Gamers Are Fierce

The van accelerates to full speed and drives all the way. Seeing that it is about to hit the woman in white on the side of the road, Li Ang suddenly turns the steering wheel, causing the car to suddenly shift to the left.

The tilted and tilted car body brought the wind and brushed against the skirt of the woman.

boom,

The car body tilted up and fell heavily, and the car had already traveled tens of meters while shaking.

Did you get rid of it?

Li Ang looked into the rearview mirror out of the corner of his eyes, but saw that the dark street behind was empty, and there was no pale figure anywhere.

Next to you!

Miss Chai's exclamation resounded in Li Ang's heart. Out of the corner of his eyes, he glanced, only to see a pile of thick, black, twisted long hair rising slowly from the passenger's seat.

These hairs seem to grow out of the seat,

gushing, spreading,

squirming, trembling,

Accompanied by the intertwined sound of rustling hair.

The temperature inside the car plummeted, and a thin layer of ice quickly formed on the inside and outside of the window, and a tiny amount of hoarfrost spread slowly outward from the center of the passenger seat.

In just one breath, the hair turned from a small pile into a big ball like a basketball.

Under the hair, the outline of a woman's head emerged.

Then, the shoulders, the arms, the body

A woman in a pale long dress, with her arms hanging down naturally, her palms facing upwards,

The head, firmly covered by the hair, slumped against the shoulders,

Like a silent passenger, sitting in the co-pilot seat naturally.

She came up, what should I do?

Miss Chai was a little nervous, the pale figure next to her was even less textured and more evil than the usual charm.

The sudden appearance of the woman's figure did not make Li Ang panic,

He slowed down the speed of the car a little, examined the situation calmly, turned his head slowly, and said calmly to the woman in white: Miss sister, do you know that a man's passenger seat is

You can only sit for your wife or girlfriend.

You sat up so quietly, because you were attracted by my appearance, do you want to promise me with your body?

Sorry, I'm not a casual person.

But if you insist, maybe I will give in.

no respond.

This is normal, the other party is not breathing at all, nor has any temperature, it is definitely not a living thing.

Miss Chai was startled, suppressed her voice, and said softly, What are you doing!

Testing.

Li Ang said silently in his heart: Don't worry, I was a taxi driver when I was young, and I was the best at chatting with passengers.

Passengers often write down my license plate after getting off the bus, so that they can order my car again in the future.

When were you young! What are you not in high school now? And the passenger's license plate is probably not to order your car, but to find someone to hit you, right?

Chai Cuiqiao slandered wildly in her heart, opened her eyes, Li Ang cleared her throat, and after a while, she smiled at the figure in white and said, Miss, are you shy because you don't want to answer me?

Hey, I'm sorry, I didn't notice that your hands were frozen blue,

How about this, in the storage box of the passenger seat in front of you, there is a mineral water cup that I have peed on, take a sip to keep warm,

It just so happened that I got angry recently and I often drink chrysanthemum tea.

There is a long aftertaste of sweetness.

Still no response, the woman in white just sat there, motionless.

Li Ang frowned, and said softly: Miss sister, why are you silent? Are you shy?

Or are you worried that speaking will damage your image because of your bad breath?

Don't be afraid, my mouth smells bad too.

Known as the Little Prince of Zaun, a keyboard pianist,

If you win, your parents will be alive; if you lose, your family tree will ascend to heaven.

All men are brothers with the wind, horse hunters in the valley of the dead wind,

The simplest mouth smell, the most extreme enjoyment.

So, don't feel inferior, talk to me.

The pale figure was silent for a long time, and finally, there was a slight voice as thin as a gossamer, Bible

Li Ang's heart moved, and he continued to drive the car, asking, What?

Give me, tell, the Bible

The woman said stutteringly.

Li Ang's eyes flashed, and he looked at the other party's attire again,

It can be vaguely seen that the dilapidated long skirt is a bit like a nun's white congregational attire, except that it does not have a brown robe cloak or a black headscarf.

Li Ang took a deep breath, the meaning of the monster teaching level under the bed before,

Besides, only by following certain rules can abnormal events be resolved without injury.

Miss Chai was a little nervous, We're going to tell a Bible story this time, will you know it? If not, let's kill her directly.

Don't worry,

Li Ang said silently in his heart: I am familiar with the Bible. I used to sing it every day. Don't worry.

That's good.

Miss Chai breathed a sigh of relief, and it took a while before she realized, Wait, sing?

Before she could ask, Li Ang had already taken a deep breath, and after half a second of deliberation, he sang in Peking opera: Moses, leave Egypt County,

I will come before the Red Sea,

I have never said anything, my heart is good~ miserable,

Angels of the past, listen to me,

Who goes to heaven to turn,

I just asked God to help me drain the sea water,

Do not cut off the roots of Jewish life,

In the next life, if you become a dog and a horse, you will be repaid!

The Peking opera singing in this section is the famous Su San Qi Jie\

,"Li Ang reversed the howl of ghosts and wolves when he sang just now, and sang this scene with a sad and decisive tone, which shocked people's hearts.

But this line is about the story of Moses going to sea in the Bible,

The combination of the two is really inconsistent to the extreme.

Miss Chai was dumbfounded when she heard it, but Li Ang continued to sing, what kind of Henan opera version of Gospel of John\

,"Huaguxi version of The Book of Joshua\

,"Allegro version of the Gospel of Mark,

Even the rap version of Apocalypse.

Singing in style, it makes people pee,

Forget about this pale figure,

Even Miss Chai herself had the urge to convert devoutly and just beg Li Ang not to sing any more.

Where did you learn this skill?!

Miss Chai said with some breakdown.

An activity center for the elderly run by the Yin City Sub-district.

Li Ang sang the version of The Book of Isaiah from Liu Hai Chops the Firewood, and said silently in his heart: When I had no money, I often went to the elderly activity center to do volunteer activities.

Just play games, sing and so on with grandpas and grandmas,

You can get free lunch and dinner, as well as air conditioning and WiFi.

Well, I have to say that the old men and women are really versatile, they can play all kinds of operas,

In particular, they had previously organized a Christmas music garden miscellaneous activity,

After listening to it for a week, I can master all kinds of dramatic singing of all scriptures.

Do you want to learn? I teach you.

Miss Chai was speechless for a while, not knowing what to say.