Genshin Impact: The Kingdom Of God I Created Has Been Exposed!

Silence! Silence! Still silence!

Silence! Silence! Still silence!

As the latest barrage of Dema East Asia rolled out.

The light curtain live broadcast room, which was originally in full swing, suddenly came to a standstill.

at the same time.

The Teyvat continent, which had been filled with exclamations, fell suddenly silent.

Everyone was confused and completely confused!

Everyone was shocked by the services provided by Jingba Dongba, a so-called online shopping platform!

The fastest delivery time is one hour, and the slowest delivery time is two days.

You can buy any product from any of the seven countries.

Delivery.

The combination of these three points is so abnormal.

To know!

With the promotion of six logistics group companies, namely Sitong, One Da and One Headwind, door-to-door delivery services have gradually begun to be provided in the major cities in the seven countries of Teyvat.

but!

This service doesn’t come to your doorstep that quickly.

After placing an order, it may take up to four or five days to be delivered, or even more than half a month if it is cross-border.

This door-to-door delivery service enjoyed by Yanhuang people is completely different!

19 There is a saying that goes like this: If you don’t break out in silence, you will perish in silence.

Silent, silent.

About ten seconds later.

"!!!!!"

As countless exclamation points filled with strong shock and disbelief from the people of the Seven Kingdoms surged out, the silence in the live broadcast room was suddenly broken.

“Shoo, slop, slop!”

"Fuck! I'm a fool! I'm a fool! I'm a fool!"

"Nah! Nah! Nah!"

"Grass mud horse!"

"Crazy, crazy, crazy!"

"I'm convinced! I'm really convinced!"

"It's so heart-rending! It's so heart-rending! Yanhuang Kingdom is so heart-rending and crazy!"

"What the hell! The so-called Jingba and Dongba online shopping platform not only allows you to purchase products from any of our seven countries, but can even deliver them to your door within two days. This is too perverted!"

"That's outrageous! That's outrageous!"

"Uuuuuuuuuuuah, envy, I'm so envious, I'm really envious!"

"I have carefully calculated that Yanhuang people have enjoyed twenty years of compulsory education since they were young. They have abundant food every day. They only need to work five hours a day to go to work. The bonuses are higher than their wages. They only need to spend a year. With ten thousand molas, you can get a huge full-body insurance. You can eat delicacies from all over the seven countries at home, and you can buy products from all over the seven countries. Damn it! This damn life is better than that of noble gentlemen. It must be a hundred times stronger!"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! (crazy)"

"Fuck! What kind of life does this damn person really live? Each and every one of these damn things lives like a princess and a prince!"

"I am so envious that I am beyond recognition!"

“I’m so envious that my mouth is watering!”

"I am so envious that my face looks hideous!"

“I’m so jealous that my cock is turning purple!”

“I’m so jealous that my cock is soft!”

"Come on, come on, don't be so stupid here. I know you are doing it on purpose. You are trying to be humorous, but in this situation, we really can't laugh!"

"Yeah! Woohoo!"

"Woooooo~! (crying loudly)"

****

Still the same old rules.

Just as the barrage was pouring out in the light curtain live broadcast room, videos related to Jingba Dongba and Ele.me takeaways were quietly played on the sky screen.

The people of the Yanhuang Kingdom in the video only need to use their brains to place an order on the Yanhuang Kingdom's Void Intranet, and then they can lie comfortably on the sofa and wait for the delivery boy or courier boy to deliver it. The goods have arrived.

That's called comfort!

The people from the Seven Kingdoms of Teyvat screamed in envy when they saw it.

As the saying goes, one wave comes after another.

At this point, the video content about Jingba Dongba and Are You Starving has just come to an end.

Back foot!

Dema Dongya stood up again.

[Dema Dongya: Ahem, I think all brothers and sisters have almost recovered and have recovered, so let us continue! 】

【Dema East Asia:Next!】

[Dema East Asia: Give everyone a little more time! This time we will continue to spoil a less exaggerated welfare project in advance!~]

[Dema East Asia: Everyone should also know that our fairy tale group in Yanhuang Kingdom has established a large number of amusement parks and zoos in all seven of your countries, right? 】

"A,EZT?"

“My daughter loves going to the zoo!”

"One thing to say, although the food and various souvenirs in these amusement parks and zoos are quite expensive, the items inside are quite good!"

"Yes, yes! Yes, yes!"

"The other bad thing is that these zoos and amusement parks are closed every once in a while. The parks are closed for at least one-third of the year. It's so annoying!"

"Brother Dema East Asia, why do you suddenly mention amusement parks and zoos? Do these amusement parks and zoos have anything to do with the national happiness of your Yanhuang Kingdom?"

【Dema East Asia: Hey hey hey hey!】

【Dema East Asia: Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie!】

[Dema East Asia: Of course it does matter! 】

[Dema East Asia: All zoos and amusement parks located in the seven countries are not always closed. In fact, they are always open. However, during the "closed" period, they will not receive tourists from the seven countries. During the park period, all amusement parks and zoos will only accept tourists from Yanhuang Kingdom!]

[Dema East Asia: After all, everyone knows that the amusement parks and zoos of Fairy Tale Group are very popular. Many attractions even require queuing for half an hour, and some holidays even require queuing for an hour or two!] 270 [Dema East Asia: In order to allow us Yanhuang people to have a lot of fun, all amusement parks and zoos will be 'closed' during holidays in our Yanhuang country. 】

[Dema East Asia: Of course! In fact, some Yanhuang people usually go to zoos and amusement parks. These Yanhuang people can get valuable VIP treatment, and all projects can use VIP channels. For fun!]

"?????"

"!!!!!"

“Shoo, slop, slop!”

"Fuck! I'm a fool! I'm a fool! I'm a fool!"

"That's it! It turns out it's for this reason!"

"Nah! Nah! Nah!"

"Let me tell you, why do those amusement parks and zoos that I said are so good always close down? It turns out that those times are specially prepared for the Yanhuang people themselves!"

"Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait, hurry! Every holiday in Yanhuang Kingdom, all those amusement parks and zoos will be 'closed'? If I remember correctly, the amusement parks and zoos under the Fairy Tale Group The zoo must be closed at least a hundred times a year, right? Your Yanhuang country has hundreds of holidays!?"

"!!!

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