Genshin Impact, but chat group

【Ghostly scumbag: Ouch, how pitiful, your beloved Hashirama still ignores you today, how pitiful】

【Ghostly scumbag: After all, a new friend is more important than a former friend who has been dead for who knows how many years.】

【Ghostly bastard and scumbag man: It’s really pitiful. As a former good friend, now he can only be alone in the pure land, watching his friend gradually forget about him outside.】

【Ghostly scumbag: Hey, Madara, how are you feeling now? Na~~】

【Ghostly bastard scumbag: Hey, Marada, tell me, how do you feel? Hey~hey~~】

Like a sonar, Kazuma kept sending out the word”na” in the chat group, and Madara clenched his fists after seeing these messages. Although he was in a soul state, he couldn’t help but burst out a string of blue veins on his forehead.

【This is hip-hop: kid! Kindly tell me your name!】

【The devilish scumbag: Ouch, he’s anxious, he’s anxious! ]

Watching Madara finally reply to the message, he couldn’t help but raise the corners of his mouth.

In the past few days, Marada would call Hashirama in the group whenever she had something to do. However, Hashirama never appeared at all, but Madala’s will was so firm!

【This is hip-hop: Hashirama, why don’t you respond to me!】

【This is hip-hop: Hashirama, do you think you have something very important to be busy with?】

【This is hip-hop: That’s right, Hashirama, you have been reincarnated now and are a living person, so it is right that you have important things to be busy with.】

【This is hip-hop: Could it be because of time? I don’t know what time it is in the Pure Land. Hashirama, you should be resting after the battle. Now is the time to rest. I really shouldn’t disturb you.】

【This is hip-hop: Humph, you are indeed a Hachirama who can fight against me. Even if he is reincarnated in another world, he is still good at fighting!】

【This is hip-hop: Hashirama, why haven’t you replied to a message for two days? Could it be that you are injured? snort! You are not a man who gets hurt easily! Even if you are injured, you can recover easily with your strength!】

【This is hip-hop: It has been three days, has Hashirama, have you encountered an enemy as difficult as me? There was no way to respond to me for three days in a row. It reminded me of the fight between the two of us. Hum, the ninjas after us are really a bunch of losers. If it were the two of us fighting, we could easily change the terrain! ]

Within three days, Li Yue was busy doing things with Aizen in the ninja world, but Marada was finally able to talk to Hashirama, so she excitedly called Hashirama in the group.

Unfortunately, what he didn’t know was that the Hashirama he called not only didn’t respond to him, but even directly transformed Uchiha Sasuke’s species in Konoha Village in order to surprise him, and even took the real Hashirama’s soul away to prepare for him. Give him a big surprise in the future.

And Kazuma Sato, after receiving Li Yue’s guidance, began to keep an eye on Madara in the chat group.

Before that, he tried to hook up with the remaining two people. After all, he wanted to get the legendary magic, and then become the new Cammy in his ordinary world!

As a result, [Dark Fat Woman] was just an ordinary person like him, and the other [Heavenly Hairspray Man] never responded to his message from the beginning to the end. This made him helpless and could only keep an eye on this person who would kill him every day. Madara is talking to himself, this is the person designated by the group leader to be able to fight against.

It just so happens that Marada is in the group every day. Although he has no voice, he always talks to himself in the group. As a heavy Internet user, Kazuma also finds it quite annoying..

You always talk alone and don’t let others talk. Although there are not many people talking in the group, it is very consistent with the current situation of the chat group with few people. After all, when the chat group has few people, unless everyone has the desire to chat. , otherwise it will be easy to become isolated.

Especially when both Li Yue and Aizen are causing trouble, and Kasumigaoka rarely joins the chat group when Li Yue doesn’t talk.

As a result, Kazuma and Madara Uchiha started to troll each other on the Internet.

It was said that they were exchanging insults, but in fact it was just Kazuma unilaterally mocking Madara.

After all, although Marada’s combat ability is top-notch in the ninja world, he is really not good at talking, and he has not learned much, let alone being criticized by others on the Internet.

Then every time, Kazuma told me that my blood pressure would rise without even saying a few words.

“Little devil, sooner or later, I will find you!”

Uchiha Madara wanted to know Kazuma’s name, but Kazuma never told him. As a Japanese, Kazuma knew very well how dangerous it would be once the box was opened. Someone would really do something to you. They do human flesh, and then chase you to the door to cause trouble.

But don’t worry about the guy in this chat group, because he is a dead person! Already dead! There is only one soul left. Although the group leader can hit people along the network cable, But what does it have to do with this dead man? The group leader said it doesn’t matter, but Kazuma couldn’t possibly tell his name out without any trouble.

Not only would he not tell it out easily, he would even….

【Ghostly scumbag: Do you want to know my name? If you want to know, it’s not impossible!】

【This is hip-hop: kid, what do you mean!】

【Ghostly bastard scumbag: It’s not interesting, I just want to tell you that if you ask me, I might tell you my real name!】

【Ghostly bastard scumbag: As long as you beg me, I might tell you my name, which is what you dream of.】

【This is hip-hop: kid, you’re dead! 】

Let Marada bow his head and beg for help. It is better to kill him than to do this kind of thing, especially Marada wants to know the other party’s name so that it can be remembered easily, and then find a way to kill the other party after he is resurrected. It is not to ask the other party for anything.

【Ghostly scumbag man: Yes, I am dead. I may die of old age, I may die of illness, I may even go out to a convenience store to buy something and be hit by a car and die, but I cannot die in your hands.!】

【Ghostly bastard scumbag: Now, don’t you think so? Na~na~~】

Kazuma’s sarcastic words successfully silenced Marada again.

Also silent was Li Yue, who happened to be watching the chat group when she had time.

Li Yue had a subtle feeling when he saw the news about Hezhen.

How arrogant Kazuma is now, how embarrassing he will feel after a while.

In order to”save” a girl who would not actually be hit by a car, he stepped forward and pushed the girl away. As a result, what he thought was a”high-speed truck” was actually a tractor. He was frightened and passed out. After being sent to the hospital, he passed out because of The situation was so funny that the doctors and nurses who rescued him laughed half to death, and he himself died of heart paralysis due to shame while laughing.

Among the Japanese who traveled to another world, I would call it the funniest way to die!

Seeing that Marada was so angry that He Zhen was speechless again, Li Yue also spoke in the group again after a few days.

【Shadiao Leziren: Sorry, I have been busy these days and have no time to pay attention to the things in the group. What are everyone talking about? 】