Genshin Impact: Teyvat Travel Diary

After watching Xiao Lantern and returning home, while everyone else was there, Gu Jing also gave away the Hai Lantern Festival gifts she had prepared.

Yelan got a set of underwear from the Explosive Tree, and a pink lipstick; Beidou also got a set of underwear, and a rudder made of star silver ore; Hutao also got a set of underwear, and a book "Funeral Encyclopedia of China" 》.

Seeing this scene, Yingmei and Paimeng were inevitably a little shy, but Gu Jing did not give them underwear, but two Star Silver thermos cups, one large and one small. The cups were printed with the Q-version avatars of the two people, which gave people a sense of shame. Suddenly he felt more serious.

Nasida, who just joined, also got a book called "The Analects of Confucius", which is said to be the crystallization of wisdom~.

But soon it was discovered that Shen He was also a Star Silver thermos cup.

The two of them immediately realized that someone must be lazy and focused entirely on choosing gifts for his wife!

Value sex over friends!

Big, big, big

When the time came at noon the next day, Hutao woke up the latest after getting his wish, but he was really happy in his heart.

But when she came to the living room with her head shaking, Yingmei and Paimon were not playing games. Instead, they followed Shen He Naxida and gathered around Gu Jing to listen to his explanation of "The Whispering Language". Some couldn't help but laugh.

While starting the live broadcast, Gu Jing smiled and hugged her into his arms: "What I want to talk about today is a big shot, Zhi Hehao.

"Also called Terror."

"He himself is 1.9 meters tall. When he was young, he could catch a 400-pound city gate bolt with one hand."

“The thing I’m best at in life is convincing people with virtue.”

"That means showing the muscles on your back."

"Squeeze it into a [German] character."

"Ask you if you accept it."

"Fan Ma Confucius had 72 talkers and more than 3,000 red sticks under his command."

"During the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period, there were always wars."

"Fan Ma Confucius traveled around the country with more than 3,000 followers."

"No country can do anything against him."

"This book "The Whispering Language" is actually the rules set by Confucius on the Tao."

As he said that, Gu Jing opened a page at random: "For example, this sentence, if you don't learn etiquette, you can't stand], if you don't learn etiquette well to respect me, I will beat you until you can't stand."

"There is also this sentence, [If you hear the Tao in the morning, you can die in the evening]. If I find out the way to your home in the morning, you can die in the evening."

"Another example is this sentence, [Parents are here, don't travel far], your parents are in my hands, you can't run away at all."

Hearing what he said, Paimon and Nasida both opened their eyes wide. Are you sure?

Shen He's face, which does not eat the fireworks of the world, is thoughtful.

Hutao, who was struck by the point of laughter, laughed loudly: "What about this sentence? [I examine myself three times every day], how should I explain it?"

Gu Jing smiled even more when he heard this: "This is a good explanation. Of course, I have to teach people to learn to reflect, and I have to reflect three times. Am I too polite? Am I giving him face? Am I? Is it time to take action?”

"Pfft~ Then, if a person doesn't know this sentence and is not embarrassed, isn't he a gentleman?"

"How should I say this?"

"Some people don't understand what I want to express, but I'm not angry. Isn't this very gentlemanly?"

"6!"

"[If a gentleman is not serious, then he is not powerful?"

"Simple, a gentleman should hit people hard, otherwise he will not be able to establish prestige!"

"That makes sense!"

"What do you say [Now that it's here, let's make peace with it]?"

"Now that you are here, you can bury yourself here with peace of mind."

"Ok, Ok!"

"[The one who created the figurines has no descendants]?"

"Hmph, the mastermind of this matter has been killed by me to the death.

"Hahaha!"

"This is so interesting!"

Everyone: "..." My scalp is numb.jpg

Listening to the fluent conversation between the two, Yingmei and others were buzzing: Why is what Gu Jing said completely different from what I thought?

However, I somehow feel that this explanation seems to make sense?

Mrs. Mrs. Mrs.

Put "The Analects of Confucius" on the table and let them study it by themselves.

Gu Jing started recording today's diary.

[The Hai Lantern Festival has come to an end, and this trip to Liyue has also entered the final countdown. 】

[The new journey will start again in three days. 】

【Next stop. 】

【I will go to Inazuma. 】

【Nasida...】

[Think about it and let her go back to Xumi. 】

[First of all, I usually have to do commissions and don’t have much time to take care of her! ps: I actually want to find a few more stepmothers for her). 】

[Secondly, she is also the god of Sumeru after all. 】

[Although he feels more like a prince. 】

[But the title of ‘Prince’ has been held for 500 years. 】

[It’s time for her to learn how to supervise the country. 】

[There is this copy of "Wanyu". 】

[I’m probably not worried that she will be bullied like before. 】

【By the time. 】

【We will meet again Xumi. 】

Looking at this, the reluctance on Nasida's face turned into determination: I will definitely work hard!

【If I really want to say something else——】

[Compared to Mondstadt. 】

[I have left many bonds in Liyue. 】

[The Yelan with thousands of faces, the quirky Taotao, the optimistic, cheerful and strong Beidou, the cool and astringent Shen He, and the lively and lovely Xiangling. 】

[The people who often appear in front of me leave a very deep impression on me. 】

【It’s time to say goodbye. 】

0...Please give me flowers...

[As expected, I also have a lot of reluctance in my heart. 】

【certainly. 】

【It's easy to meet. 】

[So there is nothing to be sad about. 】

[What's more... all the wives of Inazuma are also waiting for my arrival. 】

[For example, the pink-furred fox, although this fox with crumbs is indeed unreliable, it is really hot! 】

【And it’s a fever that men can’t resist! 】

[There are also Turtle, Yonomiya, Shinkai, Kirarayoshi, Sara, and Kuki Shinobi]

【They are all beautiful girls worth seeing. 】

Kamisato Ayaka, who is confident in her appearance, felt a little in her heart: This turtle...could he be talking about her?

【so---】

[Whether it’s everyone in Mondstadt or everyone in Liyue. 】

【Please give me a little more time. 】

【I hereby promise!】

【The moment when this journey comes to an end!】

【My dear wives. 】

[You will definitely have dozens or hundreds of close friends and close family members who are willing to accompany you through the long years!]

【and...】

[They are definitely all beautiful girls and big sisters with their own characteristics!]

Everyone was dumbfounded by this: Although they wanted to complain that this was just his personal idea, but... through his live broadcast perspective, looking at Hu Tao and others who often appeared next to him, they indeed felt that they could become good friends with each other.

[The last thing I want to say is that communication on the Teyvat continent is not particularly convenient. 】

[If someone wants to contact me but doesn’t know what to do. 】

[You are welcome to write to me at my current address. 】

[Or send it to Wanmin Tang. 】

[No matter where my current journey is. 】

[I will come back here every weekend to relax with everyone. 】

This news undoubtedly made many people smile, and the happiest among them was the people in Liyue headed by Ning Guang.

Because this may be enough to show that Gu Jing really regards this current address as his own home, which is very good for the whole of Liyue.

Seeing that Gu Jing had already recorded today's diary, Hu Tao licked her lips and came to him, smiling and holding his face: "A Jing, since you are leaving Liyue in three days, do you want to leave Liyue in the last few days?" Do you want to reward yourself with a good reward?"

Seeing this, Yingmei and others couldn't help but curse: You obviously just want to reward yourself! I didn't expect you to be such a peach!

And Gu Jing's answer was very simple. With a snap of his fingers, there was a black stocking JK outfit on the table in the living room: "Go to your room to change and wait for me to come over."

Seeing this, Hu Tao grinned: "Okay~"

PS: Thanks to ‘His Majesty Wa Huang’ for voting

The picture shows walnuts.