Football: The king of midfield, Guardiola is crying with envy

Chen Chen was willing to spend a night with a beautiful woman who had a curvy figure and could tell the change of posture after a pat on her butt.

But there was no one in this bar who met the requirements.

There were some curvy ones, but they were too technologically advanced and had too much hyaluronic acid on their faces, so Chen Chen thought about it and decided to give up.

While Grealish and Mendy were enjoying the wonderful night, Chen Chen patted his butt and left.

He was patting someone else's.

A little tipsy, Chen Chen didn't save money this time and took a taxi directly to St. George's Park.

Anyway, he had to report to St. George's tomorrow, so he just slept here tonight.

One good thing about St. George's is that the housekeeper is online 24 hours a day.

After Chen Chen staggered out of the taxi, the two young ladies immediately ran over to support him.

You know what, the arm was supported by a tender little hand, and the elbow joint was deeply embedded in the soft ball. This feeling is hard to describe.

And unlike those flirtatious bitches in the bar, the housekeepers here are all from decent families!

Every smile and frown wins the heart!

Chen Chen couldn't help but sigh in his heart.

Obviously, they could find a group of male housekeepers, but San Miao knows how to enjoy themselves too much!

They directly found a group of young ladies!

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Although the next day, August 29, is the day to report, in fact, many players still have games on this day, so August 30 is the deadline for reporting.

On the 29th, in the cafeteria of St. George's Park, only Chen Chen, Stones and Saka are now in.

People like Shake and Foden are not there.

Shake went out to play, and Foden went home to rest.

As for Saka.

The Arsenal winger simply came to St. George's to rest.

After all, it saves time and effort.

In addition, people like Bellingham and Mount are on their way.

After a night's rest, Saka felt much better, but when he saw Chen Chen in the cafeteria, he felt upset.

He remembered the pain of yesterday!

Chen Chen took the opportunity to ask Saka what the Arsenal management thought of Arteta?

Saka answered him,

"Well, there is no opinion. The fans have a lot of opinions about Mikel (Arteta), but the management didn't say anything."

To be honest, it's not nice to gossip about people behind their backs, but Stones couldn't help his gossiping heart.

"OK! Bukayo (Saka), what about you? What do you think of Mikel?"

Saka smiled bitterly,

"(We) shouldn't defend when playing Manchester City. I think this limits the performance of the players. Like Auba, like Odegaard, they are all restricted."

"I admire and respect Mikel, but yesterday's tactics shouldn't be like this! Moreover, Xhaka's red card was indeed unexpected."

Chen Chen smiled and continued,

"It has nothing to do with tactics, but with me. Even if Mikel arranges 433 or 4231, I think we will still win."

Saka wanted to refute, but after thinking about it, it seems to be true!

Anyway, since the European Cup, Saka has never seen Chen Chen lonely and in a low state!

"Okay! Okay! You are right."

"By the way, do you want to get a massage after eating? I played for 90 minutes yesterday and was really tired."

Saka meant to go to the physiotherapy room to press and recover, not that kind of massage.

Of course, you don't need to look for such marginal massage in England.

You can get into any side at will.

Chen Chen only played half of the game yesterday. During the halftime break, he received a short 5-minute physical therapy in the locker room.

Stones was a substitute and did not play.

So the two of them actually did not need to prevent the potential muscle strain caused by overwork and physical exhaustion.

But thinking that there was nothing to do, they went together.

On the way to the physical therapy room, the Three Lions team reporter ran over.

She called a few people and took out her mobile phone to shoot.

Like the club, the Three Lions also have their own social media accounts. This time, the team reporter was going to take a signature video and post it online.

"OK, autograph? That's easy!"

Stones was the first to take the photo that needed to be signed.

"Oh, ho ho!"

Chen Chen and Saka both laughed!

It turned out that the photo that needed to be signed was not a handsome photo of the players, but a photo of the players when they were young!

Chen Chen asked the reporter,

"So what is the theme of this video?"

The reporter tilted her head and answered him,

"What will happen if you take the players' childhood photos and sign them for them?"

Stones took the photo and laughed at himself,

"Oh! I need candy!"

Stones in the photo is a little fat, because he loved candy when he was a child.

Saka also took his own photo.

"Look! Look how white these teeth are."

These words were said by Saka himself, Stones and Chen Chen did not say them.

In front of the camera, people will not joke around casually, after all, the blame for racial discrimination cannot be easily taken.

Speaking of racial discrimination, the most interesting thing here is the incident between Son Heung-min and his teammate Bentancur.

The Uruguayan midfielder made a joke when interviewing the Uruguayan media, saying: "Son Heung-min's cousins ​​(and Son Heung-min) look the same."

Is this racial discrimination?

Strictly speaking, it is definitely.

However, Son Heung-min and Bentancur have a good relationship. After realizing that he had said the wrong thing, Bentancur immediately apologized to Son Heung-min in all aspects, posting an apology and apologizing in person, etc.

In response, Son Heung-min's response was: He made a mistake, he has apologized, let this matter pass.

However, the FA did not let Bentancur off.

The Uruguayan faces a minimum ban of 6 games and a maximum ban of 12 games.

It is worth noting that Enzo Fernandez, who was suspected of insulting the French, was dealt with by FIFA, not the FA.

The FA is not as easy to talk to as FIFA.

In the end, Enzo was not punished by FIFA.

Chelsea player Wesley Fofana said, "Unrestrained racism."

This shows that Fofana does not accept Enzo's apology.

But FIFA did not deal with it, and the Premier League did not deal with it.

That's it.

Chen Chen said to the reporter,

"Where's mine?"

Stones and Saka came over.

"Hou Lixie! Why is his face so handsome since he was a child!"

"This is unfair!"

The two chattered and argued, while Chen Chen signed with a smile and finished the matter.

The photo shows him when he first joined the community youth training team near his home. He was only 7 years old at that time.

He looks young, but he already has the feeling of a young hero.

Except for a few who are made after birth, the rest of the famous handsome men and beautiful women in movies and TV series are basically beautiful and handsome from childhood to adulthood.

Beckham was very handsome when he was young (about 16 or 17 years old).

No wonder so many British girls cried when Beckham joined Real Madrid.

After all, we won’t see Beckham in the English league in the future!

After signing, Chen Chen and others went to the physiotherapy room for massage and relaxation.

In the afternoon, they watched the last few rounds of the Premier League in the audio-visual center in the base.

The two games that attracted everyone’s attention were Tottenham vs. Watford and Wolves vs. Manchester United.

Before the game started, Grealish and Walker returned to the base.

Mendy and Sterling were nowhere to be seen.

Yaozi said he didn't know, then he said who cares, just don't die on a woman's belly.

The first match to start was Tottenham vs. Watford.

The first season of "Where is Kane" ended, and the British captain was confirmed to start for the first time after staying at Tottenham!