Genshin Impact Comment on Yingmei at the beginning, I broke my defense

Chapter 193

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“Sumeru national anthem?”

Seeing the prominent barrage in the live broadcast room, Luo Chen looked a little surprised.

The reason why he played”I Never Forgot” was because he felt that this song was particularly suitable for the atmosphere of Grass God and Lan Na Luo.

I hope that If the Mi people and the Tevat people sang like that in the song, don’t forget these great gods and their families.

I didn’t expect it to become the national anthem of Sumeru!

This is a bit unexpected ~ but if you think about it carefully, it makes sense. Zhongba~！

“fair enough~”.

“After becoming the national anthem of Xumi, it can also bring me a lot of emotional value~”

Luo Chen nodded slightly, looking a little satisfied.

It seems that he has inadvertently created another emotional value harvesting job!

If there is follow-up emotional value feedback Yes, arrangements can also be made in other countries.

For example:

Mondstadt——《Let the wind tell you》

Liyue——《”Liyue Sea of Clouds” are songs as popular as”I Never Forgot”!

What?

You said the singers in”Let the Wind Tell You” are from Liyue?

It’s okay~

Mondstadt is free~

Even the people can call Barbatos by the wrong name, so what’s wrong with letting foreigners sing the Mongolian German song? completely fine!

As for the two countries Inazuma and Fontaine… this is a bit hard to say~

It seems that there is really no”national anthem” of the same quality as the above three songs.”……

All I can say is, wait and see!

Thinking of this, Luo Chen retracted his mind.

After coughing twice, he went back to business.

“Ahem, it seems that the audience likes”I Never Forgot” very much!”

“fine!”

“The most terrifying thing in the world is forgetting!”

“I hope Sumeru people will take this as a warning!”

“Okay, now, the serious review can come to an end!”

“Next, there is a daily review!”

……

Hearing this, the people in the chat group couldn’t help but breathe a sigh of relief.

Since the light curtain review, today’s serious review is the most depressing in content.

While listening, I felt angry and sad.

Especially the part where I saw King Daci Shu being completely forgotten.

Even though I was moved, my mood was also very low.

Fortunately, it’s finally over now.

You can use informal comments to lighten your mood.

Otherwise, if this continues, I will really be unable to bear it.

【Extraordinary chat group】

【Yingmei: Okay, okay, the long-awaited illicit review is finally here.~】

【Paimon: Yeah, yeah~】

【Alice: As we all know, making improper comments is quite improper! Except for Wendy, the characters of the previous gods have all collapsed.~】

【Alice: None of the reviewees can come out of it smiling!】

【Alice: I wonder if the little grass god is ready this time? (bad smile.jpg)】

【Wendy: Huh? ? ? What does it mean to be apart from me?】

【Tevalin: Is this necessary? Now, who among all the people in Teyvat doesn’t know that you, Barbatos, don’t do anything serious all day long?】

【Tevarin: For other people, it’s not a serious review, but for you, it’s all a serious review! (dog head.jpg)】

【Zhongli: In terms of universal rationality, Tevalin is right! (Serious.jpg)】

【True: Morax is right! (dog head. expression)】

【Shadow: That’s right! (dog head. expression)】

【Nasida: The seniors are right! (dog head. expression)】

【Fonina: Nacida is right! (dog head. expression)】

【Wendy:……】

【Wendy: Ahem, today is the home court of the Little Grass God! Let’s talk about Nasida~ Hehe~】

【Barbara: Lord Barbatos is right!】

【Barbara: Even though Mr. Grass God is young, since he can become a fuck god, he must have something very sexy about him! (dog head. expression)】

【Keqing: Although the emperor is powerful, he is still a god of war! But on the unorthodox journey, I think His Excellency the Little Grass God is better! (dog head. expression)】

【Yae Kamiko: That makes sense~ But when it comes to cooking, Shadow should be stronger~ (smirk.jpg)】

【film:……】

【Clolinde: Ahem, that’s what the people from Mondstadt, Liyue, and Daozi said!】

【Clolinde: Even though Ms. Funina occasionally does something, she is definitely not as good as the Little Herb God! 】

Seeing this, the Nasida people were numb.

She is the god of grass, but she is not the god of sex!

She really doesn’t want to be better than other senior gods at this point…

Seeing her own gods being”dirty”〃」”Contempt”, the Xumi people in the group started to take action!

【Ke Lai: The”grass” of Lord Grass God is related to plants, definitely not”fuck””！】

【Nilu: That’s right! And the little Lucky Grass King is so cute, the light screen will definitely show mercy!】

【Fa Lushan: Currently, the highest record of inappropriate comments in the group is Yanshen’s seven! Look, Mr. Little Lucky Grass King will never exceed this number!】

【Hutao: Really? This hall master doesn’t believe it! (bad smile.jpg)】

【Yingmei: It’s okay! Even if there are more than seven items, I am still your reliable first sage, Nasida! (Papai Hung.jpg)】

【Alice: The most scornful person and the most ungrateful god! Oh, and he has the most voracious stomach! Perfect match! (dog head. expression)】

【Nasida:……】

【Yingmei:……】

【Paimon:……】

You guy~

When I wait for the light curtain to hit you, sooner or later I want you to look good!

After fighting for a while, the atmosphere in the chat group became lively.

I am even more looking forward to the next inappropriate comments from the Little Grass God.

After all, this is a source of happiness!

Thinking of this, everyone quickly looked at the chat group

…… villa.

As if feeling the impatient mood of the Teyvat people, Luochen smiled.

He didn’t show off and said directly.

“The first item of informal review – Nasida’s wonderful metaphor!”

“In fact, Nasida and Navilette are very similar in some aspects.”

“That is the inability to understand human beings!”

“But one reason is because he is the Water Dragon King!”

“One is because it was just born!”

“In this case, the choices between the two are also different.”

“Because of his special position, Navilette chose to stay away from humans.”

“Nacida chose to observe humans”

“But she is very bad at imitation”

“Ever since, she started using metaphors!”

“Because she believes that metaphors are wonderful tools for using known knowledge to understand unknown knowledge!”

“In fact, this understanding is correct!”

“But it’s a pity that although Nacida knows a lot of great principles, she doesn’t know much about common sense.”

“Well, in terms of not knowing common sense, it is somewhat similar to Shen He from Liyue.”

“Because of this, she often says some very strange metaphors.”

“As for how strange it is, just watch the video below to understand.”

With that said, Luo Chen controlled the mouse and started playing the video.

…

Soon, the light curtain started to move.

Screen 1:”Nasida Rui Reviews Seafood”

Nasida looked happy when she saw the traveler’s sister

“Have you brought a new story?”

“I’ll exchange it with you for the date palm honey I made myself.”

Yingmei smiled disdainfully, and then took out the food she had cooked.

【The fragrant Dudulian Seafood Soup]

After Nasita finished eating, her expression became uncomfortable.

After touching her chin and thinking for a long time, she sighed

“how to say?”

“For example, you wouldn’t give your dog vegetable juice, would you?”

…

Screen 2:”Naxi Darui Comments on Fa Lushan”》

“Farushan?”

“Her body was affected by the remaining power in the Red King’s ruins”

“It’s like being accidentally thrown off the back of the big turtle called time”

“forever forgotten behind”

…

Screen 3:”Naxi Darui Comments on the Silent Sea”》

“The sea of silence…”

“there is nothing there”

“As empty as a mushroom pig’s brain”

“Of course I know”

…

Screen 4:”Nasida asks travelers to help introduce the three gods》

“I heard that playing games can quickly shorten the distance between people”

“The same is true for God, right?”

“Why don’t I take the initiative to play hopscotch with you after getting together with everyone?】……”

“Hmm…it doesn’t seem appropriate either”

“It looks like I made the door into big and small holes”

“It’s like using your own advantages to bully everyone.”

…

Picture 5:”Nasida Rui Comments on Dina Zede”

Looking at Dina Zede lying unconscious on the bed, Nasida felt a little helpless.

“But under the current circumstances, she was flying high in the sky like a bird whose feathers were about to be completely plucked out.”

“And all I can do is whip up the strong wind to make it fall later”

…

Screen 6:”Nasida Rui Comments on Disia”

Naciida was a little surprised to see Disia sensing Dina Zeide

“You actually have such a strong sense of perception?”

“Could it be that she has invisible tentacles?”

…

Picture 7:”Nasi Darui comments on the travelers in reincarnation at the Flower Goddess Festival”》

“The mice on the test bench want to know why they are treated the way they are.”

“It is indeed an extremely difficult thing”

“To put it simply, it is like catching a crystal butterfly with the element of fire and using it as a firefly to illuminate.”

“Pay too much attention to feelings and ignore their essence”

…

Picture 8:”Naxi Darui Comments on Himself”》

“After all, I’m just the moon…”

“And the real sun is long gone, right?”

“Just like if you can’t make a caterpillar, how can you make a butterfly?”

“What a joy it was last night!”

“I am still wandering in happiness and joy like a candle floating on the water.”

…

Screen 9:”Nasida Rui comments on the atmosphere of a certain period of time in the legendary mission 1″》

“The current atmosphere is like water in a container, with an extra sense of discipline”

“But I no longer have the freedom of being in a river”

…

Screen 10: Others

“Just like after a catastrophic rainstorm, the water on the ground can sometimes disguise itself as the sky”

……

The video is not long, but there are many metaphors in it.

After reading it, everyone looked weird.

Indeed, as Light Screen said, this metaphor is really strange.~

…

Fontainebleau, Momang Palace

“Hahaha, is this Nasida’s understanding?”

“Hahaha, so funny~！”

After watching the video on the light screen, Funina sat on the sofa and burst out laughing.

These metaphors are really interesting~

How can ordinary people think of these?

Don’t think about it, even if you say it normally, it’s difficult!

But it happened that Nasida could not only think of it, but also say it with a serious face!

Thinking of those pictures in the light curtain, she felt extremely happy.

On the side, Villette held his chin in his hand, seeming to be thinking about something.

Suddenly, he turned around and looked at Funina beside him, and said with interest

“Ms. Funina, what do you think about me learning the little grass god’s way of speaking?”

“What?”

After hearing these words, Fu Nina was stunned.

Then she looked at Villette in disbelief.

“｀々ha?”

“Do you want to imitate Nasida’s strange metaphors?”

“Um!”

Navilette nodded.

“I think what Little Grass God said makes sense!”

“Metaphors can indeed help a person quickly understand unknown knowledge!”

“Maybe I can use this to understand human emotions faster.”

In order to integrate into human life, he had previously asked other people in the group for advice on how to chat.

For example, Liyue’s Liuyun Jiefeng Zhenjun, and Sumeru’s Sainuo!

But their methods seemed a bit subtle.

And Xiaocao Shen The method made his eyes light up!

Since it is the learning method of the God of Wisdom, it may be useful to him!

“Ah this……”

After getting the definite answer, Funina’s mouth twitched slightly.

This wonderful metaphor is not something everyone can use!

Nasida used it, although it was a bit strange.

But most of them are still cute!

But if it were Villette… she couldn’t help but shudder when she thought of the other party speaking strange metaphors in a serious manner.

It’s so embarrassing~

Think about it again, he learned how to chat from Liuyun Jiefeng Zhenjun, just like Sano learned cold jokes.

As well as its own attribute of being indifferent at every turn.

If these are put together…

Pfft~

Thinking of that scene, Funina couldn’t help but laugh out loud again.

“Hahaha~”

He smiled and lay down on the sofa with a smile.

Villette:”……”

Is there a problem with him or with Ms. Funina?

He hasn’t said the metaphor yet!

Why did you start laughing?

At least give me some advice…

Then Villette was a little tired.

……

Liyue, A Ping’s family

“Hehe, this metaphor is really interesting.~”

“As expected of the God of Wisdom, he is really too wise~”

After watching the video content, he finally covered his lips and smiled.

His eyes were bent into a crescent moon.

On the side, Zhenjun Liuyun Jiefeng and Aping felt the same in their hearts. I couldn’t agree.

However, their temperament was not as lively as Gui Zhong, and the other party was a god.

So there was just a smile on their face.

At this time, Zhenjun Liuyun Jiefeng seemed to have thought of something, and then looked towards Shen He stood aside

“Shen He, the light curtain also said that you have no common sense.”

“How about you (Zhao) learn from His Excellency Xiaocao Shen in the future?”

“Although the other party’s metaphor is a bit strange,”

“But occasionally it can help you understand humans better!”

With her final resurrection, she is now gradually staying in Liyue Port.

Shen He naturally followed her to human society.

With himself and a group of immortals here to take care of her, Shen He’s problems will not be a problem for the time being.

So this is also a good opportunity for her to get in touch with humans!

After all, his apprentice is a human being after all!

Sooner or later he will blend in!

But considering that he has not had much contact with the other party before, Zhenjun Liuyun Jiefeng wanted to let him learn Your Excellency Xiaocaishen’s method.

Maybe it will be effective.

“simile?”

“Master, this seems too complicated……”

Shen He had a rare expression of confusion.

She could not understand any of the metaphors in the light curtain.

It’s like a heavenly book!

She didn’t even know how the little grass god came up with it.

In the end, it can only be attributed to the fact that the other party is the God of Wisdom!

Seeing Shen He’s expression, he finally looked at Liu Yun Jiefeng Zhenjun with a smile.

“Liuyun, thank you for being able to tell me!”

“Does Shen He seem to be able to do those metaphorical characters?”

“This is too difficult for your little apprentice!”