Football: Start by playing as Ronaldo and beat Manchester United!

Similar scenes happened in thousands of families in China.

The girlfriends or wives of football fans don’t know the difference between football and basketball.

But they know the names of several male basketball players because they watched the match between the Chinese men’s basketball team and the American men’s basketball team in the 2008 Yanjing Olympics.

So, this group of cute pseudo-fans frequently said golden sentences during the World Cup:

“Ah? Such a good header, if it was Yi Jianlian, he would definitely score!”

“I think if Sun Yue dribbled the ball in the last attack and gave Zhu Fangyu a three-pointer, he would definitely win the game.”

After they finished speaking, the ending was often that their partners promised to do housework, or ordered takeout for them, or spent money on online shopping, before they could calm down.

In addition, the football promotional video inserted by CCTV during the World Cup was also a beautiful and strange flower.

Maybe the production team took too much bonus, and if they didn’t do more, they would be sorry for the job, or maybe they were really Su Shen fans and loved football very much.

In these 30 days, they made 28 different versions of the promotional video!

Except for the first version, which is more serious because the audience has seen Su Shen coaching the national football team, the first half of the other 27 versions are different...

Because...

They processed all the goals and passes of Su Shen in Dortmund's one season and put them on the promotional video!

Each CCTV channel will choose a fixed time period to play one or several promotional videos at will.

Among them, CCTV6 is the most bizarre.

When Germany eliminated England 4-0 in the quarter-finals, they played Su Fan leading the team to sweep Fulham 8-1 at Wembley Stadium in the UK directly after the game.

When Germany lost to Spain 0-1 in the semi-finals, they played Su Fan's four goals and sank Bayern Munich after the game.

Of course, the most classic is when Spain defeated the Netherlands in the final and won the World Cup...

The production team edited and repeatedly broadcast the helpless smile of Raul, the former Spanish captain, after Sufan defeated Schalke 04.

Therefore, CCTV, with this series of operations, won the title of the Sixth Princess among the vast fan circle:

"Hahaha, Germany will pack up and go home immediately after losing the semi-finals, and they also took turns to broadcast the helpless expressions of national players such as Lahm and Boateng after being defeated by Sufan. It hurts!"

"Is it okay that England was swept 4-0 and Fulham was beaten 8-1? Chrysanthemums, orchids, jasmines, the Sixth Princess played the most!"

"As a senior Spanish fan, the impression of the 'Lord of the Rings' is still the captain of the national team, so when I saw his helpless look after the game, I subconsciously thought that Su Shen and his team had defeated the Spanish national team and won the World Cup!"

When the fans were still immersed in the carnival of the World Cup

An announcement from the Premier League instantly attracted the attention of countless fans:

"Schedule for the new season!!"

The opening match will be held at Manchester United's Old Trafford, the Theatre of Dreams!

And their opponent...

It was Chelsea who broke the single-season scoring record with 108 goals in the last round of last season, and won the championship with a slight advantage in points over Manchester United -

Chelsea!

And their top scorer Drogba, with an impressive record of 29 goals, deservedly won the title of "Top Scorer" last season!

Therefore, as soon as the news came out, many fans couldn't help but worry about Suarez and Manchester United:

"Oh my God! Encountering such a strong opponent at the beginning of the league? Does Suarez still have a chance to start?"

"Tsk tsk, the lineup has Drogba, Lampard and Anelka, the championship-winning team, and this season has introduced Spanish golden boy Torres, which has greatly increased its strength! Manchester United is very likely to lose at home this time..."