Performance is Funina's exclusive skill, and Fuling has no talent for it at all.

What should I do?

"Huh? What's wrong with Lady Funina?"

"Why are you just standing on the stage..."

"Are you not ready? Or did you forget the lyrics?"

"Don't talk nonsense! Lady Funina is the greatest star in Fontaine, how could she forget the lyrics!"

"Is she uncomfortable?"

The audience was talking about it, and doubts gradually emerged.

"What should I do!"

Funina still didn't respond, and Fuling knew that she could only rely on herself at this time.

Fuling brainstormed and exerted more wisdom than splitting Xumi. In the end, her eyes lit up and she really thought of a solution!

She didn't like singing very much, and she didn't listen to music much in her previous life, but there was really a song she could sing.

Seeing that the discussion in the audience was getting more and more, Fuling took a deep breath to calm herself down.

She clapped her hands, and the crisp applause echoed, and the whole audience was quiet immediately.

"Ahem!"

She imitated Funina's high-pitched way of speaking and said, "Hahaha!"

"My dear people, the most important thing about a performance is often to give the audience unexpected surprises!"

"I just thought about it. Although the traditional Fontaine Opera is good, it is repeatedly performed in this opera house. After listening to it too much, it is inevitable that it will be boring."

"Everything in the world is constantly innovating, and music should also be innovative."

"So I decided to temporarily withdraw the opera that was supposed to be sung and present my latest song to you!"

! ! !

As soon as this was said, the whole audience was in an uproar!

"Lady Funina's new work?!"

"Really?!"

"Sure enough, art should bring surprises!"

"I didn't expect to have the honor of hearing Lady Funina's new work. What a blessing it is!"

Funina is the most popular star in Fontaine. Most of the audience present today are her die-hard fans.

This feeling is like buying a ticket for your idol's concert, thinking that it would be enough to listen to him sing his old album, but he unexpectedly announced at the concert that he would sing a new album that has not yet been released.

For fans, this is such a surprise and happiness!

Therefore, as soon as Fuling finished speaking, the audience at the scene was so excited that their faces flushed!

Seeing that the audience was fooled, Fuling breathed a sigh of relief and continued:

"This new work is inspired by an experience I had when I visited the neighboring country Liyue in my early years."

"Hundreds of years ago, there was a place called [Kaifeng] in Liyue, and the local [Kaifeng cuisine] was quite delicious."

"At that time, I was sitting in the store and saw a Liyue civilian enjoying Kaifeng cuisine after a week of hard work."

"It happened that I went to Liyue this year and watched a lady named [Yunjin] performing Liyue traditional opera."

"This singing style deeply attracted me, and I have been wanting to try it since I came back."

"So, there is this song to be sung today."

"Today, I will use the singing style of Liyue traditional opera to sing what I saw and heard in Kaifeng that year!"

"Then..."

She imitated the way Fu Nina used elemental combat skills in the game and posed in a cool pose, and then lightly snapped her fingers.

"Sing for me!"

With a snap of her fingers, she actually created several pure water phantoms using the pure water spirit creation method.

Holding the guzheng, pipa, erhu and other traditional Liyue instruments made of water, they began to play according to Fuling's wishes.

The music sounded, the scene was dim, and the spotlight was on Fuling.

Under the gaze of the audience, Fuling opened her red lips and began to sing.

[She came with a worried face and a hungry stomach, and she was several pounds fatter when she left~]

[Leave a sentence about meeting in another world, enjoy delicious treasures~]

[Orleans fills the belly first, bone-fragrant chicken helps to cheer, and then a serving of Old Beijing is finished, ketchup squeezes the paper skin~]

[She has accumulated a week of illness, all relying on them to heal~Original chicken mashed potatoes restore blood~]

"Ah?"

When she sang to this point, everyone present was stunned...

It's not that Fuling's singing is bad, Fuling uses Funina's body and her voice is also Funina's voice.

How can Fuling's singing be bad?

It's just...

Liyue, everyone present knows that it is an ancient civilization of the neighboring country!

The impression of Liyue in Teyvat has always been that it is an ancient country with a deep cultural heritage.

In their impression, Liyue opera should belong to the kind of culture that has been passed down for a long time, and the lyrics should be the kind of literary, elegant, and profound lyrics.

However, the lyrics sung by Fuling now cannot be said to be the same as Gao Yue's.The elegant artistic conception has no connection, it can only be said that it is completely unrelated.

On the opera stage of Fontaine, five pure water phantoms on the stage are playing with Liyue traditional instruments.

And Fuling uses Funina's voice and the singing style of Liyue opera to sing a song with slightly funny lyrics...

The whole picture is combined together, which has a sense of profoundness and funnyness.

The audience seemed to see a Liyue fairy in white clothes holding a fried chicken leg in his hand, walking down the steps of Aozang Mountain step by step, but the steps were too slippery and he fell, and the fried chicken leg in his hand fell into the mountain stream.

There is an inexplicable funny feeling, quite like the world famous painting.

However, the golden mouth has been opened and cannot be taken back.

Fuling doesn't care about the audience's reaction, because she is about to sing the climax.

She raised her voice and howled:

[At KFC↑↑↑ she tasted Coke with chicken wings, eating them one by one~]

[Others asked curiously why she was like this~ It turned out to be Crazy Thursday! ]

[She slurped the original chicken wings, with red tomato juice hanging from the corners of her mouth, and said V me 50, make my belly big~~~]

......

A few minutes later, Fuling finished singing.

Thanks to Tofur Nina's good voice, she did not go out of tune throughout the whole process and performed stably.

As for the performance effect...

The scene was silent.

Everyone stared at Fuling in a daze.

"This..."

"Is this really the word sung by Lady Funingna?"

"Indescribable..."

"I never thought that one day I would hear Lady Funingna sing this kind of song."

"But... unexpectedly... interesting?"

Yes, not only did they not think Fuling's singing was bad, but they liked it quite a lot.

Funina's singing and performance are indeed very good, but as Fuling said at the beginning, performing opera every day will eventually get boring.

In the past, Funina sang some relatively old traditional songs. Because she was afraid that it would not fit the image of a god, she basically did not dare to make too much innovation.

This also led to her image in the hearts of fans being somewhat solidified and serious.

Fuling's performance today adopted the serious and traditional Liyue opera singing style, but the lyrics were very funny.

In addition to Funina's status as a god and her usual serious performance style, she now sang this kind of funny lyrics.

These two factors combined, the funny elements were infinitely magnified and seemed very abstract.

......

Note: I am Sanli, V me 50, don't bully the poor young man.

In addition, if you want to listen to this song, you can go to the music platform to search [Tanchuang Adapted Version].

Or search [Tanchuang KFC] on Bilibili, it is sung by UP host Minicatty.

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