Funeral, what should I do if I reincarnate as a demon?

"Uh... it seems to be true?"

The moment she understood the situation, Rabinie's dissatisfaction disappeared, and she just bit the bear meat with a sullen expression.

That's right, although she accepted the other party's ease, but... it's not so easy to change her mindset.

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Facing the dispute between the two, Fulilian didn't want to dissuade them at all, and even watched them silently eating meat.

Until Rabinie was persuaded, but still looked unhappy, she ate the bear meat without caring about her elf image and sighed:

"Ash, you are hated thoroughly."

"... To be honest, I feel innocent."

"But it's all your fault."

"It's abnormal to care about the past for so long."

"Only ten years?" Fulilian retorted naturally.

Coming from her mouth, it was really inexplicably convincing, and even made Ash a little bit impatient... After all, Fulilian can hold a grudge for a thousand years.

Thinking of this, he couldn't help but sigh: "... Can't people be more friendly these days?"

"You said that?"

"I'm quite friendly... I think so."

"... You don't even have confidence in yourself." Fulilian looked at him and turned his head away stiffly, but she didn't say anything else, just gnawed the bear paw silently.

On the side, Connie couldn't help staring at the cage at Ash's feet, and couldn't help asking: "That, that... uncle!"

"What?"

"How did you catch that bird?" Although it was a bit embarrassing to ask him this question, Connie still tried to put aside the past contradictions and wanted to learn about the experience of catching:

"We also tried to catch it, but this kind of bird flies very fast and can't be caught at all. Its body is very strong, and it can't be frozen even with ice."

"Well..." He pretended to be profound and pondered, and Connie also leaned forward nervously , stretched her ears for fear of missing any details: "Hmm! How did you do it?"

However... before she could get an answer, Ash suddenly stretched out his hand and pinched her face, pulling it, and said expressionlessly:

"You, you still use this attitude when asking for help, and you actually call me uncle? I told you not to call me uncle, right??"

"——It hurts~! What are you doing~!"

"Call me brother!"

"...Brother, brother!...Brother! Is that okay?"

Although he was very reluctant, Connie was forced to do it under the suppression of force.

Ash then let go, leaving the girl covering her red face and aggrieved: "... Can you tell me now?"

"What are you thinking about? Not calling someone uncle is just a matter of basic courtesy. If you want to know someone's secret, you have to pay a price, for example..."

"... What, what...?"

"Anyway, stretch your head over here and let me stroke it~"

Looking at the two ponytails, the girl who seemed a bit like a harassment, Ash, who really wanted to stroke it, casually stated his request under her nervous gaze.

"Ha... Ha?" Connie didn't know for a moment whether this was an excessive or not.

After all, the exchange was through an exam, but patting the head... always felt weird.

Rabiniel couldn't help but cast a cold gaze: "——You are indeed a perverted uncle!"

"Really? Since you said so, then..." He didn't get angry, but smiled: "Then come and give me a hand, and I will tell you."

"I will..."

"By the way, that is a 100% successful way. At least I succeeded very easily, and I was even the first one to complete the goal among all people, and the only one who has completed the goal now. If you want to know this secret to pass the level, you just need to touch your head. Isn't it very cost-effective? Normally, others would not agree to it if they wanted it."

Without waiting for Rabiniel to object, he smiled kindly and persuaded him.

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What Ash said was indeed heart-warming.

At least after Connie and Rabiniel looked at each other, they hesitated and gritted their teeth, and reached a certain consensus in their hearts.

Finally, Rabinie asked cautiously: "Let me ask... why do you want to touch our hair?"

"The physical distance is proportional to the distance of the soul, and physical contact can naturally bring each other closer. I just hope to build a good relationship with the few friends that Philen has, and..." He said with a pure and kind face and no malice: "After all, you are girls, and the only thing you can touch normally is the head, right? Otherwise, I want to touch Connie's belly."

"Why?!" Connie covered his flat belly with a vigilant face.

"Don't get me wrong, I just like to touch the head and the belly when I touch my pet."

"——I'm not a pet!"

"Don't pay attention to the details."

"——This is not a detail!"

"Young people nowadays really like to haggle over small details." Compared to the emotionally fluctuating girl who was excitedly retorting, he seemed very calm. He shook his head and gave the last chance:

"What do you think? Do you agree or not? If you miss this opportunity, you may not be able to pass the exam? Is this okay?"

"I..."

"...I agree!"

Connie was still hesitating, but Rabinie gritted his teeth and chose to endure the humiliation temporarily.

But before taking action, he still asked him to wash his greasy hands.

Then the two girls closed their eyes and stuck their heads out with full humiliation, allowing Ash to masturbate them at once with a hearty smile.

From the beginning to the two people fighting without stopping them, to now the two people were forced to kneel down, Fulilian just watched to the end, and saw this scene just shook her head with a smile, but was too lazy to dissuade anything.

The two beautiful girls were touched by his skillful techniques, and their faces were flushed... It might also be caused by shame and anger.

But in order to pass the test, they temporarily sacrificed their hair, and only pushed his hand away when they couldn't bear it anymore, staring at him angrily.

They enjoyed it for a while, feeling the best of both worlds.

Although it was forced, Ash was still in a very good mood, and even smiled and nodded: "Since you sincerely want to know and pay the corresponding price, then it's okay to tell you~ and the answer is actually very simple..."

"What?" "Hurry up!"

The two girls looked forward to it, and couldn't help asking questions.

"Well~ I'll give you a live demonstration! It's only one demonstration, you all watch it."

He stood up, picked up the cage on the ground, and opened it casually.

The three of them stared at it without blinking, for fear of missing any details, but saw that the meteorite bird flew out of the cage with a shock wave.

But the next moment after the bird came out of the cage... Ash didn't use any special magic, nor did he have any strategy. He just slapped it down as he said.

Boom--! ! !

With a speed faster than that of the bird, his slap brought a surging sonic boom, just like a spike, and slapped the bird directly to the ground, and also smashed a big hole.

In an instant, Connie and Rabinie were directly messed up in the chaotic shock wave.

Only Fulilian let the wind blow across her cheeks, but she just had a numb expression on her face, swallowed the meat in her mouth and muttered: "I knew that this guy wouldn't be so kind..."

"What, what is this!!" "How can this kind of thing be copied?!"

Connie and Rabinie were directly furious, realizing that they were probably being taken advantage of for free, picked up their wands and rushed into the smoke and dust, wanting to fight him to the death.

After all, it was no longer a question of whether they could win or not, but they had to fight for their dignity even if they didn't make money.

But in the smoke, they looked around but still couldn't find anyone. Behind them, Fulilian sighed helplessly:

"...Don't look for him. He had already slipped away. You were fooled."

"——What?!"

"——That bastard uncle...!"

The girls' angry voices resounded through the sky when they searched in vain.

However, hearing the crazy voices of the girls behind him, Ash threw the meteorite bird back into the cage, and left the scene quickly with a full load of joy.

He said that he really wanted to have a good relationship, but he wanted to play with Ferren's friend who was like a daughter and a mother. The impulse and the accompanying pleasure made him really unable to bear it.

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After eating and drinking enough and playing enough, Ash didn't take a nap or anything, but came to the safe area at the edge of the barrier.

By the withered river in the safe zone, Zanze, who had arranged the tables and chairs and was drinking black tea elegantly, noticed the movement coming from the bushes after taking a sip of tea, and shook his head unconsciously.

The candidates nowadays are really not good enough. They surrendered after such a short time. I don’t know if anyone can pass this year. She couldn’t help but sigh for the lack of talents in recent years.

But when she saw the familiar figure emerging from the bushes, she almost spit out a mouthful of black tea.

“——A-Lord Yaxiu…? Why are you…”

“I want a list of reference personnel and their information. You must have it here, right?”

“Eh… No, this cannot be given to the candidates no matter what…”

“It’s okay, I won’t show it to others. I just want to understand their magic and see if there is any interesting magic… I want it!”

These candidates who have the potential to become first-level magicians can basically be said to be at the forefront of human magic.

If we could take this opportunity to get the magic they are good at, it would be a good choice.

But facing his shining eyes, Zanze opened his mouth for a long time without closing it. He couldn't say a word, and there was only one thought in his head-Lord Ash, it's really not ordinary willful... just as reckless as Lady Celia...

"What's wrong, Zanze?"

"Actually... Lord Ash, when you step into this area, it's considered surrender..." Zanze said with an embarrassed expression, pursed his lips slightly and said his difficulties.

"It's okay, if you don't say it and I don't say it, no one will know."

"No, it's not just me at the scene... Look over there."

Faced with his willful speech, Zanze sighed and stretched out his hand, pointing to the hill in the distance.

The chief examiner of the first round of the first-level magician exam, Gainau, was on the hill, controlling the entire examination room from a high place.

But when the two looked over, he suddenly rubbed his eyes painfully as if he was blinded by sand, and had no energy to observe what was happening here. He disappeared in a short while, as if he really didn't notice the problem here.

The betrayal of his companions pretending not to see made it impossible for him to follow suit. Zanze, who pretended not to see, was stunned for a moment:

"... This guy actually threw all the problems to me?"

"It's a bit rude to call others the problem in front of others, isn't it?"

"... I'm sorry." He complained a little depressed, and Zanze lowered his head with a trace of distress: "... Although I really want to help you, if Lady Celia knew, she would definitely be angry."

"Think about it, is she good to you or am I good to you?"

"... The key point of the problem should not be who is better, but the rules..."

"If Celia finds out, I will help you solve it, and rules are meant to be broken." He moved a chair, He sat down next to Zanze, stroked her hair with a smile, and said earnestly:

"We are the makers of the rules, not the rule-followers~"

"Is it really okay for you to say that?"

"What's wrong with that?"

"... The rules have been set, but as the makers, you break them without authorization. Isn't it a bit..."

"Ah, look at you, your hair is a little split. Let me wash your hair when we get back! Don't look at me like this, I'm actually quite good at this kind of thing?"

"... If you just want to take a look, it's not impossible..."

Zanze, who was stroked like a little animal, could only agree to it with a slightly distressed expression, nodding slightly as if giving up, facing his attitude of not leaving unless he agreed, and the exchange conditions he proposed.

When he showed a happy expression, Zanze sighed a little: "Ha... You really are... as willful as Lady Celia..."

"Wait a minute, you said that to an adult, even in front of me?? Isn't this a bit rude?"

His well-founded protest made Zanze couldn't help but refute: "... I am already an adult, and... I don't want to be criticized for my politeness by Master Ash who always tampered with and ignored the rules."

"Well... Are you really in the rebellious period? You were obviously cuter before."

"I am an adult, but..." Zanze frowned slightly, but smiled at the end: "..... Thank you."