Genshin Impact, but chat group

My name is Sato Kazuma. I am 16 years old. I live in Chiba Prefecture, Japan. I am a high school student. I am a NEET at home and do not go to school. I only get up at 11 o’clock in the morning. I do not smoke or I would drink and stay up all night every night to make sure that all copies of the game for the day were cleared, and then secretly go to the convenience store late at night to buy snacks for the next few days. My neighbors all said I was weird!

I just want to say that I don’t have any extravagant desires, I just hope to live in peace. But winning or losing is what I care about most. If I want to do it, I will not lose to anyone in terms of keyboard typing speed!

Looking at the chat group that appeared out of thin air in front of him, Sato Kazuma couldn’t help but make the gesture of Commander Ikari, folding his hands under his nose.

It seems that I have been rushing too much recently, or it may be the combined effect of staying up late too many times. The dialog boxes in the chat group have floated outside the screen.

A bastard scumbag? What kind of weird default nickname is this? It’s the default anonymous chat room, right? Are all chat rooms now arranged in such a mess? Connecting chat groups from different worlds, why don’t you say you can travel to another world? There are also two people chatting in the group who are still pretending to be middle school students. At first glance, they look like they are addicted to toilet paper from another world.

Although he didn’t know what he clicked to accidentally enter this chat room, Kazuma still chose to join in the fun after watching the chat for a while.

【Ghostly scumbag: So, I joined a chat room full of chuunibyou? 】

Um? I haven’t even typed on the keyboard yet, so why did the words come out? Got it, I’m still dreaming, so that’s okay!

【Ghostly scumbag: These days, junior high school students no longer have to go to school, but they start chatting on the Internet in broad daylight?】

【Ghostly scumbag: And reincarnations have come out. Are you reincarnated into a skeleton or a slime? You can’t be reincarnated into a vending machine, right? Don’t tell me that you were reincarnated into a noble from another world, and then you wanted to defeat the devil and save the world or something like that, or I would die laughing.】

【This is hip-hop: who are you? Give me your name! How dare you talk to Hashirama like this and like this! 】

In front of Hashirama, Madara can be nice and angry, but in front of others, Madara is not a polite person, especially when someone dares to talk about his dear Hashirama! Only I can say Hashirama!

However, how could Kazuma, who was a senior NEET member and thought he was dreaming, be afraid of him?

【Ghostly bastard scumbag: No, you haven’t even reached a junior high school, are you still in elementary school? You’ve said such things as asking people to sign up, and I’ve already come out. Boy, listen to the advice of your seniors, the Internet is virtual Yes, you should study hard instead of being addicted to online playing games. 】

Okay, okay, it seems that Kazuma is indeed the ghost, but it seems that he has not traveled through time yet. His words are full of contempt for Chuunibyou, and he is confident in speaking on the Internet.

Through the conversation between Kazuma and Madara, Li Yue deduced the approximate time point in which Kazuma Sato lived. Kazuma Sato, who had not yet been tortured by Aqua, was just an autistic Nite who played games online at home, because he was not familiar with reality. I am dissatisfied, so I am submissive in reality and attack hard on the Internet!

【This is hip-hop: kid! You successfully angered me! Don’t let me know your true identity, otherwise I will let you know what cruelty is!】

【Ghostly bastard scumbag: Here it comes, the personal threats on the Internet that are unique to little brats.

Japan’s new generation is completely ruined.

They only know how to make all kinds of outrageous remarks on the Internet.

Tsk, tsk, tsk, I’m so scared of what you said.

I don’t even dare to go out to the convenience store to buy snacks.

Hahaha, what else can you do, a hairless little brat, except post this useless nonsense on the Internet? If you have the guts, come along the Internet cable and hit me!

】

Although it is a chicken-and-duck talk, Kazuma really showed off his arrogance on the Internet to the fullest. Li Yue felt that if he were Madara, his blood pressure would have started to rise by now.

The fact is that Madara’s blood pressure has indeed begun to rise now.

When did he receive such anger? He has grown so big.

He has never seen anyone dare to provoke and stimulate him like this.

If someone in the ninja world dares to talk to him like this, He had already pushed him over and asked the other person if he wanted to dance.

The only one who dared to talk harshly to him without getting beaten up by him was Senju Hashirama, but that was his dearest one.

Shilama, can he be the same as this foul-mouthed bastard who doesn’t know where he came from?

But now he has nothing to do, because he is dead and his soul is in the pure land. He can’t contact anyone and can’t take any action. He can only look at the messages in the chat group and get furious!

【This is hip-hop: Damn little devil, just wait for me! Sooner or later I will find you!】

【Ghostly beast and scumbag man: Ouch~~ It’s really scary.~~】

Li Yue watched Kazuma Sato operate and couldn’t stop laughing. He’s back, he’s back. The feeling he had when watching other people squirt on the Internet before traveling back through time is back!

It’s just that unlike watching the online fight in front of the computer screen, and then one of the parties breaking the defense and going offline, this chat group can really follow the network cable and hit people!

However, it is a pity that Madara is unable to do this. Now he is a dead man in the Pure Land. He cannot move around at all, let alone cross the world, unless he changes his profession and becomes a death god.

But it is a pity that Li Yue will not help him change his job to become a Shinigami, and Aizen will not do this even more

【Riddler: Hahaha, Madala, you are still as easily excited as before, and you actually got irritated by a few words from a young man, hahahaha~~~】

【This is hip-hop: Hashirama! 】

Ban saw Li Yue actually teasing him, and his blood pressure that was already rising got even higher. I’m trying to help you quarrel with others, you bastard!

【Ghostly bastard scumbag: You are not much better. The boy who was reincarnated into another world, come and tell your seniors, do you want to save the world, or defeat the devil, or defeat the devil to save the world. 】

Is there a possibility that you are the one who wants to defeat the devil and save the world? It’s a pity that there is Aqua hanging by your side, she will keep tormenting you!

However, Li Yue really didn’t expect that after Kazuma finished quarreling with Madara, he would still quarrel with himself.

Think of the chat group as a network.

Li Yue thought, stood up from his seat, asked Uncle Tian next to him to take a look at his fishing rod, and then directly drew his sword and opened a space door. Under Uncle Tian’s dumbfounded gaze, he stepped into the space door and came to the sky. After reaching Hengshan Mountain, the Swastika was opened directly.

Young man, since you want someone to follow the network cable and hit you so much, then I will grant your wish!

Seeing that Li Yue stopped talking, Kazuma felt that he had once again made an Internet-addicted primary school student dare not speak, so he showed a proud face and pursued the victory.

【Ghostly bastard scumbag: Why don’t you speak? Do you think you haven’t thought about your basic settings? No, no. Do you want me to help you think about it? Senior, I have an RPG design for Sword and Magic. It’s set, but it’s very familiar, and it can help you come up with an awesome setting for reincarnation in another world! 】

In his room, Kazuma, who was happy that he had taught two elementary school students, laughed out loud without noticing at all that behind him, a faint blue portal was slowly opening.