Gamers Are Fierce

You are so flamboyant.

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The old woman looked at Li Ang, then at the surveillance camera located high at the intersection,

The deep furrows on his face twitched violently a few times, his pale lips murmured for a while,

In the end, she still didn't say anything, she took a step back unobtrusively, lowered her head, pretending that she hadn't seen Li Ang.

She doesn't mind adding an extra meal,

But now it is under the surveillance camera, considering the possible pursuit of the Special Affairs Bureau after the incident, let's bear with it for the time being.

The old woman remained silent, while Li Ang took a step forward, pretending to have a long belch, and asked with concern: What's the matter with you? Why don't you talk? Did you get smoked by my armpit sweat just now?

God damn armpit sweat, you will die if you don't speak, right?

The old woman felt as if thousands of alpacas were galloping past her. After taking a few deep breaths, she decided not to pay any attention to this drunk who was suspected of being drunk.

Li Ang raised his arm, sniffed his armpits, and after confirming that there was no smell,

Angrily asked the other party: No smell, why don't you talk to me, are you looking down on me? Let me tell you, I am a distinguished Green Diamond member, no one can ignore me.

Then you are awesome.

The old woman's eyes twitched and she turned her head away.

Finally, when the green light came on, she tremblingly walked down the steps and onto the zebra crossing with a cloth bag in hand.

Li Ang chased after her, catching up with her in two or three steps, walking head-to-head with her,

Put your legs high, swing your arms like crazy, pretend to sprint, and hum the theme song from the movie Rocky, Gonna Fly Now

噔噔 噔噔 ~~ 噔 噔 ~ 噔噔 噔 ~~ 噔噔 噔 ~

This song is high-spirited and positive, very suitable for listening to when running at night,

But to the old woman's ears, it was all noise.

She unknowingly increased the speed of her footsteps, and Li Ang also accelerated slowly, shoulder to shoulder with her.

The old woman who was like thousands of flies buzzing around her ears was really annoying, a flame mixed with malice and anger suddenly rose in her heart.

She just kept going forward, walked the zebra crossing, and the moment she stepped on the steps, she pretended to slip and staggered and fell to the ground.

Click——

The sound of bones colliding is particularly obvious at the silent intersection,

Hey, hey...

The old woman cried out in pain, moved and sat on the roadside steps, holding her ankle and shaking.

Seeing this, Li Ang took a step back and pretended to be terrified, Grandma, I've never met you before, don't blackmail me, there are surveillance cameras here.

Ouch.

The old woman hugged her ankle and groaned weakly a few times, then sighed: Young man, you didn't hit me, it was my slippery foot. Alas, this man is useless when he gets old.

Hey, you can't say it like that, old man, his ambition is thousands of miles away.

Li Ang said consolingly: Uncle Zhang who lived across from my house used to like boxing since he was a child, and he can still do two or three sets of military boxing when he is over eighty.

Last time his grandson hanged himself on the electric fan in the living room. As soon as he kicked off the chair with his front foot, Uncle Zhang got excited and put on boxing gloves with his back foot.

? ? ?

The old woman opened her mouth and didn't know what to say for a while. After a long time, she took a breath and said quietly: Young man, I sprained my ankle, can I trouble you to take me home?

What do you want to do?

Li Ang immediately became vigilant, clutching his chest and said, I warn you, I'm not the kind of casual person.

Last time I had an online date with a milf, she pulled my sleeve and said to go to her house at night, and have a heart-to-heart talk with their mother and daughter. My heart, the one that was pounding, didn't even think about the test, so I agreed directly.

As a result, when I went there at night, I saw the seventy-year-old mother of the half-old lady, sitting in front of the mirror, applying heavy makeup...

God, talk about it, who wants to sleep with you! ! !

Can't you piss and take care of yourself? !

The old woman's desire to complain was almost overflowing, she suppressed her distorted expression, forced a smile and said: Young man, you think too much, I just want you to help me go home.

Alas, my son and daughter are all out of town, and there is really no one at home. How about I pay you some money?

money?

Li Ang straightened his face, frowned and reprimanded: Grandma, this is your fault. You said that talking about money hurts your relationship. Let's take a five million advance payment first.

.... The old woman had a hard time keeping her smile, Five hundred lines.

Hey, you are really a good bargainer.

Li Ang nodded, walked up to her and squatted down, stretching his hands behind, Come on.

Ok.....

A faint smile flashed across the old woman's face, she slowly stood up on one foot, and climbed onto Li Ang's back.

Li Ang weighed it up, stood up slowly, and looked around the intersection joint, Which direction is your home?

Over there. The old woman stretched out her hand and pointed to the northwest direction, and said softly, It will be a few blocks ahead.

To the northwest, there is a village in the city, full of old houses of 20 or 30 years, with narrow roads, low buildings, and many blind spots for monitoring.

There is her temporary residence.

Okay, sit tight? Thomas the train is starting!

Li Ang raised his legs high and rushed forward. The old woman could only feel the wind whistling in her ears, and she almost couldn't open her eyes.

So fast!

Just after rushing out for tens of meters, Li Ang suddenly slowed down and panted, Hey, I'm exhausted, grandma, now it's your turn to carry me.

? ? ? ?

The old woman lying on Li Ang's back looked confused, blinked her eyes, and tried her best to interpret the word innocent.

Fortunately, he was just joking and didn't throw the old woman to the ground.

Li Ang slowed down, and with the old woman on his back, he said casually, Grandma, what's your last name?

The old woman was worried that if she didn't answer, she might be thrown on the ground by the other party. After struggling for a moment, she still said, ...surname Hu.

Li Ang nodded, I'm not asking if you're happy or not, I'm asking what your last name is.

Veins appeared on the old woman's forehead, My surname is Hu!

Li Ang frowned, I know you're happy, I'm asking what your last name is, understand? Last name is the first letter of a person's name.

The old woman felt her blood pressure started to rise again, My surname is Hu...Gu Yuehu.

Oh, I understand when you say that, Li Ang nodded, Grandma Gu Yuehu, where is your lover?

Dead. The old woman replied angrily, I fell into the water and drowned when I was electric fish.

Ah? I'm sorry, I've touched your heart.

Li Ang said with empathy: Oh, I used to like electric fish when I was in the country.

Later, when I entered the city, I also thought about how to relive the feeling of electric fish all day long. It's a pity that the pool manager at the Civic Center refused to let me go into the water with the electric fish machine on my back.