Full Of My Love To You

Xu Weiyu's identity, in general, is a soldier, but only a research category.

After my brother returned to school, I was quiet all at once (my mother went with me).

At noon, Wei Yu called to ask me: "Why?"

I said, "It's about lunch break. What about you?"

Wei Yu: "Where is the meeting?"

I sweat, "Then do you still call me?"

He said: "Intermission. Chat with me." Then Wei Yu started to say that the meeting was the most boring, balabala, and finally said that today's participants I read it again. I am the most handsome!

When I heard the last sentence, I was completely speechless and said, "Are you thinking of such a thing at the meeting?"

He laughed, "No, I want to do other things." The tone was meaningful.

"..." I really don't want to be crooked.

He was still bullshit, as if someone called him over there, "Xu Shao, enter the field, who is he calling? Smile like this!"

"Say something to my wife and go on the side." Wei Yu told me, "Hey, I'm going in. Today I'm talking about the XX missiles, which are the XXXX type and XXXX type ... … "

I quickly said, "Are these secrets? Can't you say that!"

Wei Yu smiled: "It's alright, you don't understand anyway."

This ... who?

Checking the ticket of the car online, there are two speeding. Time is when I travel.

Weiyu likes to drive fast (or simply doesn't drive), this "symptom" seems to be a lot of boys, like speed soaring, but driving fast is worrying after all.

So he turned to Weiyu to preach: "You have two tickets. Next time you drive the express train, I am angry."

Wei Yu was stunned for a long time, and his righteous words were strict: "I won't take the ticket again next time." I promised very much.

As a result, the next day, I saw him take a piece of paper to study. I used to look at the distribution of traffic lights in various sections of the city, as well as the location of all the hidden speed measuring devices!

Man with black lines.

I said, "Where did you get this stuff?"

Wei Yu laughed, "I got it from a buddy, my dear, and I promise not to get a ticket in the future."

Is this ... completely upside down? !

This gentleman has done a lot of things upside down. For example, he drove on high speed, GPS never stopped, and reported all the way: You are speeding, you are speeding ...

Me: "You can't make it quieter?" I mean don't speed.

The light rain was a "oh" sound, reaching for GPS.

"..."

When he went out with Wei Yu, he sometimes wore military uniforms (just came to the meeting, and came directly to take me out). And usually in this case, for example, when queuing to buy take-out soup, someone will take the initiative to make way for him. I once said to him, "You are treated like people with disabilities."

He thought about it and pointed at me and said, "You discriminate against me!"

"..." People with disabilities are the kind of people I respect the most. Their lives are much harder than ordinary people, and their perseverance is far stronger than ordinary people. I said, "I'm lifting you up. You have hands and feet, you're wearing a vest. Someone gave way to you."

Wei Yu said: "The soldiers are also very hard." Then the young master began to count how hard the soldiers are. "The first front line is the soldiers. On the most dangerous local soldiers, there are soldiers in disasters. Very likely, balabala ... "

At the queue, I heard this tall and handsome man in military uniform nagging like his grandmother.

In fact, I also admire and respect the Chinese soldiers. It's the number in front of me ... I've been getting along for a long time, and I really can't respect it. Just love it.

I am a person who is not very good at financial management. In short, I cannot save money. So I often run into penniless situations.

This time I traveled for ten days. When I came back, I only had less than one hundred dollars and less RMB. In short, there is not even enough money to take a taxi home, unless the driver is willing to accept foreign currency.

So I had to make a phone call with Wei Yu, he was in the unit (I told him before departure, I will be self-reliant). When someone called Xu received a call, he laughed at the reason and said, "Let you not take me with me, now I can't come back, ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

He was still laughing when he came to pick me up, "Why don't you bring a card with you?"

I was depressed. "Where do I know that Africa's prices are so expensive." A straw hat would cost hundreds of yuan to be converted into RMB, and was finally blown away by strong winds.

Light rain caught me while walking and said, "You let me spend the Mid-Autumn Festival alone, go back and compensate me!"

I said, "I brought you a special product."

He yelled, "rare."

After returning home, someone turned over the box, "What about my specialty?"

I said, "Are n’t you not uncommon?"

Wei Yu: "I have to buy everything you buy, hurry up and take it out, I will take the unit tomorrow and show it!"

"..."

I bought ... accurately, a handful of sand, packed in a small toilet water bottle I brought. I thought I would be despised, but the result was not, and the next day the young master really took a bottle of sand to the unit and displayed it. I really don't know how he told others.

Wei Yu asked me to meet his colleagues. I used to be “declined” because I always felt that the group of people in his “work unit” would n’t have any intersections no matter now and in the future, and there should be no common topics Xu said it all, and I did n’t understand it.

This time, under the pressure of "politics", I promised (to send a wedding invitation). But I just came back from the outside, I just went back to work at work, there were a lot of things, so I was busy until six o'clock that day and was able to leave. When I went to the place where Wei Yu said, it was already half an hour late.

When I opened the box door, it was already noisy.

Then, I heard someone say: "Xu Shao, I heard you all day saying that your wife is lively and lovely, beautiful and unparalleled! This time we can finally witness it for ourselves!"

"..."

Someone saw me opening the door.

Me: "Sorry, I went to the wrong door."

"..."

In the box that day, Wei Yu smiled and hugged me and said, "My wife, I am more shy!" Some of them called me sister-in-law, some called my sister-in-law, and some called women directly, and I should be ashamed. .

In the dining room, someone saw Xu Weiyu snatching the prawns in my bowl over there, and couldn't help but criticize, "Sir Xu, you are too lacking in morals. If you want to eat, you won't be able to grab it yourself. Why do you grab it in your wife's bowl? "

Wei Yu: "You know what a fart! She eats what she wants."

"..."

I love seafood, but when I eat seafood, it becomes red and itchy.

But I didn't believe in evil. I obviously had nothing to do with seafood when I was a kid, so there are so many problems with my age.

So when I go to dinner, I have to order seafood. I want to prove that it is just an accident that I eat seafood. Every time Weiyu shook his head and sighed, "Do you say you are stupid or stupid or stupid? Obviously every time you eat, you will have to rush to find the guilt." But Weiyu also knows that I have nothing else The appetite, attached to the seafood, he did not have the heart to stop too much, he said: "Eat, take you back to the hospital."

As a result, today I was still alive and not letting me eat. I was depressed. Because it ’s not good for someone outside to say anything, I just say, "Just eat one, it does n’t matter."

Wei Yu: "No, your period is coming."

"..."

Is this person not afraid of embarrassment at all?

Xu Weiyu talked to his brother about H films on the Internet, and would not taboo me.

Once his friend lost his job and said to him: "Xu Ye, you said I'm going to act in bed? Will it be very profitable?"

Xu Weiyu said lightly: "You? Acting in bed? Are you acting in bed?"

...

The other party smiled and said: "Xu Weiyu, does your classmate Qingxi want you at night? Ha ha ha ha, is it so painful and haggard, hopping up and down to bite the bed? Ha ha ha ha!"

Weiyu smiled and said: "I and Gu Qingxi rolled the sheets every day. You have no girlfriend. You only have a bed. You still act on your own while going cool!" Before waiting for the other party to return, Xu Weiyu turned off the computer and stood up and said: "Clear Creek, roll the sheets. "

"..." Should he be more and more childish or hooligan?

Seeing Xu Weiyu chatting with friends online. The other party was probably hit by something, feeling a little emotional.

A man: "Brother Yu, am I special?"

Wei Yu: "Well."

A man: "Special SB?"

Wei Yu: "Well."

A man: "What shall I do then?"

Drizzle: "2Bcontinued."

"..."

(The original version of 2Bcontinued is tobecontinued, which was completely changed by Xu Weiyu!)

When I play with a computer, Xu Weiyu usually nests on the back sofa.

I read the novel, he sang: "My loneliness, the void is lost, spread like wildfire ..."

I was too quarreled and watched the movie instead. He began to sing: "Do you understand whether you understand, the wandering child is my inner pain, you will not understand will not understand, the wandering child needs love ..."

I glanced back. He shut up. Then I got up and walked out and sang softly: "I am always too soft, too soft ..."

"..."

In the evening, we dated Wei Yu to eat noodles, which is a special noodle in our town. I've been to many places and I have never tasted better than here (how popular).

It was a long row of storefronts. The decoration of each house was similar, simple and simple. The stools and chairs were all more than ten years, but they were cleaned very cleanly.

Most of the grandpas and grandmothers come here to eat. Sitting in a small shop while eating and talking, it is noisy but warm.

I chose a family with Weiyu at random, five dollars and a big bowl of green pork noodles.

When we waited for the meeting, a rare young couple came again.

As soon as the girl sat down, she took out the paper towel from the bag and wiped the table. Her arms were careful not to touch the edge of the table. The boy asked her what she wanted, and she said, "Anyway, I can't eat much anyway." Then I took out my phone and played. When the boy went to order noodles, she called someone and said, "I'm so stunned that I took a few dollars and a bowl of noodles ... I told you later that he came and I hung up."

I bumped into the light rain and asked him: "I invite you to eat five dollars of noodles, how do you feel?"

Someone who is also playing with a mobile phone raised his head, confused and said: "What do you think?" Then he was excited and his eyes brightened: "Would you like me to add extra ribs?"

It can only be said that it is very good to raise, as long as it is fed, occasionally throwing a piece of meat on it!

I read this novel the day before yesterday, the male lead is a gangster, a very stylish gangster, I watched it very energetic, and after reading it, I said unconsciously: "If you find a gangster boyfriend, it's good. (YY) I only saw him Standing very cool in three or seven steps, holding a cigarette in his mouth, then raised his chin and said, 'That's my woman'. "

Wei Yu: "Then I will send him to prison."

"... hahahaha."

I don't know why every time I think of Xu Weiyu's answer, I feel very happy.

Someone handed the light rain a cigarette, he always said: do not smoke. (will not)

At the banquet, someone poured him wine, he would say: drink, thank you. (Not to drink alcohol)

So, someone asked Xu Shao, "Your elders don't smoke or drink alcohol. What are you doing?"

Lord Xu said indifferently and elegantly: "I'm lustful."