Frozen Doomsday: Ice sculptures turned into real objects, I built a god-level fortress
Chapter 57 Splatoon in Sleep
The residents who didn't have much food left at home ate a lot of ice cubes, which deceived their stomachs and quickly got into bed to sleep.
When you fall asleep, you won't feel hungry and look forward to waking up the next day.
After all, if you can live one more day, you will earn it.
The more than 300 families who enjoyed a big meal in the evening were really supported.
They all touched their round bellies and lay on the bed with their heads drowsy.
Before falling asleep, I was still sighing.
"This meal is as good as the previous ones. I can eat for three days without feeling hungry."
It was late at night, and the entire community fell into silence.
I don’t know which house it started from.
There was a "dong" sound, followed by a "puff, puff, puff~" sound.
It was very loud in the quiet neighborhood.
Just like the crowing of frogs in summer, there is a beginning, and then one after another, but the sound is very different.
"Zi la la~"
"Pah~bah! Pah~pah~bah!"
"Bang! Bang!"
Many people were woken up and thought there was an earthquake.
Zhao Dandan also loved eating fatty intestines, so she ate all the fatty intestines by herself.
It's just that her weight is too big, so the sleeping pills are not very effective for her, and she still hasn't fallen asleep yet.
But laxatives don't care about that.
Zhao Dandan's fat face was shaking wildly, and his fingers were pinching the sheets till they turned white.
Lying on the side of the quilt, he quietly opened one side of the quilt, and then stuck his butt out. He didn't dare to use too much force, as that might bring out the daddy.
"This must be a fart."
"Fairies fart silently. Although no one knows it now, we still have to stay elegant."
Zhao Dandan tried hard to control his muscles and tried to clamp down, but he was faced with a menacing attack.
The line of defense she had worked so hard to forge was destroyed in one go.
There was a melodious and melodious sound, and even a high-pitched "10-beat E6" with a transposed tone came out!
That's called long, that's called powerful.
When a certain letter came, I had to kneel down and beg her to be a guest at the concert.
But it wasn't over yet, what followed immediately was a super invincible "bang" sound.
The whole villa shook.
There is a dark yellow window flower on the originally bright window.
Zhao Dandan wanted to die.
When you have diarrhea, you must not believe any fart!
This is the lesson.
Early the next morning, Zhou Xun saw that many residents had opened their windows in such cold weather.
He also kept loading snow from downstairs one after another. After running for a while, he squatted on the ground holding his stomach and dared not move.
When they got up, there was a pool of yellow water stains on the ground, which had already frozen into ice.
Many people's crotches were yellow, and some even had oily flowers on them, but they were frozen, making it sound like they were wearing a piece of armor when they walked.
But even so, they still pursed their lips and said nothing, and loaded snow into their homes one by one.
This means that there is a lot of fat in the buttocks, so freezing is prohibited. If it were in another place, I would not be able to get it long ago.
These guys are completely focused on their heads and not on their backs. Some of them are letting themselves go. Anyway, their faces are covered and they can't see who is who. So what do they care? It's important to get the snow up quickly.
Because of the ice, their crotches were hanging down, almost reaching their knees.
His legs were waddling like a penguin's, pulling and pulling as he walked, and the whole neighborhood almost turned into a mountain of Arctic shit.
The originally white snow was sprinkled with burnt yellow.
Looking down from upstairs, it looks like a whole piece of yellow chocolate ice cream
Many people were very curious and asked in the group to find out what happened.
"Last night I vaguely heard someone setting off firecrackers outside. It's not the New Year yet, why are you so cool?"
"I thought there was an earthquake, so I lay under the bed all night, but it froze me to death."
"By the way, what's going on? I see a lot of people go out to get snow, just get snow. Why are they urinating everywhere? Are you not afraid of freezing Kun'er to death?"
"It's really unqualified. It was a high-end community. What has it become now? In the future, you will have to travel further to get snow."
"Those in the north, even though you have your heads covered, don't think that I can't recognize you. You have to clean up the downstairs within three days, otherwise I will go door to door and call you by name."
The more than 300 residents who had been eating fat intestines for a whole day immediately started asking questions in the small group about what was going on.
"Everyone had diarrhea last night. There must be a ghost here. Zhou Xun, please come out quickly. You must give an explanation."
"I asked him why he was so kind to give us supplies. It turns out he was just waiting here. What a bastard. He is so inhuman."
"The oil and water I finally saved up are all gone now. Zhou Xun, you must pay compensation, otherwise I will never end it with you."
"What nonsense are you talking to him about? Let's go there again and just smash the window open. This time, can't we just go and get it ourselves?"
"Yes, Zhou Xun is hopeless, so we must resort to extreme means. He forced us to do this."
"Oops, I don't know what's going on. I'm afraid the fat sausage has gone bad a little bit and you've had a bad stomach."
"I'm really sorry. It's all my fault. I'll apologize to everyone."
"Let's do this. After you recover, I will give you some good things and make sure you make up for all the losses."
Zhou Xun tried his best to explain in the group, for fear that they would really come to visit him again, looking cowardly.
This group of people just wanted to scare Zhou Xun, and did not dare to go out. After all, their stomachs were still growling until now, and they had to eat every half an hour.
Some people have nothing to poop now and can only squeeze out some water. If they continue to poop, they will probably suffer from dehydration.
The amount of laxatives Zhou Xun took was sufficient, and it would be impossible to stop without taking it for three days and three nights.
Everyone was satisfied to see Zhou Xun was so scared, but they asked Zhou Xun to disclose all the supplies in his villa.
They must first complete the inventory and then distribute them uniformly.
Zhou Xun immediately sent the video he had prepared to the group.
The room is full of all kinds of fresh food, like a small vegetable market, lobsters, oysters, etc. are all still alive.
Especially the entire cabinet of top-quality wagyu beef, kidneys, abalone, sea cucumbers, etc. that was frozen in Zhou Xun's large freezer made many people scold her at that time.
"You have such a bad idea, you actually used spoiled things to try to get us off your feet. You are not allowed to eat these things now. You must wait until we recover before dividing them."
"Yes, send out the list quickly. If there is one less person in the future, we will never finish with you."
Some people threatened and intimidated Zhou Xun and sang with a red face, and naturally some people sang with a white face to appease Zhou Xun.
They already regard Zhou Xun as a simple-minded guy. After all, he is just a small security guard. With a little bit of tricks, he is not very capable.
"I know everyone is angry when they have diarrhea, but this is not Zhou Xun's original intention."
"That's right, you are going a little too far. We are helping Zhou Xun find the truth of life. We must not forget our original intention."
"I have already apologized and my attitude is very sincere. I think let's just forget about it. It doesn't matter if we suffer a little, but we can't let Zhou Xun's heart go cold."
"That's right, Zhou Xun must be very upset now and is thinking about how to remedy everyone."
At this time, Bureau Wang, Director Zhao, and Director Zhang saw that it was almost time, and immediately jumped out and took over PUA Zhou Xun's big stick.
Zhao Chu: "Zhou Xun, after you have finished counting the supplies, send me the list separately, and I will distribute it to everyone to ensure fairness and justice."
"You are now almost reaching the same height as us in terms of thoughts and actions, but you are still just a little bit behind."
"When we evacuate in three months, we will definitely jointly recommend you and take you with us."
"These supplies are not for nothing. If Feng Yunshan, Gao Yao and others come to trouble you, they will definitely not stand idly by."
"You must understand our good intentions!"
"Yes, yes, I will definitely do what you want, and I promise to live up to everyone's expectations of me." Zhou Xun smiled while holding the phone.
It was so fun, one person vs. more than 300 people. Zhou Xun felt like he was slipping a big fish, and his whole body was excited.
It felt really good to pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger. He still wanted to play. He just hoped that they would wake up slowly.
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