Funeral, what should I do if I reincarnate as a demon?

"Eh? Retirement??"

"That...I mean, to prepare for retirement in the future."

Remembering that he didn't seem to want to mention his age, Fulian suddenly tried to fool him a little stiffly.

Normally Ash wouldn't be fooled by her, but now Ash didn't care about it and even looked around curiously, trying to find her interesting teammates.

But the imaginary group of beautiful girls, lolita, and royal sisters did not notice that instead, a young man whose age was difficult to distinguish was walking towards them.

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The man with green hair slicked back, wearing narrow-rimmed glasses, and a monk's black robe with gold trim, also walked over when Ash was looking at him.

After looking at Ash with the same curiosity, he asked Frilian before he spoke:

"....It's really strange, Fulian, you are actually smiling at others."

"Just friends... no." Fulilian said halfway, but she shook her head again, considered her words, and said seriously:

"Axiu is a good friend that I have known for a long time...and have many bad relationships with him."

"Huh? It's so...formal all of a sudden? Are you okay?" The overly solemn speech made Ya Xiu uncomfortable for a while when he was introduced like this for the first time. He couldn't help but put his hand on her forehead and pressed it on her forehead again. The girl muttered with displeased eyes: "I don't feel sick either..."

"——It's just an acquaintance after all."

Fulilian slapped his hand away, immediately regretting why she had to think about it so much.

For a guy like him, worrying about hurting her feelings in the end is simply a waste of her feelings... She couldn't help but have such troubles.

"Haha~ They seem to have a good relationship!" The bespectacled monk looked at him with a smile, and couldn't help but say: "But then again, you are indeed Frilian's friend... very strong."

"Well... you're still alive, right?"

"...No, your magic power is obviously quite huge, but before you get really close, the magic power detection can hardly feel your presence. Normally, it is impossible to control this level of magic power."

At the end of his words, the bespectacled monk looked at his face and unconsciously showed admiration: "Especially since you are still so young, I really can't imagine what state you will reach in the future."

"Really? Thank you, you're not bad either. Nowadays, humans...ahem...are the monks in the countryside so powerful now?"

"Country monk?" The bespectacled monk looked surprised, which made Ash suddenly think of some possibility, and the expression on his face became very subtle: "Huh? Could it be..."

"Huh?" The bespectacled monk was confused, but he quickly thought of something and shook his head with a smile: "You may have misunderstood. In fact, I am not from this village... Can you introduce yourself? I am Fulilian. A companion, a member of the brave people who are preparing to defeat the Demon King together, you can call me Haita.”

"....Really or falsely?"

"What's wrong? I'm too weak? Don't you feel like it?"

"No...Normally speaking - shouldn't the monks in the Brave Team be female? And she's the Royal Sister?!" Ya Xiu subconsciously complained with an expression of betrayal on his face.

But this made Haita show a troubled expression: "I'm sorry...normal women can't become monks, right?"

"Real or fake??"

"Don't you know?"

"How can I possibly know? I've never been to a church, so I'm probably a monk!"

"....What on earth are you here for? If nothing happens, leave quickly." Fulian felt a little embarrassed standing next to him, and couldn't help but kick him.

But he felt doubly innocent and retorted with all his strength: "—No, Frillian! Didn't Volamei say that the monks in the Brave Team can only be women? He also told me that this is an established tradition. ? Let me try to become a hero?"

"Ah...? Hmm... It seems that there is such a thing?" Fulilian seemed to have thought of something and couldn't bear to look back on the past, and sighed with one hand on her forehead: "But you left. Teacher Shi actually mentioned once that he just wanted to lure you into becoming a hero."

"Why? I can't understand it at all, why would she lie to me like this??"

"After all, weren't you very interested in the emperor's concubine at that time? You even climbed over the wall to get in, so she said you must like wives and eldest sisters."

"ha??"

The strange misunderstanding that he only learned about after a thousand years made Yaxiu completely dumbfounded... He never thought that he would be misunderstood for so many years?

Let’s not talk about big sisters and so on, but he will definitely refuse to a wife!

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The Burial of Fulilian·Thousand Years to Present: Chapter 53 Fulilian: The only big sister here is me

Fulilian's suspicion was almost written on her face, and even the look in his eyes seemed to be a bit discriminatory towards the wife and the wife. This made Ash, who considered himself a young man with serious sexual habits (custom), really helpless. to explain.

He even knelt down a little, slapped Fulilian on the head, and said solemnly:

"....No, no matter how many times I have to explain it clearly, I was just lost! Don't talk nonsense in front of others anymore! Otherwise - our friendship will come to an end at this moment!"

"Lost and climbed over the wall?"

"Lost and couldn't find the way, so I climbed over the wall to get out of trouble... Isn't this very reasonable?"

Frillian tilted her head in confusion, while Ash's face was full of seriousness, trying to make him believe his innocence.

But after so many years, she really didn't believe this answer. Now she was naturally full of suspicion and said bluntly: "Climb over the wall and directly climb into someone else's harem?"

"This is a problem of probability, but it is definitely not my problem!"

"......." He looked too serious, and Fulilian didn't know whether what he said was true or false, but she always felt...

"Don't you feel ashamed to discuss this in public?"

"Rather than being ashamed, I think I should be more angry... Why do you expose my black material for no reason? What if your teammates think I am a strange person?"

"Is there a problem?"

"Of course there is a problem! Because I am not the kind of person that Volame thinks, even without my big sister, I want to be a hero! So let me join you!" He squeezed out as much righteousness as possible, and stretched out his hand to Fulilian with a smile.

However... Fulilian had no intention of reaching out, she just squinted her eyes and kept looking at him: "...you, don't you have any strange purpose?"

"You doubt your friend like this? Don't you know who I am?"

He said it with a righteous spirit, but Fulilian, who knew him in the village, couldn't help but think of the scene where he poured wine into Millie and dragged her upside down to prevent her from sleeping.

Therefore, she denied it without thinking:

"You don't want to take risks to save humanity."

"Don't look down on others just because you are short. I want to work hard for you!"

"That sounds nice... Do you believe it yourself?"

"I believe it, why not? If you don't believe me, who else can believe me?"

"That's right, I'm also curious about who can believe your words? Just say a name and I'll believe it! Don't think, just say it now! Say it!"

"Jackson!"

Although he thought he was really working for world peace, he couldn't think of anyone who would believe that he would fight for world peace, so he subconsciously said a name.

It can't be said that he was lying or that he was a bad person, but he simply didn't have many friends.

Fulilian asked quickly: "——What do you do? Who is at home?"

"I sing! There is only one person at home!"

"How did you know him?"

"It was...on a dark and windy night..." He tried to think of the scene, which made Fulilian narrow her eyes and interrupted: "——Ash, are you lying to me?"

"Just say I didn't say the name?"

"...When did you start to lie like your master?"

"I think I should be better than Volame." Even when Ash was compared with Volame, his expression became a little subtle.

At first glance, Volame seemed to be a decent person, at most he liked to play the pig and eat the tiger.

But in fact, even if he trained with them, it was really just training, and he would suddenly lose his face and beg for mercy in various ways, and attack after making people soft-hearted.

Perhaps because she was fooled by Volame so many times, Fulilian had some anti-fraud ability. Of course... In fact, it was mainly because she didn't believe Ash was so decent at the beginning.

And even if there was, she didn't plan to let Ash join, after all - her friend was almost at the age where he should enjoy his old age, no matter what, he couldn't do whatever he wanted.

Going on an adventure? Fighting the devil? What if his old bones fell apart? No matter how you think about it, it's not appropriate.

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Ash's hand was suspended in the air, and it was frozen there for a long time. No one was willing to take it, and the atmosphere gradually became a little subtle.....

He was frustrated and planned to change a strategy. When he followed and observed for a while, before he took his hand back, a hand suddenly appeared behind Haita and held his hand firmly.

"Oh, oh...?" He looked up with surprise, but found...

"I believe what you said - Mr. Ash, fight with us!"

The boy with a light blue mushroom head hairstyle, a white cloak, and blue clothes was smiling at him.

However, Ash froze slightly, and tried to withdraw his hand without making a sound, but couldn't help asking: "Excuse me, who are you...?"

"I'm Sinmeier."

"...Is that so? In other words...?"

"Frillian's companion." Sinmeier answered without thinking.

"...Is that true?"

"Really? Is there any problem?"

"Not...this...?" Ash was dumbfounded again, and subconsciously looked at Frillian.

But this time Frillian just sighed softly: "If you are looking forward to the situation in the version of Volame's story, forget it. I am the only big sister here."

"Ha, haha... You have also contracted Volame's bad habit of bragging." Ya Xiu was so exhausted that he couldn't hold it back and subconsciously complained with a dry smile.

Fulian immediately showed an unhappy expression: "....What do you mean? There are not many big sisters as old as me."

"Big sister...ah."

Staring at the loli-type girl in front of him who was much shorter than normal girls, with her hands on her hips and her chest puffed out, trying to look mature, he only had an unhappiness in his heart.

The Buried Fulian·Thousand Years to Present: Chapter 54 The Difference between Ideal and Reality

Not to mention a big sister, not even a girl, a barren elf of the age of a super old lady calls herself big sister, and even puts her arms on her hips and chest out quite proudly.

To be honest... Ash actually doubted that this self-aware guy wanted to mock his own dreams in this way.

But he felt that it was quite tiring to complain about Fulian any more, so he looked around and directly changed the topic:

"Compared to this, what about the dwarf lady? It's really not possible. I think as long as the legendary dwarf... girl, it's not unacceptable."

"Miss dwarf? What's short... No, what's 'compared to this'?? Are you really looking down on me?"

Fulilian was stunned, and immediately expressed her dissatisfaction with his ignorance, and wanted to argue with him, but a rather rough voice came from behind: "As for the dwarf... I am already here?"

"This voice... I suddenly had an ominous premonition..." The rough voice made him hold his forehead with one hand:

"Although I think it's unlikely, maybe the voices of dwarves are rough. After all, they inhale too much dust due to mining every day, so their voices will inevitably be injured, right?"

"Why do dwarves mine?" Frillian asked in confusion.

"Isn't that what the storybooks say?" Ash said without thinking, making Fulilian speechless: "....How old are you, or have you been staying in the mountains all these years?"

"Actually, am I basically practicing? After all, I have never met a dwarf."

"Ah, speaking of which, you are a complete cultivator... no wonder you fall for Master's tricks in strange places."