Genshin Impact Comment on Yingmei at the beginning, I broke my defense

【Extraordinary chat group】

【Zhongli: According to universal rationality, gods have long lifespans and should not be viewed based on human conditions!】

【Zhongli: Although the little grass god is five hundred years old, compared to humans, he is about five or six years old.】

【Zhongli: A proper minor at this age! (Serious.jpg)]

Seeing this, other people in the chat group also nodded secretly.

Indeed it is!

Five hundred years old is already very old for humans!

But for the gods, it’s just the beginning!

Not to mention the little grass god’s childlike figure and the mentality of being confined all year round!

Minors are safe!.

【Shadow: Five years old, only five years old! She’s only so old, yet you take her out for a drink! So irresponsible! (dog head.jpg)】

【Funina: Bringing minors to drink! Death penalty, death penalty! (dog head.jpg)】

【Navelle: Court trial, start!】

【Diona: Just…even Lord Barbatos can’t do this!】

【Diona: Damn it! Sooner or later, Mond Liquor Industry will be bankrupted! (Cat is angry.jpg)】

【Qi Liangliang: Come on���(???)??Meow~】

【Tevalin: Hey, as expected of Barbatos, even the child is so immodest~ (sigh.jpg)】

【Alice: Poor baby, I’m just hungry and want to eat. Why is it so difficult~ (dog head.jpg)】

【Yae Kamiko: Isn’t this a satisfying meal? Well, I’m talking about the northwest wind~ (bad smile.jpg)】

【Wendy:……】

Seeing a series of”accusatory” remarks in the group, Wendy felt numb

“Accusing me, right?

Okay, okay!

You are”noble”!

You are”amazing”!

I want to see what you two can bring out!

【Wendy: Humph! Old man, Balzeb, you two, don’t be happy too early!】

【Wendy: I was slapped in the face, I can’t do it! But you might not be much better off! (Lengheng.jpg)】

【Zhongli: Haha, it doesn’t exist! (smile.jpg)】

【Shadow: Barbatos, just be prepared to pay for the treat! (smile.jpg)】

【Wendy: Hum, let’s see! 】

Seeing that the competition is getting more and more exciting, everyone in the chat group can’t help but look forward to it.

So his eyes quickly looked at the light curtain again

……

In the light curtain, the picture continues.

The scene changed and the time came to the next day.

At this time, the background is a stall in Liyue.

Obviously it’s Zhongli’s turn to take care of the baby this time!

“Come over and take a look.~”

“They are all fresh stuff~”

“Take a look~”

At this time, the stall owner began to shout.

After Zhongli heard it, he immediately came over with Nasida

“Boss, order!”

“Boss, this milk powder, this stroller, this toy, this hat, this clothes……”

“And this big gold chain!”

“All the best!”

“The bill is debited to Northland Bank”

“Just call it diplomatic investment!”

“Eh?”

The stall owner was dumbfounded when he heard that

……

Seeing this, many people in the chat group looked strange.

When buying everything, you want the best~!

And the bill is credited to Northland Bank!

Can!

This is a very cool approach!

But the people at Beiguo Bank were not happy!

【Extraordinary chat group】

【Rich man: No, why can the money for raising a child be recorded in Beiguo Bank?】

【Rich man: Also, is it called diplomatic investment? Aren’t you afraid of bringing up bad children?】

【Dadalia: (eating melon.jpg)】

【Woman: Why didn’t you respond? @dadalia】

【Dadalia: It doesn’t matter~ Anyway, Northland Bank is not mine~ Just keep accounts~ (Little Bear Spreading Hands.jpg)】

【Rich man: That’s good! All subsequent expenses will be deducted from your salary and bonus! (smile.jpg)】

【Dadalia:? ? ? 】

What the hell?

Can it still be like this?

Is this something a human can do?

He is indeed a black-hearted capitalist!

But after scolding, seeing that his own interests were involved, Dadalia still stood up.

【Dadalia: Ahem, Mr. Zhongli, you are the god of rock, so this is somewhat inappropriate!】

【Dadalia: It is not good for children to buy expensive things, as it can easily lead to extravagant behavior!】

【Dadalia: It’s fine if you provide the money, but keeping the account in Northland Bank will set a wrong example for children! It will have a bad impact on her future! (Serious.jpg)】

【Mandrill: Ahem, the emperor must have a reason for doing this!】

【Wendy: Hum, Mandrill, don’t defend the old man!】

【Wendy: Nasida is a minor!】

【Wendy: The old man’s behavior has an extremely bad impact on minors!】

【Wendy: If the Northland Bank refuses to accept the debt, won’t Nasida want to hide the debt with you? So irresponsible! (dog head.jpg)】

Wendy’s complaints are so happy!

Let me, old man, use your underage to deal with me!

Hum~

Do you know how it feels now?

【Hutao: That’s right! However, don’t even think about sending the bill to the Rebirth Hall! (dog head.jpg)】

【Yingmei: Tsk tsk, it seems Zhongli can’t even take care of a baby~! (dog head.jpg)】

【Paimon: Bang bang bang~ Another one gets slapped in the face! (dog head.jpg)】

【Zhongli:……】

Seeing this scene, he fell into deep contemplation.

Is what he did really wrong?

But he didn’t think there was any problem at all! look!

When shopping, buy the best!

Doesn’t this mean that he cares about his children?

Then he keeps the accounts in Beiguo Bank!

That’s because he has no money!

Well, that makes sense!

Nothing wrong!

But judging from the attitude of the people in the group, it seems that there is a big problem…

At this time,

【Shadow: Hahaha, one of them took a minor to drink, and another took a minor to buy the most expensive things, but the bill was charged to someone else!】

【Shadow: Gee, your way of raising a baby is really hard to explain~ (dog head.jpg)】

【Shadow: Now the result is decided! You two must be the worst performers!】

【Shadow: What we have to wait for now is Nasida’s final judgment! (Deyi.jpg)]

Ying is extremely happy now.

I wanted to keep the second place and fight for the first place!

I never expected that my opponent would be so bad!

Before she made a move, these two people were so vulnerable!

Then, as long as you take care of your children casually, you will win!

Wendy and Zhongli were fighting each other!

But after seeing these speeches, he suddenly stopped in agreement. then,

【Wendy: Hey, that’s not necessarily true~ After all, the light curtain hasn’t finished playing yet.~】

【Zhongli: According to common sense, the person who dances the most happily is often slapped harder in the face in the end! (smile.jpg)】

【Shadow: Hum, let’s see~]

At this point, the competition has reached a fierce stage!

People in the chat group became more and more curious about the subsequent results.

However, judging from the performance of the two gods in front, the God of Thunder behind him might not be able to get any favors…

Thinking of this, they stopped watching the fun and quickly looked at the video in the light curtain.

The same goes for the three gods!

……

In the light curtain, the picture continues.

The scene turned and time came to the third day.

In the background is Inazuma’s castle tower.

Apparently it’s Shadow’s turn to take care of the child this time.

As soon as the video entered the scene, a cheerful background sound suddenly sounded in the video ~ full of a happy atmosphere ~

At this time, Nasida had been changed into a rice cake style clothes.

Some look like little ones wearing hamster suits.

At this time, Ying handed over a bunch of three-color dumplings.

“Do you want to eat dumplings? ~ ？”

“eat!”

Nasida’s eyes lit up when she saw the bunch of delicacies in front of her.

She nodded quickly.

Shadow nodded with satisfaction.

Then he handed over a light novel again.

“Do you read novels?”

“look!”

Nasida nodded again.

After seeing the little guy take it, Ying turned around and brought another bottle of dumpling milk.

“Do you want to drink dumpling milk?”

“drink~！”

Then, the scene changed and it came to the fourth day.

Yingmei and Paimon are finally back from work

“Um……”

“Finally finished……”

Although she was very tired, when she thought of the lovely Nasida at home, her face was immediately filled with a happy smile.

“Hehe, I don’t know how my Nasida is doing~”

With this thought, the two people quickly returned to Jingshan Palace.

At this time, the three gods had already sent Nasida back.

The moment they saw Nasida, The smiles on Yingmei and Paimon’s faces froze.

At this time, Nasita was wearing a rice cooker suit, sunglasses on her face, and a big gold chain hanging around her neck. She was also holding a bunch of uneaten three-pot food in her hand. Caituanzi.

After seeing the two returning people, she put on a cool pose.

Then she said

“Boss, I’ll cover all your dumpling milk.~”

“The bill is due to Northland Bank!”

The three gods stood aside, looking embarrassed.

Seeing this scene, Yingmei and Paimon were dumbfounded.

It was as if something was broken in their hearts.

Ah…ah… who is this naughty kid?

My cute Where is the simple Nasida?

At this point, the video ends

……

After reading it, people in the chat group couldn’t stop laughing.

Three-color dumplings! light novel!

Dumpling milk!

Thor’s otaku three-piece set!

As expected of you!

Sure enough, as they had guessed before, the God of Thunder also collapsed with his baby~

Now this is interesting.~

…

【Extraordinary chat group】

【Yingmei: Wow, where is my lovely Nasita? How…how did it become like this?】

【Paimon: Oh, oh, oh, give me back my original Nasita! (Crying.jpg)】

【Wendy: It’s all Balzebul’s fault! Even though he was a homebody, he taught Nasida to become a homebody! (dog head.jpg)】

【Zhongli: In terms of universal rationality, Barbatos is right!】

【Zhongli: Underage children should be more exposed to outside life! But Balzebul did the opposite!】

【Zhongli: It has had a huge negative impact on children!】

【Zhongli: Ahem, in comparison, Barbatos and I behave much better! (Serious.jpg)】

【Wendy: Hey, that’s right~】

【film:……】

…

Rice Wife, Castle Tower

“Ahem, there seems to be something wrong……”

Ying also looked a little embarrassed at this time.

There are some things she can’t feel about herself.

But if you look at it on others, you can immediately see the clues!

Compared to the well-behaved and smart Nasida, there are indeed hundreds of millions of problems in the light curtain right now…

Looking at this scene, I really feel helpless.

“You must never let Ying teach children in the future!”

“Otherwise, I’m afraid I will become a naive otaku again.”

Hearing this, Chuanhu, Huzhaigong, and Huasanli were convinced.

Let the otaku teach the children…

What is she if she is not an otaku?

She is exactly the same as the previous two gods!

Fortunately, the three of them were so confident before!

The result They were all slapped in the face~

Shadow:”｀ ˇ……”

…

【Extraordinary chat group】

【Alice: Sunglasses, big gold chain, three-color dumplings, boss, I’ll cover it all, and the bill will be recorded in Beiguo Bank.……】

【Alice: Tsk tsk, I really learned the essence of the three gods! (bad smile.jpg)】

【Yae Shenzi: No! There’s also Barbatos drinking and cooking~ (bad smile.jpg)】

【Yae Shenzi: Think about it, Nasida can now drink like Barbatos, spend money like Morax, and cook like Shadow… (bad smile.jpg)]

Following the words of the fox, everyone imagined in their minds I looked at that picture.

Suddenly, everyone’s expressions became strange.

Good guy!

If that’s the case, that’s outrageous~

Where are you raising the Gu?

Or maybe you can avoid thousands of years of detours and enter retirement life earlier, right?

【Hutao: Summary: None of the three gods are reliable! Following the three gods, I will starve for nine meals in three days!】

【Funina: This water god finally understands! How is this persecuting the Grass God? It is clearly persecuting the three gods! (dog head.jpg)】

【Zhen: Ahem, it’s not important anymore! The most important thing now is the previous competition!】

【Zhen: The light curtain video has ended, now we give the three of you some time to make statements!】

【True: Later judged by Nasida,���The final results will be given later! ]

Seeing this comment, the people in the chat group couldn’t help but their eyes lit up.

And the three gods also got ready one by one.

They don’t want to be the worst performer!

Although they all perform poorly, they just need to be a little better than others.

Like you and your friends being chased by a bear in the wilderness.

You don’t need to be the fastest!

Just be faster than your friends! (Funny.jpg)

At this time, the three gods regard each other as their biggest”enemy”!

Just kidding~

Colleagues and friendship are more important than Mora~ (dog head.jpg)

After a moment, Zhen spoke again

【Zhen: Ahem, let’s take the order in which you take care of your children in the light curtain. Barbatos, you start first!】

【Wendy: Okay~】

【Wendy: Ahem! Hello, grass god referee, and all the witnesses in the chat group.】

【Wendy: I’m glad to be on a day like this……】

Seeing (Wang Wang’s) Wendy started to make a long talk, Twarin suddenly became angry.

【Tevalin: Barbatos, get to the point!】

【Wendy: Hey, no problem!】

【Wendy: Ahem! First of all, it is indeed wrong to drink underage! I have never admitted this】

【Wendy: But the problem is that Nasida didn’t drink it in the end! Thank you Master Diluc~ (dog head.jpg)】

【Wendy: To put it simply, I didn’t have any merit, but I didn’t pass either!】

【Wendy: But the other two guys, one gave Nacida a wrong example of money, and the other turned Nacida into a homebody! Great impact! (dog head.jpg)】

【Wendy: Compared to them, I win a lot~ (Proud.jpg)】

【Wendy: Finished speaking! (dog head.jpg)]

After hearing these statements, many people in the chat group felt that they made sense.

But he didn’t express an opinion, but looked at the next person.

At this time, it was Zhongli’s turn

【Zhongli: Ahem! Hello, grass god referee, and all the witnesses in the chat group.】

【Zhongli: Regarding the situation of raising children, I would like to make two simple points.】

【Zhongli: First, Barbatos’ speech】

【Zhongli: I don’t agree with everything he said.】

【Zhongli: Although Nasida didn’t drink, that’s not how the account was calculated!】

【Zhongli: There is another crime in the law called”attempted murder”!】

【Zhongli: Barbatos’ drinking behavior had a huge negative impact on Nasida! There is a serious mistake! (Serious.jpg)】

【Zhongli: Then there’s Balzebul! Well, Barbatos was right about her! It did have a bad impact! (Serious.jpg)】

【Zhongli: In the end, it’s me!】

【Zhongli: The right way is”He who does not know is not guilty.””！】

【Zhongli: After the review of Light Curtain, you all know that I can’t understand the situation without Mora on my body! Therefore, it is really helpless for Beiguo Bank to keep accounts.】

【Zhongli: As for buying the best things, of course you want the best for your children!】

【Zhongli: To sum up: my behavior in raising children is inappropriate, but not much! 】Extension.