Full Of My Love To You

One of Xu Weiyu's overseas study jokes.

Because foreigners do not eat chicken feet, foreign supermarket chicken feet are very cheap. Once he bought a large package and took it back to the bedroom. The roommate saw the foreigner, so he was curious to ask what.

At that time, Wei Yu had just left the country, and the foreign language was not particularly good. He couldn't find any words at all, so he had to say: "Thisisfinger (this is the finger of a chicken, he couldn't speak English at once)." The foreigner was scared away. Weiyu despised them when he told me, "Their KFC and McDonald's are almost all chicken feasts, and we are not allowed to eat chicken feet."

When I thought about it, KFC and McDonald's really didn't sell chicken feet.

I asked: "There is really no one in a foreigner who wants to eat chicken paws?" Paws are so delicious.

Wei Yu: "The ones I contacted were not, but when I finished baking, they all said they were delicious! Then I asked them‘ fragrance is not fragrant ’while eating, hehe hehe.”

"..."

The second part of Xu Weiyu's study abroad.

Another time, when eating oranges, Wei Yu set an orange peeler in his hand. As a result, a foreigner who did n’t know which country looked at him just like a monster could move his hand, and the orange peel became a few petals. Then, Weiyu introduced him to him, and the other party said that the Chinese were terrible. Wei Yu was very pleased.

The third part of Xu Weiyu's study abroad.

There is a cheap cafeteria in Oxford University. The food is very good and the price is very cheap, but it is required to wear a formal dress to enter the meal.

Once Wei Yu went to the school to play with his buddy, and was taken to this restaurant for dinner.

Xu Weiyu: "Ya, I almost thought I had crossed into" Harry Potter "!" Then he said that his friend was very sad about the eating regulations, and often refused to eat to avoid wearing such embarrassing clothes. Xu Weiyu is very sympathetic, "Fortunately, I am not in Oxford."

I said, "Are you unable to pass the exam?"

Wei Yu: "Hey, if I work hard, everything in Oxford and Cambridge is iron!"

Me: "Why don't you exert your strength? Or that sentence, can't you send it up?"

Wei Yu: "I'm not afraid that I'm too naughty, you will have high psychological pressure."

"..." I said, "You overestimate yourself."

"Don't go away! I'm wrong, sir, no longer dare to speak loudly!"

The younger brother called me back and said with tears: "Did my mother send me Jinhua ham to the school before? Then I was seen by my classmates and asked what it was. Was it caught by the police? "

"and then?"

"Sister, you have no sympathy!"

"It's you who didn't learn English well."

"Some Chinese is difficult to translate, OK?"

"Isn't it jinhualeg?"

"..."

Indigenous cultural differences. When I was eating, I suddenly thought of a cute conversation, and said to Xu Weiyu on the opposite side, "Come, come to my bowl."

As a result, someone twitched and said, "Will it be braised or steamed?"

Is this the naked generation gap?

He ate for a while and said, "You are familiar with that, where have you heard it? Oh, on TV, in the commercial."

Then, the days to come.

After washing his face and applying powder in the morning, Xu Weiyu said: "If you want a good skin, use Dabao sooner or later." Even if he wiped it is not Dabao.

Go to the water dispenser and pour a glass of Wahaha pure water, "I only have you in my eyes."

After shampooing at night, Xu Weiyu said: "Rejoice, that's how confident it is."

Before Kiss, he chewed the clear lozenges, "Want to know the taste of" clear mouth "?"

I was crazy and said, "I am wrong. Are you back to normal?"

He said, "It's fun ... okay." Come up with a set, "Let me say one last time," Happy life, I have a set! "