-jerking love with him?

The weather was hot, so Lao Li wore big shorts and a small vest, and wore flip-flops, and walked out the door with three steps!

When he was in college, Li Tongfan was called a loser by his classmates. In addition to the reason for his name, there was also a more important and decisive factor: he was a complete road fool!

In the first week of the university, the department organized old and new students to go to Changhong Park for a picnic and barbecue to exchange feelings. As a result, when the picnic was over and they were returning to school, the large group crossed an overpass, and Li Tongfan mysteriously disappeared! At first, no one noticed it. It wasn’t until the lights were turned off in the dormitory at night that a buddy in the same dormitory discovered that someone stayed out all night...

Could it be that this guy ran away from school and wandered around the world?

Just when the department leaders were preparing to mobilize everyone to launch a "massive manhunt" the next morning, Li Tongfan came back just before his death, led by a kind-hearted sanitation worker! It turned out that this guy took the wrong road when crossing the overpass, and went straight to the Third Ring Road along the expressway, and then spent the whole night riding around the Tianjin Outer Ring Road several times...

It wasn't until it was dark the next day that a sanitation worker cleaning up the street garbage curiously asked him if he was a member of the "Sunset Red Cycling Team" and then he learned about the situation and sent him back...

If you don’t know the way, you won’t ask for directions? A living person actually let his urine suffocate him to death, so Li Tongfan's reputation as a "rice bucket" became known in Nankai University!

But Lao Li himself felt that he had been wronged. How could an introverted rural youth who had just arrived in a big city and couldn't even speak Mandarin dare to muster the courage to ask others? Besides, there aren’t many pedestrians in Tianjin’s outer ring road, right? Should labor and management be asked to stop a BMW on the highway to ask for directions?

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Facts have proved that even if he became the head coach of Real Madrid, Li Tongfan's "road business" has not improved to that level. Twenty minutes later, Li Tongfan was lost in the traffic again...

Li Tongfan wandered aimlessly on the street, his eyes scanning back and forth like a digital camera. When he found a beautiful woman with an attractive figure, he secretly made a score in his mind. When he saw a strong dinosaur, he immediately withdrew his seriously polluted gaze...

This feeling is so good, it seems like I have returned to my college days when I took my friends and friends to Binjiang Road Pedestrian Street early in the morning to see my girlfriend...free, unrestrained; debauched, young and frivolous...

There is no swarm of media buzzing in your ears, no need to pay attention to your image at all times to prevent Flores, a sinister man, from grabbing the handle and spitting, and no need to worry about the shocking mystery inside IBM-T30 being known. …

Just like the boy who hadn't grown up before, Li Tongfan was so light that he wanted to fly!

As a wealthy prostitute, in addition to shopping for sex, Lao Li will certainly not forget to engage in another very popular activity - spending money!

Whenever he sees a distinctive shop on the street, Li Tongfan will rush in and sweep it up, including pants, belts, wallets, baseball caps, suits, T-shirts, razors, toothpaste, socks, bread, and fruits. , toilet paper, toy water guns, skateboards...

Li Tongfan would buy whatever he liked without hesitation. Lao Li's slogan is: only buy the right ones, not the expensive ones!

A few hours later, Li Tongfan returned to the street carrying large and small bags. He ignored the strange looks of passers-by and thought happily as he walked: No wonder everyone wants to be rich. It turns out that spending money feels better than spending money in a long time. After constipation, it is even more refreshing to suddenly have unblocked intestines...

Looking at his watch, he saw that he had been wandering around for more than three hours and it was time to eat. Li Tongfan decided to find a restaurant that was more in line with his status as an "upper-class person" and treat himself well!

Good life, this is going to be a day of indulgence!

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Half an hour later, Li Tongfan was already sitting in the semi-enclosed small area of ​​MONDERNHOLIDAY, ordering a Spanish specialty delicacy of sherry wine and prosciutto, while choosing the beauties among the diners, while eating in his most "gentle" image Drink from the sea!

The sherry wine was fragrant and the raw ham was tender and refreshing. Li Tongfan finished seven sets of sherry wine raw ham in one go under the dumbfounded eyes of the waiter! The reputation of being a loser is well deserved!

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MONDERNHOLIDAY is the most famous Spanish-style gourmet shop on the streets of Madrid! The environment is elegant, and the decoration has a clear Latin style. The space of more than 800 square meters is casually cut into twenty or thirty semi-enclosed small rooms, with lazy music, hand-woven vine chairs, and Chinese-style celadon The large table, coupled with the slightly reddish light pattern, will make you feel relaxed as soon as you step into the store!

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PS: This chapter is an excessive plot, take it easy! By the way, Lao Li hasn’t gone shopping since he came to Madrid! I would like to remind everyone carefully that a woman is about to appear. Xiaodao is very bad at writing emotional dramas, but it seems impossible to write an online novel without writing about love. After seeing this, the people patted the bricks lightly and bowed with their knives in thanks!

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