Gangster Cannon Fodder
Chapter 44: mineral water
Old lady Ge flushed with her face, she gritted her teeth for a long time before finally yelling: "Fu, Grandma Fu!"
"Eh!" Fu Mubai deserved to be particularly agile, and smiled with joy, "It's still good to hear this name!"
Of course you feel refreshed!
Old Mrs. Ge was stunned by Fu Mubai from start to finish. At this moment, she didn't even have the strength to speak loudly. She only felt that her chest was blocked in panic, and she felt like she couldn't get up in one breath.
She wants to say a few more words to this little aunt's grandmother, for fear that she will get mad because of a heart attack!
Even the driver who is sitting in front of the car can't listen.
In the rearview mirror of the car, Mrs. Chaoge winked.
Old Mrs. Ge understood it, and hurriedly fumbled for the bottle of mineral water from the side, and pretended to take it out of herself: "Fu, Grandma Fu, after talking for so long, you must be thirsty too? Come on, drink. Bottle of water!"
The mineral water bottle looked like it hadn't been opened, and its appearance was clean.
When most people see such a situation, they are basically not suspicious, so they can drink it directly and thank the other party for their kindness.
I have to say, this routine is really complete, one after another!
Fu Mubai did not pick up the mineral water bottle, but looked at the old lady Ge very seriously and said, "It’s okay, Grandma Ge, I’m not thirsty at all. I’m still young after all, I can hold it, but like you. Elderly people, then you should drink more water. You should drink this water, I just watch it."
Take a look, can you be full just by looking at it? !
Old lady Ge was repeatedly frustrated and almost wanted to curse!
But she still remembered what was going on, so she had to suppress the anger in her heart again, and barely squeezed out a smiley face and said: "It's okay, I'm not thirsty. You should drink this water, don't waste it."
This is not going to stop it!
Fu Mubai glanced at Mrs. Ge and suddenly said in surprise: "Grandma Ge, when you first got in the car, didn't you empty-handed? Where did this water come from?"
was still discovered!
Old lady Ge did not change her face, and smiled: "This water is from my body. I just kept hiding it in my clothes, so you didn't see it."
Fu Mubai was immediately full of horror: "Hiding the water in his clothes?!"
may be in order to fit the image of "picking bottles for a living". Old lady Ge wears relatively shabby clothes and looks a bit sloppy on the outside.
With such a dress up, it is really difficult for people to associate her with the word "clean".
Old lady Ge was confused by Fu Mubai's reaction.
After reacting, she only felt that her chest was more blocked than before: "This water hasn't been opened yet! It's hidden in my clothes and it's clean, it's sure to drink!"
Fu Mubai put away the surprised expression on his face, and nodded obediently, "Yes, yes, this water must be clean! But I'm really not thirsty, you should drink it yourself, Grandma Ge!"
Isn’t this still unbelief? !
Old lady Ge was so angry that her chest was aching, and she already put one hand on her chest.
She still wants to persuade him again, but seeing Fu Mubai like this, it is obvious that the water is not clean, it is absolutely impossible to drink.
Unless she takes a sip first.
But something has been added to this water. She knew there was a problem with the water, so how dare she drink it casually? !
Besides, even if she really drank the water and showed Fu Mubai, she might even think that Fu Mubai would dislike the water that she had drunk, so she wouldn't even want to drink it!
This dead girl doesn't know how she grew up so big, she is still a stubborn character!
Seeing that Fu Mubai was not allowed to drink water, the old lady Ge couldn't help her, so she subconsciously looked at the driver.
The driver secretly cursed in his heart: This old lady Ge is really getting useless, she can't even handle such a small thing that she is used to doing!
Forget it, don’t drink if you don’t! Anyway, this little girl is as thin as a chick, I don't think she can escape!
The driver gave Old Lady Ge another wink.
Old Mrs. Ge knew it, so she had to hold back her anger and put away the water, and said with a dry smile: "That Fu, Grandma Fu, you're thirsty for a while, remember to tell me! I didn't pick up this water, but spent money on a special trip. The one I bought is really clean!"
It's okay if she didn't say the following words. When she said that the water was bought, Fu Mubai was surprised: "What? Grandma Ge, you also bought mineral water for drinking? This is too wasteful. How many bottles do you have to pick up to get the money for such a bottle of water?!"
Mrs. Ge: "..."
It's over, it's over. I didn't pay attention to it all at once, and it was broken!
"No, no, I didn't buy this water for myself to drink." Old lady Ge explained hurriedly, "I have a granddaughter about your age who is also in college! I originally wanted to see her, this I bought the water for my granddaughter!"
my mother, she was scared out of the cold sweat!
Fu Mubai almost laughed in his heart.
She was also afraid that she would really push the old lady into a hurry, and she could not follow up with this loophole, she just smiled and said, "Then you are so kind to your granddaughter!"
"Isn't it!" Mrs. Ge quietly breathed a sigh of relief ~www.readwn.com~ The smile on her face became even more unnatural, "I am just such a precious granddaughter, who is good to her?"
"Then you are really a good grandma!" Fu Mubai exaggeratedly praised.
The words are good, but why do they sound a bit wrong?
Old lady Ge smiled wryly, she didn't dare to speak indiscriminately.
As long as no one deliberately provokes himself, Fu Mubai is not the kind of temperament that rushes to smash people.
For a while, the carriage quieted down.
Fu Mubai leaned back in the chair, closing his eyes to rest.
Had it not been for the accidental encounter with Mrs. Ge, at this point, she should have taken a nap in the dormitory.
Old lady Ge thought that Fu Mubai was asleep, she whispered a few times beside her: "Fu, Grandma Fu? Grandma Fu?"
Fu Mubai ignored her.
After a while, she heard Mrs. Ge breathe a sigh of relief: "The little girl is asleep."
The driver in front whispered: "Are you sure? I think this little girl is quite smart, don't be fooled by her."
"No, no." Old lady Ge said busy, "It's not the first time I've done this work. Can I even figure out the situation?"
Fu Mubai: You really haven't figured it out.
"Moreover, this little girl looks shrewd, but she's just a bit more powerful in her mouth. She is still a silly girl in her bones." Mrs. Ge is still arguing for herself, "Otherwise, she could be fooled by me like this. The car is coming?"
The driver thought for a while and felt that Mrs. Ge made sense.
But he still reminded: "This time the work is not our own. We collected the money first. If something happens halfway, neither of us can afford it!"
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