Genshin Impact: Teyvat Travel Diary
Chapter 26 Paimon Is A Special Fish! Rosalia Is Becoming Murderous!
That night, Yingmei and Paimon did not stay, and there was no need to find a hotel. Captain Qin had already arranged a place for them to rest.
And there is a little maid Noelle who is specifically responsible for this.
Then taking advantage of the opportunity brought by the couple's flying chess, Gu Jing also got involved with Captain Qin.
When the dice thrown by Captain Qin and Rosalía hit the mark, Gu Jing smiled as if he had picked up 1 million just out of the house. He was not lenient when it was time to spank him, and he also liked to judge.
"Based on size alone!"
"My Rosalia's ass is definitely bigger."
"But the feel of shooting..."
"Then it's obviously better to have long hips."
"Quite a bomb!"
Rosalia's murderous intentions are gradually increasing, and Captain Qin is inevitably a little shy. The different reactions they show when facing punishment are also a highlight of the live broadcast for Yingmei and others.
However, it is normal for a game to involve winners and losers, so when it was Gu Jing's turn to be punished, the two also joined forces to take revenge.
Rosalia sneered again and again: "Hurry up and lie down!"
Captain Qin also expressed his support seriously: "Mr. Gu Jing, please don't be nervous. This is a just sanction."
"Who is afraid of who?"
Gu Jing said it didn't matter, with a look of death on his face, which made him scream. He really couldn't scream, but it was silent and there was no atmosphere, so when he was being beaten, he also used his Lili power to play Tom The teacher's most classic "Oh ho ho!!!" scream.
When the two of them were stunned by this, he glanced at them again, and switched to the urging voice of Landlord: "Hurry up, I've been waiting for the flowers to wither."
Such a provocative approach also made Rosalia feel very angry. She raised her foot and kicked him on the butt, and sneered: "Yours is not bad either!"
Even Qin's mother couldn't swallow this bad breath.
The scene of endless joy also made girls and big sisters from all over the mainland laugh all night long, and their stomachs hurt from laughing.
Until the night falls.
The fun in the group leader's office just came to an end.
****
In the early morning when the sun is rising, the breeze blows the white curtains.
Holding Rosalía in his arms, Gu Jing also pulled up the sheets on his body to cover the area below the chest and above the knees of the two of them: "Time passes so fast, but if possible, I'm really not too worried about it." Want to get up."
"Um..."
Rosalia, who also didn't want to go to work, felt the same way, but she was too lazy to move, so she just moved her head slightly and rubbed his cheek.
The early morning sun and her long purple hair fell on her pretty face, which was slightly glowing with red clouds.
The whole person also looked more and more charming.
Gu Jing smiled thoughtfully, raised his hand and slapped her buttocks, and the vitality of abundant authority was also passed through the sheets (serious vitality, don't overthink it).
Rosalia, who suddenly regained consciousness, raised her eyebrows: "What did you do? Why do I feel sober all of a sudden? Won't this have any impact on you?"
Gu Jing smiled and shook his head: "It's just a small trick, it won't have any impact. I even want to fight you for another 300 rounds."
"Hey~ What kind of King Qiuqiu are you?"
"But it's up to you. I've already skipped today's morning prayers anyway."
"I have the final say when I go to work."
As she spoke, she rested her head on his chest. Rosalia's expression was as lazy as a cat, and she obviously didn't care about going to work. No other clergyman could do this.
But there is no doubt that this behavior absolutely meets the definition of 'freedom',
Even in a sense——
Rosalia, who smokes, loves to drink, often skips work, and handles crises secretly, is the most standard follower of the God of Wind!
Becoming a nun of the West Wind Church is just a necessity of life!
Assassin is her essence!
Dealing with troubles by walking in the dark allows the city of Mondstadt to run smoothly on the track of 'freedom'.
Thinking of this, Gu Jing also smiled. He raised his hand and patted her buttocks through the sheets: "You incompetent nun! Put on my stockings immediately! I want to punish her severely on behalf of Sister Victoria." you!"
"Chi~"
"Can you represent Victoria?"
Rosalia sneered and rolled her eyes at him, but she didn't refuse.
Wearing pajamas, she walked to the bedroom closet, took out all the stockings in the closet and threw them on the quilt: "Just pick whichever pair you like."
****
It was not until noon that Sister Victoria actually came to the door in person. It was a shame that Sister Victoria was still worried that Rosalia was sick because she was missing.
Not long after, people who had been waiting all morning finally saw Gu Jing's live broadcast, and he was walking towards the deer hunter.
[The first day back at work. 】
[Starting from accidentally playing until noon. 】
[Although Rosalia always says that she is a boring woman. 】
[But it’s not a big problem. 】
【As long as I understand. 】
[Especially the long, straight and slender yet plump long hair. 】
【It’s really hard to put down. 】
[If Sister Victoria hadn’t come to the door in person. 】
[Today’s work is probably going to be postponed. 】
[The next step, of course, is to eat first. 】
[Then save Tevalin. 】
[By the way, let me replenish the stockings reserve. 】
Everyone: Hiss~ is it consumed so quickly? Tactical fallback.jpg
[But don’t say I didn’t warn you in advance. 】
[Resolve the matter of Tevalin. 】
[I will probably leave for Liyue. 】
[Friends of Liyue, please be mentally prepared. 】
Everyone in Liyue, headed by Ning Guang, covered their mouths and chuckled: What kind of mental preparation? Are you mentally prepared to kick you out?
****
ten minutes later--
Halfway through the meal at the Deer Hunter restaurant, the figures of Yingmei and Paimon appeared in front of Gu Jing. They looked dusty and had obviously taken advantage of the morning to make some commissions, and now they came here specially to have a meal.
Gu Jing readily agreed to this, and then witnessed Paimeng's stunt of showing off a whole sweet flower stuffed chicken in three minutes. People watching the live broadcast were shocked.
He took out a tissue and wiped the oil from her mouth.
Gu Jing asked what everyone was thinking: "Obviously your body is similar to that of Sweet Flower Stuffed Chicken, how do you eat it?"
Paimeng, who was being taken care of, smiled happily: "Hee hee~ Just eat it like this, the sweet flower stuffed chicken is so delicious! Thank you Gu Jing!"
Gu Jing's lips raised slightly when he heard this: "Don't be polite to me, after all, I see the world from my sister's perspective. In a sense, you are also my emergency food and my best partner. "
"Hmph~"
Making an unhappy nasal sound, Paimon crossed his arms and turned his head: "Although Paimon also thinks Gu Jing is his best friend, I have said many times that Paimon is not emergency food. Besides, I... I won't be angry if I do. Ignore you."
Seemingly threatening, the little guy quietly squinted his eyes to observe Gu Jing's reaction.
Seeing this, Yingmei also smiled and helped: "Gu Jing, I think Paimon is right. You must at least have awe for food."
"That's right!"
Paimon was fooled at once, but he quickly came to his senses. His smiling face instantly collapsed and he stamped his feet angrily: "Damn! Who is the food? Damn Ying!!!"
Gu Jing smiled and added: "Speaking of which, Paimeng was caught from the water by Yingmei. I think she should be a special kind of fish."
Yingmei immediately narrowed her smile and agreed: "It's very possible, but she doesn't have fins and gills, so what should I say about this?"
"Hello!!!"
"You two don't ignore me!"
"Don't discuss such impolite issues in front of me!"
At this time, Paimon was about to faint. They looked at each other, and the two men knew that enough was enough.
PS: The picture shows Paimon
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