From becoming a superman to becoming invincible

Deadpool spoke at an alarming speed.

He didn’t give Spider-Man and Leon any chance to interrupt.

He spoke as coolly as a train starting up.

Before he knew it, he had already summarized his first half of life.

The Spiders were confused.

Leon seemed to be reviewing a movie he had seen before.

From Deadpool’s self-introduction.

He could guess that this guy was probably the Deadpool from the Fox Cinematic Universe.

It’s not a day or two since the Fox Universe and Marvel have been communicating with each other.

But how did this guy get to TVA?

Has the Fox Universe been completely merged with Marvel?

Now, Quicksilver no longer has to die from ordinary bullets due to copyright issues.

Deadpool’s self-introduction continues.

“You can’t imagine how sad I was after being rejected by the Avengers.”

“Go back to Earth-10005. Oh, I forgot to say that my world is Earth-10005. If you miss me in the future, remember to come find me!”

“After returning home, I started selling cars with Peter. Uh, it’s my Peter, the one that belongs to me alone!” Deadpool emphasized.

“Because only I can use his farts!”

“When I sell those cars that are the same as the weak and powerless XX of middle-aged kidney-deficient men, only Peter’s farts can make me feel happier.”

“But I still feel that my life has lost some meaning.”

“I am very confused and painful, and then I… I broke up with Vanessa, damn, I lost Vanessa, she said not long ago that she found a new boyfriend, I…”

“Okay, okay, pause! We’ll talk about Vanessa later, and what about the time tablet? What’s going on with it?” Leon urged.

Deadpool stared at Leon blankly: “Fuck! I lost Vanessa, don’t you think it’s very uncomfortable?”

“She is your Vanessa, not mine, how can I feel uncomfortable, should I help you kick the balls of that new boyfriend?”

As soon as Leon finished speaking, he covered his forehead. He was actually influenced by Deadpool and started talking nonsense.

“God, this is a good idea!” Deadpool gave a thumbs up, “Then you kick his balls, I’ll cut off his little sword, and then…”

“Ahem!” Gwen looked at the ceiling and coughed hard. I don’t know when she put on a mask, so that people can’t see her face.

“Then… Then on my birthday, a group of TVA people came to my door.”

Deadpool realized that talking about Vanessa in front of Peter would make Peter jealous.

So he smoothly returned to the topic.

“I asked them to take me to the TVA headquarters for a tour.”

“Then a London-accented manager came out, introduced himself as Mr. Paradox, and invited me to join TVA and become the savior of Marvel!”

“He even showed me the future! In the future, Thor will hug me and cry. Oh my god! My Thor, his cry is heartbreaking!”

“I felt that there was no doubt at the time that I was the savior of Marvel!”

“But that London-accented man! He actually said that my universe was about to be destroyed because I had lost the Anchor Man – the Wolverine whose claws were already covered with Microbial X fluid!”

Deadpool was a little excited when he said this.

He turned around and searched on the ground.

He picked up a piece of collider debris.

He treated it as Mr. Paradox and punched it twice.

Then he started jumping around with his swollen fist.

“Wait… Anchor Man? What is that?”

Lyon tried his best to find the key information from a lot of useless nonsense and pornography.

He had never heard of the setting of the Anchor Man.

At this moment, Leon wondered if he had traveled to another Marvel universe.

“Anchor?” Deadpool kissed his little fist to comfort him.

“Anchor is the sensitive point that makes you whimper!”

“If you lose that sensitive point, you will be weak and lose consciousness.”

“You can’t whimper anymore.”

“You can’t make girls happy with you!”

Very good, this explanation is very Deadpool-like.

Leon understood it as soon as he heard it.

But he looked at the little spiders beside him who had all put on masks and were half-crouching, but they were confused.

Suddenly, he felt a little sorry that he could understand everything in seconds.

Oh, it’s all because of this damn super brain!

The super brain misled me!

Leon swore that he was definitely still pure, at least purer than Deadpool.

He thought for a moment and translated: “In other words, the anchor is the core of a world. If the anchor is lost, the world will become abnormal and may even be destroyed, right?”

“Why do you have to repeat it again?” Deadpool was surprised, “And your repetition is very vague, not as easy to understand as what I said.”

Leon was speechless: “Okay, I know what the anchor is, then, you killed Mr. Paradox and chopped him into pieces? ”

“No!” Deadpool looked at Leon strangely, “Disney doesn’t allow me to be so bloody!”

Disney? Leon’s mouth twitched, and he started to break the fourth wall, right?

“You are not from Fox?” he asked.

“Don’t mention Fox to me! I am a Marvel person now!” Deadpool raised his hand to refuse righteously, “Don’t let Marvel misunderstand!”

“Okay…” Now Leon knew that it should be Fox’s X-Men series, which was completely incorporated into the Marvel Cinematic Universe.

“Go on.”

“The London accent said that because of the loss of the anchor, my universe will be destroyed within a few thousand years.”

“That sounds like a long time, right?”

“After all, no one can live that long, unless he is a mutant who can swim in the air.”

“But Mr. Paradox, he said he was unwilling to wait so long. ”

“So he decided to destroy my universe with a Fiji cup within two days!”

“I’m so mad…”

“So I snatched the paradox London accent tablet, which is the one in my hand, and then left those TVA employees who always coveted my handsome looks to find Wolverine.”

Deadpool counted on his fingers: “Then…”

“I dug up Wolverine’s bedroom (grave), and after making sure he wasn’t hiding in there to masturbate secretly, I met the dwarf Wolverine, the one-eyed Wolverine, the old Wolverine, the superman Wolverine…”

“Until I finally found the most suitable Wolverine.”

“I brought that Wolverine back to TVA, intending to let him replace the Wolverine in our universe and become the new sensitive point of our universe.”

“But that London accent! I can guarantee that London accent has definitely not used his XX for a long time, otherwise he wouldn’t be so disgusting!”

“He actually said! The Wolverine I found cannot be the new anchor! “I really wanted to beat him up again, but at that moment, a super small black hole sucked me here.” Deadpool sighed: “That is definitely the smallest black hole I have ever seen.”