General, Madam Called You To Farm

Mrs. Huang did what she said, and she really brought a pair of newly written couplets to the door.

-Couplets

As Wei Ting said, the weather was freezing cold, and the ink dried slowly. Mrs. Huang didn’t want the hassle, so she let Tiedan and another child hold the couplet with both hands.

The ink was still wet when they came over.

The first couplet written by Chen Haoyuan was “Snowfall Welcomes the New Spring”, the second couplet was “Firecrackers Welcomes the New Arrival”, and the horizontal couplet was “Auspicious Snow Promises Good Harvest”.

Those who came along with Mrs. Huang to the Su family, beside the two children holding couplets, were villagers who wanted to watch the excitement.

Mrs. Huang was here to humiliate the Su family. She wished that there were more people to see!

Mrs. Zhou who lived next door to the Old Su family also followed after to join in the fun.

Even before Mrs. Huang spoke up, Mrs. Zhou, who wished for some dramatic situation yelled first: “Su Pangya! Come out quickly! Your aunt has brought you the couplets!”

The villagers gathered around the entrance of the Su family’s house. For those who didn’t know about the situation, they would have thought that Su Pangya had another marriage once again.

Su Xiaoxiao walked out slowly, holding a half eaten corn cob. She glanced at everyone and her eyes landed on Mrs. Zhou’s prideful face. Then she said, “My aunt only sent me some couplets, why are you so excited about it? Are they for you? Or do you want to wait until I don’t want it, and then you can pick up the discarded couplets for yourself ah?”

-Corn on the cob

“You——” Mrs. Zhou’s intention was exposed, and she immediately felt a bit embarrassed and awkward in this situation.

The one who liked to be a scandalmonger in the village was Mrs. Zhou. But Su Xiaoxiao’s family have three bullies, so Mrs. Zhou would not dare to provoke them.

Of course, it wasn’t that she didn’t have any plans, but she just didn’t dare to go too far.

Su Xiaoxiao had a very bad impression of this person, so she wouldn’t show Mrs. Zhou any mercy.

Mrs. Zhou’s first provocation failed, helplessly.

Mrs. Huang simply didn’t have any expectation towards Mrs. Zhou. She came prepared, which was enough for her to humiliate this girl by herself!

She looked at Su Xiaoxiao and said with a sigh, “Daya ah, auntie knows that what you said just now was just some angry words. How can you write couplets? If you can write them, you would have taken them out earlier and posted them.”

Su Xiaoxiao secretly shook her head.

These people ah, with such poor skills and inelegant technique. Compared to Ms. Li, you were all scum.

T/N : Ms. Li is Su Xiaoxiao’s mother in her previous life. She is a business career woman.

She was a real strategist who played real tricks in the business world. Even if Su Xiaoxiao only learned a small fingernail of Ms. Li’s ability, it was already enough to beat up these groups of people.

“What if I can show you my couplet?” Su Xiaoxiao stopped talking nonsense with Mrs. Huang and went straight to the point. “Will my aunt’s words still be valid?”

Mrs. Huang sneered, “Heh, of course it is! If you guys can witness it! I will cut off my head!”

Did she still not know about the Su family well enough?

Apart from recognizing silver bills, they wouldn’t be able to distinguish any other words! Writing couplets? Probably in the next life!

“Okay.” Su Xiaoxiao nodded and said to Su Ergou, who came back from carrying water, “Go and get a machete.”

-machete

“Okay!”

Su Ergou put down the bucket and casually brought over a butcher’s knife. “Jie*, I can’t find the machete. Is it okay to use a butcher knife?”

*Jie (姐) : Older sister.

-Butcher knife

Everyone was taken aback!

Mrs. Huang’s face turned pale and said, “Su Daya! You dare to kill people!”

Su Xiaoxiao said: “No, it’s my aunt herself who wants to cut off her head. I’m afraid that you don’t have a knife. So I’m just preparing it for you.”

Mrs. Huang said coldly, “Su Daya! We are now talking about the matter of couplets! What kind of nonsense are you talking about!”

“Ergou.” Su Xiaoxiao said, “Go to your brother-in-law’s room and get the couplets.”

There were couplets in my brother-in-law’s room?

Su Ergou went in with a dumbfounded face and walked out with the same expression, with half of the couplets hanging on each arm.

Everyone was shocked. It wasn’t true, right? The Su family really wrote out the couplets?