Full Of My Love To You

In high school, I went home after self-study in the evening, and walked with Xu Weiyu on the dimly lit street. Then, I met a group of students from other schools, holding a knife and saying, "Classmates, get some money to spend for us. ? "

Wei Yu immediately said, "Run!" After he finished, he ran a few meters away. I was still too busy to pay for it. I was really scared. I have only heard of this kind of robbery halfway through.

I saw Xu Weiyu ran out a few meters, turned around and saw that I was still standing stupid, and ran back again, grabbed my hand and ran again, and then heard a scream in the back: "Your kid is very brave, dare to run back and forth!"

I couldn't help laughing, but in that case, I didn't dare to laugh.

They chased for a while. When we ran up the road, we heard their scolding, but we didn't catch up.

And this matter, I always thought that there will be a very brutal follow-up. As a result, I am almost thirty, and there is no follow-up.

I later asked Xu Weiyu about this, "Did you do something secretly? They did not come to find fault." Sent money? Or did you call someone to fight intimidation? Anyway, he can do it.

Xu Weiyu said earnestly, "You think too much, isn't it the weekend the next day? You and your friends went to cut their hair and cut it short, and my glasses went home that day and I was crushed by my sleep, so I simply went to match I got a pair of contact lenses. So, they did n’t recognize us ... did you know? It is said that the group of SBs were looking for us, ‘women ’s long hair, men ’s wearing glasses’, hahahaha to kill them! ”

"..."

I took a math quiz in the first grade of high school.

After finishing the questions, I saw that there was still half an hour. The early submission was too eye-catching, which was not in line with my style. In addition, I slept badly last night and was a little insomnia, so I fell asleep.

Then, five minutes later, I heard someone walking around.

Light rain's voice: "Go away, away, the air is gone."

"She fainted again? Brother Yu quickly went to the infirmary."

"I know I know."

"Brother Yu, do you want to breathe first?"

"Let me see me."

I looked up, "..."

I just finished it early and rested on my stomach.

After the high school was assigned to the class, Weiyu and a group of boys from their class skipped classes during the day and went to play games.

The following day the school notified the criticism and asked them to read the book of regret on the radio.

When it was Xu Weiyu ’s turn in the broadcast in front of the classroom, he seemed to have a smile in his voice. Study every day, work hard to study Marxism-Leninism, Mao Zedong Thought, study the theory of building socialism with Chinese characteristics, and constantly improve the ability to serve the people ... "

A grunt came behind, "Xu Weiyu, you bear copying my application for joining the group directly!"

Wei Yu: "Don't make trouble! My regret this time is really deep, I hope the teacher can believe my heart of regret. In addition, someone in the liberal arts class, Valentine's Day happy!"

Someone whispered in the back: "Teacher, some people openly love each other!"

Wei Yu: "Did I say who? I'm telling the teachers of the liberal arts class Happy Valentine's Day, and of course, the teachers of the science class! I wish the teachers every year today and today! Okay, who's next? ?Faster!"

I:"……"

Now think about his words so much.

During college, talking on the phone.

Xu Weiyu said: "I was thinking about the name of our children in the future."

Me: "Are you thinking too far ahead?"

"Don't think about it and feel at ease early."

"Then what did you come up with?"

"No, I don't want to discuss it with you." Then he said seriously. "First of all, we must determine the surname. Will Qingxi marry me or ask me to plug in the door?"

"..."

Wei Yu had been confessed by men. It was a trip, walking on the streets of Scotland, and a very untidy uncle shouted at Xu Weiyu passing by: "Iloveyou!" For a long time, he said to me before going to bed: "Hug me, make me hurt, and make me forget that unpleasant experience."

"Aren't you not reading novels?"

"When I went back to your mother-in-law's house, I accompanied your mother-in-law to watch two episodes of idols."

The idol drama is so powerful, I asked: "Are you sure you want me to torture you?"

"Hmm, come on!"

"Leather whip?"

"..."

"Broomstick?"

"..."

"Feather duster?"

"..."