Gamers Are Fierce

Chapter 653 Pun

It's now!

The blue electric arc in Li Ang's hand flashed away, and the main gun removed from the Sentor tank fired suddenly.

Fire and smoke erupted from the gun barrel, and the high-explosive shells streaked through the air, almost grazing the edge of the fire tornado, and hit the flatbed truck.

Um?

Cai Wen, who was constantly swinging back and forth like a boxer, locked the position of the cannonball in a flash of lightning, stretched out the palm of his hand to pick up a cabbage from the cabbage pitcher behind him, held it in his hand, and threw it violently!

Cabbage is far lighter than watermelon shells, but its explosion damage is only slightly less than the latter.

Under Cai Wen's precise throw, Cabbage hit the high-explosive shell like a high-speed lead ball.

boom!

The two collided and exploded instantly.

Vegetable leaves flew everywhere and metal fragments were scattered in all directions. The vegetable warrior standing at the front of the car danced his fists tightly, perfectly protecting the vehicle underneath him from shrapnel damage.

Even when this Chinese cabbage was perfected with boxing,

He still had enough energy left to twist his body, use his front teeth to accurately grasp a poisonous crossbow arrow shot from a sinister angle, and spat the arrow shot by the assassin Ezio Auditore onto the ground with a poof sound. ,

The expression on the vegetable's face clearly conveyed the disdain of That's it?

I was... despised by a Chinese cabbage...

Ezio Auditore felt strange feelings of loss, shame, and embarrassment in his heart.

This feels like studying hard for ten years and going to the college entrance examination room with full confidence, only to find that the people competing on the same stage are all Zentraedi high school students with IQs above 300.

Human abilities indeed have their limits...

Ezio Auditore's eyes were empty and he murmured: If you want to survive in this world, you can only surpass humans...

No one cared about the psychological activities of this Italian man named Assassin Writing Berserker. Everyone's attention was focused on the barrel of the Stryker tank.

Boom boom boom!

The artillery poured out ammunition, and all five high-explosive shells remaining in the magazine flew away from the barrel.

With a life-and-death crisis imminent, Dave, who has always been crazy, seemed to have a glimmer of clarity in his eyes.

He shook the linen fertilizer bag, took out the last energy bean, and slapped Cai Wen hard on the back.

“Ah oil good malaysia!”

Along with Dave's unclear roar, Cai Wen's figure expanded again,

The green fist shadow that shattered everything appeared on the track again,

Whether it's artillery shells invading from the front or sneak attacks from other convoys behind,

None of them can penetrate this boxing wind barrier.

but.

Cai Wenzhi's proud smile suddenly froze. The Chinese cabbage suddenly discovered that just when it was about to hit the last high-explosive bomb,

The artillery piece deviated from its trajectory for no reason, fell like a sudden straight line, rolled and fell to the ground.

That is!

Semei Maruwen's pupils shrank, and with the Crow Tengu's eyesight beyond that of ordinary people, he could clearly see something was wrong with the last high-explosive projectile.

There are many translucent silk threads stuck around the outside of the cannonball.

The metal shell at the bottom of the cannonball disappeared, and the charge inside was hollowed out. It was replaced by a medium-sized insect with a bloated body and a sac filled with acid on its back.

I see,

She Ming Wanwen understood clearly in his heart,

That NPC in GTA5 released several weird insects before.

All the insects arrive at the front of the track in advance, where a web is woven with transparent silk threads.

As the vehicle and the first few shells passed by, the transparent net lifted up,

When the last cannonball filled with special insects passed by, the transparent net pulled down again, intercepted the cannonball, and dragged it to the ground, just so that the cannonball was located under Crazy Dave's car.

It is also a blind spot for attacks by exotic plants.

boom!

The Poison Exploder worm exploded instantly, and the strong acid liquid and shrapnel poured on the bottom of the flatbed truck, melting most of the chassis in an instant.

The three little green aliens in the cab of the truck felt the body of the truck shake. They screamed and turned the steering wheel, trying to stabilize the vehicle.

Unfortunately, these attempts were in vain;

After the acid corroded the fuel tank and completely leaked all the oil, the rickety flatbed truck slowed down and finally hit a light pole.

Four riders were left behind in the car, who were making noisy noises in strange languages, as if they were having an encrypted phone call.

It worked.

The system prompt sounded in my ears,

Li Ang, who was on the roof of Stryker's chariot, exhaled a breath of turbid air, released his divine power, and recalled the soldiers and bees again.

how did you do it...

The bewildered witch was about to ask a question, but she realized that her words were suspected of spying on her companions, so she kept her mouth shut.

It's bugs, I added bugs.

Li Ang explained seriously: This world is completely composed of data, so as long as you use bugs (bugs, computer vulnerabilities), you can target it.

...

The witch was silent for a moment, but couldn't help opening her mouth to complain: No, your English pun is too cold, isn't it?

Yes? It's okay.

Li Ang grinned, I have read a book How to Chat with the Opposite Sex before. The book said that adding some exquisite puns during chatting can ease the awkward atmosphere.

Create jokes that make people laugh so hard that they lose control of their bowels.

? ? ?

I would like to hear what kind of jokes can make people laugh until they lose control of their bowels.

The witch was so full of things that she couldn't say anything, but Sunset Molten Gold in the passenger seat nodded, Oh, I think I've read that book too. There are detailed tutorials in it to teach you how to attract the attention of the opposite sex.

For example, if you see someone posting a selfie in your circle of friends, you might reply, ‘Is this you? ’

When you see travel photos, just reply ‘Internet pictures, right? ’

When I see a photo of shoes, I reply ‘fake? ’

When I saw the photo of the hotel, I replied, ‘Are you dating again? ’

When I see music being shared, I reply, ‘Follow the trend? ’

When I saw the daily life posts, I replied, ‘That’s it? ’

If you see a hint that you want to fall in love, just reply, 'A monster in your mouth? ’

When he saw Ye Laifei, he replied, ‘Don’t you feel embarrassed? ’

If things go on like this, all the people of the opposite sex in your circle of friends will pay special attention to you.

Hmm... I originally wanted to try this, but there aren't many girls in my circle of friends.

It’s either a micro-business advertising machine or a tea girl...

? ? ?

I think it’s more normal to rant and then delete friends! Are you two watching How to Chat with the Opposite Sex or How to Enrage the Opposite Sex into a Deadly Enemy?

The corners of the witch's mouth twitched, and she decisively chose not to dwell on this topic any further.

The Stryker chariot drove forward and entered the narrow and steep roller coaster section, picking up banana peels, red mushrooms, green turtle shells and other props.

However, given that they had just destroyed the vehicle of Crazy Dave, the dark horse of the race, not many teams dared to drive alongside them.

It was a smooth ride down the roller coaster section.

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