Gamers Are Fierce

Chai Chai was stunned for a few seconds, then asked with a cute look on his face: What?

Have you seen the movie The Dragon Back to School?

Li Ang said: I want you to put on my skin, dress up like me, go to school and pass the final exam.

ah?

Chai Chai was so startled that he floated up, shook his head quickly and said: No, no, didn't you say that there are people from the Special Affairs Bureau in the Experimental Middle School?

There is also a circle of multifunctional surveillance cameras surrounding the campus.

I am a lonely ghost, and I can be easily discovered if I wear a skin.

Don't worry about that.

Li Ang said: I have been observing those surveillance cameras for several days. The skin bag I have made now can perfectly escape the surveillance cameras and will not be found to be abnormal.

Then I don't know about your interpersonal relationships either.

Chai Chai opened his eyes wide and said, Others are fine, but you don't have many friends anyway.

What should you do if those teachers in class and Wang Congshan want to talk to you?

You can't pretend to be mute and don't speak for a day or answer the teacher's questions, right?

You don't have to worry about that.

Li Ang nodded and said: In the past few days, you have been pretending to have excessive insomnia and lying on your seat to sleep during class and after class.

The teacher never cared about me before.

I can do this.

Chai Chai nodded, patted his chest and said, When the teacher comes to me, I just say, 'What's the matter?'

Simple and efficient.

The teacher assigned me to work, and I said, ‘That’s it? ’

Expression work is easy and completely competent.

The teacher said a few words to me, and I replied, ‘Are you teaching me how to do things? ’

Humorously and implicitly express gratitude to the teacher for his education, alleviate the awkwardness of the situation, and maintain a relaxed and harmonious conversation atmosphere.

...

Li Ang smacked his lips and said, Just do what you want.

As for Wang Congshan...

If she comes to chat with you, just use the excuse of egg-changing period to deal with it casually, and she won't dig into it.

If you encounter any problems, just pray to me,

As long as there are no games, I will contact you remotely from home or outside school.

Be careful not to reveal anything unusual.

Oh okay...

Chai Chai nodded hesitantly, hesitated for a moment, and then said coyly: What about the final exam?

Although he doesn't want to admit it, Chai Chai, who has been in the real world for so long, is still semi-literate to a certain extent.

I don’t know mathematical formulas at all.

English is limited to How are you? I'm fihank you.

I don't know whether the shirt cost nine pounds and fifteen pence, or fifteen pounds and nine pence.

Modern historical knowledge and ideological politics can be learned from short videos and Weibo.

It’s okay to ask her to write a title in the style of a marketing account.

If she was asked to write the test paper, it would be better to just draw the bastard on the answer sheet.

Well...

Li Ang frowned and thought for a moment. With his usual personality, it was normal for him to hand in a blank paper.

But this time the final exam is a joint entrance exam for more than a dozen middle schools in Yin City.

The school management pays more attention to it.

If Li Ang turns in a blank paper, he may not have the free benefit of sleeping in class in the next semester, and he will not be able to change papers, take naps, or eat snacks in class.

The head teacher would even come for a home visit or something, which would cause a lot of trouble.

By the way, didn't we give the brainworms some carefully selected books before so that they can learn modern knowledge?

Chai Chai's eyes lit up and he reminded: The brain structure of the brain worm is unique, and its abilities of perception, memory, understanding, analysis, judgment, and imagination are all beyond those of ordinary people.

After learning, some of these brainworms have grown into advanced intellectuals who are no less inferior to scientific researchers - and their loyalty is also guaranteed by the collective belief.

How about you send a brainworm over to help me complete the test paper?

Well, that's okay too.

Li Ang nodded, hammered his palm, took the firewood down to the pet breeding box, and found a brainworm with a master's degree of science - a double-knife turkey.

This brainworm named after turkey can be said to be an inspirational example.

At first, it was just an overseer who supervised the cultivation of potions by workers. With its devout faith in Li Ang, it was noticed by Miss Chai.

Let it be the lead singer of the chorus at the Father’s Temple hymn service each weekend.

For these brainworms who have been severely brainwashed by Chai Chai, being close to their loving father is a matter of great pride.

The double-knife turkey is more pious and works harder,

Complete tasks on time and take the initiative to work overtime,

Step by step, he was promoted to become a fried chicken cook and cola master craftsman. During the weekly Father's Day service, he cooked delicious fried chicken sacraments for other brainworms and poured full Coke with ice cubes.

He was even allowed to enter the alchemy box and clean his loving father's workshop himself.

The double-knife turkey with numerous honors did not stop there.

It deeply feels the incomparable honor of serving its loving father, and is determined to become one of the most useful brainworms.

In my spare time, I completed self-study courses on marine chemistry and marine geology.

He even wrote several papers discussing in detail the role of the ocean in the global climate system and the ecosystem changes caused by ocean acidification.

In order to go to the ocean in the future, assist the fellow Cerebrates there, transform the deep sea, and expand the boundaries of the insect swarm.

Let it assist Chai Chai in completing the test paper. It should be very simple.

In the pet breeding box, the double-sword turkey was received by the loving father and the saint. His whole body was trembling with excitement, and his giant centipede-shaped body drew dozens of deep marks on the ground.

Chai Chai cleared his throat and informed the double-sword turkey of the Father's will - the brainworms have been adjusted innately and acquiredly, and have no doubts about the fact that the Father is the supreme being in the world.

No matter how weird the decree announced by the saint is, the brainworms will not think deeply about it and will only implement it firmly.

Ever since, the double-sword turkey exited the centipede-shaped body and got into the model of Li Ang's right arm made from the incubation tank.

This arm has been specially adjusted, and its skin is soft and ordinary.

But when necessary, you can turn on the combat mode and blow away a car with one punch.

You can also spray webs from your fingertips and fly around the city like Spider-Man.

Very functional.

At that time, Chai Chai will put on Li Ang's puppet disguise, and the right arm inhabited by the brainworm will have self-awareness, and he can make the test papers by himself without Chai Chai's intervention.

Chai Chai was very excited to try out the puppet disguise in advance.

Let the double-sword turkey control his right arm, split and multiply in the palm of his right hand to create a mouth and an eye, cospaly Xiao You from Parasite Beast.

Then let the double-sword turkey switch to combat mode, sometimes elongating, sometimes shrinking, firing a rubber machine gun into the air, cospaly Pirate King Luffy.

Seeing Miss Chai playing happily, Li Ang, who was standing next to her, couldn't help but rub his chin.

Although Chai Chai is usually very cool, but in this kind of business, he should be more reliable...right?

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