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“Master Niu Zong?”

“Are you talking about Lord Keqing?”

Gan Yu is a little confused.

As far as she knows, isn’t Master Keqing’s family engaged in the land industry?

Could it be that… they have or are preparing to enter the food industry?

“It should be me”

“But no one in my family is engaged in the food industry.”

“And my favorite food is golden shrimp balls, which have nothing to do with beef offal.”

“If I had to say Master Niuzhao, Xiangling would be a better match, right?”

At this time, Keqing also had a puzzled look on her face.

If you want to talk about the previous irregularities, she could still barely admit that they were related.

At most, it is outrageous that the Thunder Slime is immune.

But when you think about her God’s Eyes being Thunder Elements.

I can make do with it.

But Master Niuzha is completely unavailable.

After going through the situation of herself and her family in her mind, Keqing didn’t find anything wrong. She suddenly became confident.

“The light curtain must have been wrong this time!”

“I have nothing to do with Master Niuzong!”

However, Ningguang doesn’t think so.

Although the person behind the light curtain has a bit of a bad taste, there is no doubt that he is powerful!

All the previous inappropriate comments have more or less something to do with the person being reviewed.

So it must be Something was missing.

It’s just that they haven’t discovered it yet.

……

【Extraordinary chat group】

【Yingmei: Master Niuzha? What’s going on?】

【Wendy: It feels so different from the previous ones!】

【Xiangling: Could it be that…Keqing is not only Liyue Thundergod in private, but also a master of beef? (bad smile.jpg)】

【Qingqing:……】

【Zhongli: Judging from the review situation of the light curtain, it should be impossible to be completely unrelated. I guess I missed it somewhere.】

【Kamisato Ayaka: But Miss Keqing is a Yuhengxing, so she would never have anything to do with Master Niuza no matter what!】

【Paimon: Where’s the food?】

【Keqing: My favorite food is golden shrimp balls】

【Funing”830″ Na: This is really hard to imagine.】

【Nasida: Let’s see what the light screen says about it.】

… villa.

Luo Chen also felt a little emotional after saying the words”Master Niuzong”.

Although there are many things about A Qing.

But apart from”Strengthening the Qingqing”, this is the most famous one!

All kinds of secondary injuries almost hurt her to death!

After shaking his head and recovering his thoughts, he smiled and said

“It’s interesting to say that, normally, Keqing and Niuza have nothing to do with each other.”

“But something went wrong somewhere”

“I’ll put down some of her words here, and you should know them.”

Speaking, Luo Chen played the voice of the burst of the Qingqing element several times.

【nowhere to escape】

【The sword comes out, the shadow follows】

【The light of the sword is like mine, cutting away all the debris】

【nowhere to escape】

【The sword comes out, the shadow follows】

【The light of the sword is like mine, cutting away all the debris】

【……】

…

Liyue, Qunyu Pavilion

“Nowhere to escape!”

“When the sword comes out, the shadow follows!”

“The light of the sword is like mine, cutting off all the mess!”

“No problem, everything is normal!”

Hearing Guang Mu’s words, Ke Qing muttered a few words in a low voice.

But she didn’t find any problem at all.

Thinking of this, she couldn’t help but look at Ning Guang and Gan Yu

“Have you discovered it?”

“certainly!”

Ningguang was holding the pipe, and an inexplicable smile flashed across his face.

Keqing felt a little flustered.

“Yes, I didn’t expect it to be hidden in this place!”

Gan Yu also sighed with emotion.

“Where is it?”

“Stop Riddler!”

Ke Qing became a little anxious.

This feeling that everyone else knows but only you don’t know is really uncomfortable!

Especially when the person involved is still yourself!

“Lord Keqing, read the third sentence a few more times and read it faster.”

Gan Yu reminded

“The third sentence?”

Keqing frowned slightly.

But she didn’t think too much and read it quickly in a low voice.

“The light of the sword is like mine, cutting off all the mess!”

“The light of the sword is like mine, cutting off all the mess!”

“The light of the sword is like mine, cutting off all the weeds……”

Suddenly, Ke Qing’s expression was stunned for a moment.

“Miscellaneous?”

“Bullshit?”

“The light of the sword is like mine, can I cut off all the bullshit? ?”

“Is that so?”

Ke Qing was completely dumbfounded.

Is this okay?

She is a user, but she hasn’t discovered it after using it for so many years.

How did the people of the light screen get in touch with each other? Hello?

…

At this time, [Extraordinary Chat Group】

【Paimon: What on earth is it? So difficult!】

【Xiang Ling:”The sword is as bright as mine, and I can cut off all the bullshit”! A quick read will reveal】

【Yingmei: Good life! Who can ordinary people discover this? It’s really not serious!】

【Kamisato Ayaka: Yes! The first person to discover it must be a genius!】

【Alice: Cut off all the offenders, master of offal, master carver! Well, that makes sense!】

【Wendy: Hey, if you look at it this way, is Yunlai’s swordsmanship also a bad swordsmanship?】

【Funina: Master carver? Bullshit swordsmanship? At that moment, Qing should be very good at being a jerk?】

【Shadow: Oh?】

【Son of the Eightfold God: Liyue Thunder God knows how to be a jerk. My old friend, I am crying with envy.】

【Charlotte: Ahem, Miss Yu Hengxing, what do you think of this?】

【Qingqing:……】

Engraving master?

Bullshit… bullshit swordsmanship?

Keqing’s face froze as she watched the discussion in the group.

What is this all about?

Just when she was about to argue and deny it, the picture on the left side of the light screen suddenly changed.

She looked over subconsciously

… villa.

Luo Chen said with a smile

“It seems that everyone already knows”

“That’s right, that’s how A-Qing got her title of”Master Niu Zong”.”

“A Qing even created a song specifically for this!”

“Next, please enjoy Master Ke’s single”My Roasted Beef Offal”》！”

As he spoke, he clicked the mouse to start playing a new video.

Single?

Hearing this, everyone was stunned for a moment.

Good guy!

Is Keqing so fierce?

Do you even have a single? ? etc!

The title of the single that Guangmu just mentioned seems to be”My Roasted Beef Offal”? ? ?

Hiss~

It’s definitely not a serious single!

But as a result, more people became interested.

As for Keqing herself…

After hearing this, her heart suddenly thumped.

Her intuition told her that there was absolutely no good life in this video!

Who the hell would use this title as a song title?

If possible, Keqing would like to close it immediately.

But it’s obviously no longer possible

…

In the light curtain, the video picture is in front of Wanmin Hall in Liyue.

In the center of the picture, Keqing is setting up a stall and roasting beef offal.

In terms of image, compared to the previous heroic appearance, here the head is bigger and the body is smaller.

It has a different kind of cuteness.

At this time, she was roasting beef offal and singing a song

“Have you tried the fragrant taste?”

“Have you ever tasted the spicy feeling?”

“Have you heard the singing voice of Liyue Red Man?”

He shook his head from time to time, closed his eyes and was intoxicated from time to time… as if he was immersed in his own world.

At this time, as the song reached its climax, the singing voice also became louder.

The amplitude of shaking his head also became larger.

“Real roast beef offal, so exciting!”

“Let you eat real lime!”

“Different taste~！！！”

“Roast beef offal~ Roast beef offal!!”

“My roasted beef!!!”

“Let you eat until you are happy every day~”

“Roast beef offal~ Roast beef offal!!”

“My roasted beef!!!”

“Let you eat until you feel energetic every morning and dusk~~！！！”

This is Master Ke’s single”My Roasted Beef Offal”.

Although the lyrics are a bit strange, it wouldn’t be a big problem if you sing them normally.

However, combined with the strange body shape, strange voice, magical dance, and occasionally intelligent eyes… it makes people feel particularly twitchy. (To read Baoshuang novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

On the side, a man like Arataki Yidou was frightened.

Covering his mouth with one hand and pointing at Keqing with the other, his face was full of horror.

……

Mondstadt, Cathedral of the West Wind

“This…this is”My Roasted Beef Offal”》？”[]

At this time, Barbara’s little mouth opened slightly, her face full of shock.

Before listening to it, she thought the title of the song was a bit strange.

But I think the content might be good.

However, I didn’t expect it to be so… so exciting!

She is still too simple.

In contrast, my previous comments are just……

“call!”

“Fortunately, fortunately, the part about my idol is a serious song.”

Barbara hurriedly stroked her vagina, with a look of joy on her face.

As for the unorthodox”The Real King of Physical Curse Breakers””、”Studying medicine cannot save Mondstadt”……

Comparing it with other people’s unfair reviews, it seems…that’s all!

Sure enough, happiness still needs to be compared!

Although it was a bit unpleasant to think this way, Barbara could only say sorry in her heart.

……

Rice Wife, Castle Tower

“Oops, not bad!”

“Miss Keqing’s single is really good!”

Yae Shenzi put down his chopsticks with a smile on his face.

He seemed to appreciate it very much.

On the side, Kage and Kujo Sora also looked over with strange expressions after hearing this. Is this single good?

Is it pretty magical?

So… What kind of weird things does Miko (the Lord of the Eighth Palace) watch on weekdays?

“how?”

“Do you feel bad?”

Noticing the gaze on the side, Yae Shenzi raised her eyebrows.

Without waiting for them to answer, she turned sideways, looked at Ying and said slyly

“Miss Keqing is known as Yuhengxing and Liyue Thundergod. She can not only make beef offal, but also sing.”

“Shadow, can you, the real God of Thunder, do it?” film:”……”

This guy!

He actually picked on his own weakness to cause trouble!

Especially with subordinates present!

Thinking of this, she wanted to take out her naginata and slash the fox!

As for rebuttal… there is no way!

Others can be defended, but this one really cannot be refuted.

But Yae Shenzi just bullied Kage Simplicity.

Instead, it was a certain Chrysanthemum Flower.

She might have said that

【So what if you can cook and sing? I can still draw my sword from my mouth! Can she? 】

Seeing the general’s frustration, Kujo Sora couldn’t stand it any longer.

After carefully putting down the statue of Daigosho-sama, the Lord of the God of Ming Dynasty, she said in a voice….

“Lord Palace Secretary, the general is a noble god, so naturally he doesn’t need to do it himself.”

“If you need food or drink, I will bring it to you personally”

“If you need to listen to music, the eldest lady of the Kamisato family has joined the idol group”

“If she can’t do it alone, I’ll invite the other three over later!”

Hearing this, Yae Shenzi looked slightly surprised.

While Ying was relieved, he also had a look of relief on his face.

Not bad, not bad!

I didn’t see the wrong person!

I didn’t send anything to the wrong person!

San Luo is a good subordinate. Ah!

But the pink-furred fox will definitely not let it go so easily.

“Ke Ying is the real God of Thunder!”

“The general has a distinguished status and does not need to do it himself!”

“The Liyue God of Thunder can do it, but the real God of Thunder can’t, isn’t it appropriate?”

“No one dares to gossip about the General!”

“……”

“Okay, stop talking!”

Seeing the two arguing, Ying was having fun at first.

But after listening to it, he got a headache.

He simply interrupted.

Seeing that the two really stopped, Ying was silent for a while, He said seriously

“The Son of God is right!”

“The so-called Liyue God of Thunder can do shit and sing, so naturally I can’t lag behind!”

“You guys wait here and I’ll cook some dishes for you.”

With that said, he got up and walked out.

“Yes, General!”

Hearing Kage’s words, Kujo Sora became a little excited.

Not only could he receive the statue of the Lord Omikosho today!

He could also eat the food cooked by the shogun himself!

Who among the ordinary people has such a favor?

I really It’s such an honor!

As for Yae Kami’s claim that he can’t cook?

Impossible! Absolutely impossible!

It must be because the shogun doesn’t cook often!

However, the expression on Yae Kamiko’s face instantly froze.

Kujo I don’t know, can she still not know?

Ying’s cooking is called…

Thinking of the past experience, even her temper can’t help but shudder

“Well, it’s better to leave first”

“Kujo alone is enough for such grace!”

The pink-furred fox thought secretly in her heart.

However, at this moment, a faint word came to her ears.

“Son of God, don’t run away!”

“Otherwise, I would go to Narukami Taisha Shrine myself!”

“You don’t want to be seen by others, right?”

Obviously, although Yingbao is not very smart, he still knows his friend very well.

Yae Shenzi:”……”

Having said that, what else could she do?

I can only blame myself for causing the topic…

Today is an unlucky day.……

……

Liyue, Qunyu Pavilion

“My roast beef offal……”

“This is even more outrageous than expected……”

At this time, Ke Qing looked at the video in the light screen, and the corner of her mouth twitched.

Before watching it, she thought she should be the same as Barbara’s previous video.

It’s to stand on stage and sing.

At most, the lyrics are weird, and then the society will die!

I have been mentally prepared for this in advance.

But she never expected that she was still too naive and underestimated the evil taste of the people in the light curtain.

The beautiful girl herself has become a big head and a small body.

The girl’s voice turned into an extremely strange and strange voice.

Coupled with that exaggerated movement 0.9 expression…

Keqing felt that all her wisdom in Yuhengxing was gone.……

“Why is it always me who is being persecuted?”

Ke Qing was on the verge of tears.

She didn’t do anything bad…

On the side, Gan Yu nodded repeatedly after hearing this.

Isn’t it…

This is the fifth item of unreasonable comments!

They have already caught up with the performers. Yes!

But that’s the performer!

But after thinking about the inappropriate comments about Ke Qing before, she said seriously

“Lord Keqing, it’s not all persecution!”

“After all, in a sense, Liyue Thunder God is a compliment to you!”

“That’s true!”

“Ordinary people don’t get this treatment!”

Ning Guang agreed with his face.

In this world dominated by the seven mortal rulers, the gods are basically the biggest!

It is a great honor to have any connection with them.

Ke Qing:”……”

I’d like to retort.

But I found that there seems to be some truth.

So, that person in the light curtain has special care for me?

Keqing subconsciously started to attack herself.

Think about other people’s previous reviews

“”Studying Medicine Can’t Save Mondstadt” was compared to a strong and violent Barbara!

In comparison, she suddenly felt that”My Roast Beef Offal” was just like that…?

At least she was no longer the one who died in society. Alone!

Look at the performers again!

They have suffered the most and been persecuted the most.

But now they are not lively and cheerful?

Thinking about it and comparing it, Keqing’s mood suddenly became smoother.

“I see, as long as I’m not the only one who dies, it won’t be a problem!”

“A true performer!”

“She still sees things most clearly!”

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