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The stooped blind old woman was struggling to walk in the dark forest under heavy rain. She stretched out her hands to explore the road ahead and muttered. From time to time, she would fall to the ground because of the slippery road in the rain.

The rags and clothes on his body were covered with mud and leaves, and the original shape could hardly be seen.

It's raining. Does anyone want to buy an umbrella?

The blind old woman was soaked by the rain, but she still spoke in a hoarse voice,

The miserable and pitiful appearance is like those lonely old people who are wandering in the corners of society and are not noticed by the public. They can only make a living by setting up street vendors.

It's enough to inspire compassion in anyone's heart.

Boom.

Thunder suddenly sounded, and a figure holding a black umbrella and covered in a red coat emerged from the forest, standing tightly in front of the hunchbacked lady.

As if she noticed something, the blind old woman raised her head and looked forward with her cloudy eyes, It's raining, does anyone want to buy an umbrella?

Li Ang said slowly: Do you want to know about swimming fitness? Shiwa Xinge Fitness Club has a big discount for the opening. The equipment annual card is 880 yuan/year, the aerobic pass is 980 yuan/year, the warm family card is 1280 yuan/year, and there are 30 days. Super weight loss training camp...

The old woman seemed to have not heard the other party at all and said to herself: It's raining. Does anyone want to buy an umbrella?

Li Ang: Sister, do you want to buy a big pot of tea? A pot is just a cup of tea. Drinking it yourself is for taste, and inviting others to drink it is for dignity. Masterpiece, purely handmade, insisting on premium raw materials from the origin, adhering to traditional craftsmanship, I would like to call it A classic trick.”

Old woman: It's raining...

Li Ang: Madam, can I borrow you for a few minutes? Do you know about Amway?

Old woman: It's raining...

Li Ang: Sister, I would like to recommend you a shoe cleaner to quickly clean the stains on the shoe surface. If you are not interested, I also have postgraduate entrance examination materials, postgraduate entrance examination lecture products and certification training courses. I guarantee that you will not be able to buy it and suffer a loss or be fooled. .

Old woman: Let's go...

Li Ang said angrily: Damn you, didn't you see me holding an umbrella?

Holding a black umbrella, he walked forward in three steps and two steps, and sighed: Today's local promotions are really getting more and more careless. They don't even want to do the preparation steps of accurately analyzing target groups and dividing promotion areas. ,

They also hire this kind of poor old lady as a promotion agent, who clearly promotes umbrellas but doesn’t even hold an umbrella herself.

How can this make users feel at ease and satisfied?

As Li Ang spoke, he pulled out a bronze scythe from the void. The smooth blade of the scythe reflected the shining light of lightning.

Young man, you want an umbrella, right?

The old woman with a hunched back stood there with a weird smile on her wrinkled face, Ten dollars a handful...

She stretched out her thin arms like dead wood, slowly but firmly pressed her head from both sides, and slowly plucked her head out.

The old woman's head, still smiling, was squeezed by her palms and hung above her neck.

The lower end was connected to a string of pale spine bones, with bright red blood dripping continuously.

Swipe and pull——

The messy and dry pale hair on the old woman's head floated up against the heavy rain and wind.

The head is the umbrella frame, the bones are the umbrella handle, and the hair is the umbrella cloth.

The old woman held an umbrella and walked towards Li Ang step by step. With every step she took, the leaves stuck to her clothes shook off.

The cloudy eyes of the head were wide open, and the canthus was about to burst.

His lower jaw suddenly fell off, opening like a snake, and he roared at the top of his lungs: It's time to pay!!

“I told you I won’t buy an umbrella!!”

Li Ang roared, the mark of the god on the back of his hand disappeared in a flash, and his body expanded slightly, unnoticeably.

The bronze scythe slashed down at an angle suddenly accelerated in mid-air,

Wrapping up the mighty ripples of energy, he slashed towards the old woman who raised her head to see her.

boom!

At the last moment when she was about to hit the sickle head-on, the old woman turned her head umbrella horizontally and tried to block the blade with her hair umbrella.

However, when she actually came into contact with the scythe, she realized how terrifying the power attached to it was.

With this blow, the old woman flew straight away and slammed into the tree trunk. A huge wound appeared on her body from her shoulder to her waist and abdomen, and a steady stream of bright red gushed out.

The horrifying-shaped umbrella was cut into two pieces on the spot.

The umbrella ribs split into two, flew into the air, and fell again under the drag of gravity.

The two halves of the face that fell into the muddy leaves still had expressions of horror.

Tread, tread, tread.

Li Ang held an umbrella and walked forward unhurriedly.

He casually released a [Debris Scattering], which knocked the two halves of the head that were divided into two pieces on the ground and tried to escape using their hair as tentacles into the air.

Swinging the bronze scythe, he slashed horizontally and divided the head into four halves.

The old woman, or an urban legend disguised as an old woman, died on the spot.

The headless body that fell under the tree also stopped struggling at the same time.

“Next time you engage in local marketing, remember to think clearly about the needs of users first.”

The system's experience value and game currency arrival prompts sounded in my ears.

Li Ang sighed and activated the special effect of the Soul Shepherding Bronze Scythe, extracting the old woman's spirit body and forming an irregular white crystal the size of a walnut with mottled black threads inside.

The special effect of the Shepherd's Bronze Scythe is to extract the spirit of the life it kills into crystals.

For life in the real world, this is undoubtedly the same as losing one's soul and is extremely cruel.

But it is perfectly appropriate to put it in this fictional world built by the power of sentient beings and filled with horrific urban legends.

Is this the spiritual crystal?

Li Ang weighed it and found that the crystal contained a certain amount of yin energy, so he asked himself: See if this thing can be eaten.

Miss Chai's head poked out from his chest, her eyes widened, her slender fingers quietly stretched out, and carefully poked the white crystal,

It feels like it's edible...

Miss Chai said with some uncertainty, stretched out her hand to hold the crystal, closed her eyes and meditated for a while.

I saw that the white crystals were shrinking at a speed visible to the naked eye, like ice cubes melting in the sun. In the blink of an eye, only a small black piece was left - it seemed that all the impurities were left behind and remained in the crystals. In the last part.

“It’s really edible!

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Great!

Miss Chai's eyes lit up, It can almost provide about one-tenth of the maximum amount of Yin Qi!

Chai Chai, as an unlucky and disgraceful devil who never became a monk,

There is neither a stable upgrade system for players nor the inheritance of power from demons.

You can only accumulate strength by accumulating yin energy.

Feeding her spirit crystals felt like a meat bun beating a dog and never coming back.

oh?

Li Ang nodded and stuffed the black crystal into his pocket, It's very good. There are many evil spirits in this forest, enough for you to eat.

Let's hurry up, they're still waiting.

Uh-huh.

After having a meal of Yin Qi, Miss Chai retracted happily, rubbing her hands together, looking forward to having a full meal today.