Global Copy: My Talent Is Called Wind Spirit Moon Shadow
Chapter 61 Uncle Policeman, What Do You Do?
"Wait a mininute."
Xiao Yan was a little worried about Lu Xiaoqi, so she pulled him aside and asked him in a low voice:
"Xiaoqi, what happened to you that the police came to your door?"
"I don't know either?" Lu Xiaoqi looked innocent, "Teacher, you know, I am honest!"
You are an honest der!
Xiao Yan's face darkened, but she still said: "Do you need the teacher's help..."
He was interrupted by Lu Xiaoqi with a wave of his hand.
"It's okay! If you don't do anything wrong, don't be afraid of ghosts knocking on the door!" Lu Xiaoqi didn't care.
Several people from relevant departments all had dark faces.
What does it mean?
Are we ghosts?
"Classmate Lu, can you come with us?"
Lu Xiaoqi's heart was pounding, with a harmless smile on his face: "Uncle policeman, can I make a call?"
"Don't worry, I'll beat him in front of you, it will only take a while, very quickly."
"Of course, that's your right."
Lu Xiaoqi took out her mobile phone and entered the mysterious code. As soon as the call was dialed, it was connected within seconds.
"Wai Wai Wai Wai?"
"Well, it's me."
"Yeah... ok, no problem."
"goodbye!"
After hanging up the phone, Lu Xiaoqi said to the police uncles who were listening attentively: "I'm fine now, let's go!"
Several policemen looked at each other disappointedly, "Let's go!"
...
If they move forward, the classroom will explode.
"Lu Xiaoqi was taken away by the police!"
"What? Lu Xiaoqi was arrested??"
"Ah? What did Lu Xiaoqi do? He was actually arrested!"
...
Zhao Xueqing, who had seen all this, was thoughtful and frowned slightly.
The discussion was in full swing, and everyone wanted to know what Lu Xiaoqi had committed.
In the end, it became more and more outrageous, and several versions developed.
Lu Xiaoqi cheated and was caught by the police; Lu Xiaoqi was caught taking drugs; Lu Xiaoqi was caught engaging in pornography; Lu Xiaoqi was actually a hidden gang boss and was discovered and arrested by the police... ..
Everyone's imagination is soaring, and you can write several novels on top of tomatoes.
In the end, Xiao Yan, the head teacher, was alarmed and scolded her a few times before she calmed down a bit.
However, this incident soon spread to the point where the whole school knew about it. After all, such a big thing cannot be hidden. Many people witnessed Lu Xiaoqi being taken away by the police uncle.
...
At this time, sitting in the police car, Lu Xiaoqi looked very calm.
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The atmosphere in the car was a bit awkward.
Or rather solemn.
The two young police officers glanced at Lu Xiaoqi from time to time.
I muttered in my mind: "Is this guy a suspect?"
"It doesn't look like it!"
"You can't catch the wrong one, right?"
...
Of course, Lu Xiaoqi couldn't guess their mental activities, but seeing that the atmosphere was a bit dull, she couldn't help but decide to calm down.
After thinking for a moment, Lu Xiaoqi said to the middle-aged uncle who seemed to be kinder:
"Uncle policeman, what do you do?"
The expression on the uncle's face froze, and he couldn't help but glance at Lu Xiaoqi several times.
There is something wrong with this person!
Even if there is nothing wrong with you mentally, there must be something wrong mentally!
What do you think I do for a living?
I am a KB member and I am here to take a shit!
Can you look at the police badge I'm wearing and say what you just said again?
"Um, I mean..." Perhaps realizing the contradiction in his words, Lu Xiaoqi quickly explained.
"Where are you taking me?"
"Which department are you in?"
"Have you come to school to go through the procedures?"
The first three questions were still on point. The middle-aged man smoothed his thinning hair and was about to answer.
I heard Lu Xiaoqi's little mouth was like a machine gun, talking a lot.
"How old are you? Where are you from?"
"Have you bought a car? Have you bought a house? Do you have a loan?"
“How many people are there in the family, how many acres of land does each person have, and how many cows are there?”
"Do you have a girlfriend, are you married, do you pay your monthly salary?"
"How much is your pocket money?"
...
"Shut up!" One of the policemen couldn't bear the humiliation and shouted, glaring at Lu Xiaoqi fiercely.
"I'm checking my household registration from here!"
"You don't care if I have a girlfriend!"
"What, why don't you send me one without you?"
"Are you the police or am I the police?"
"Oh~" Lu Xiaoqi muttered angrily, "Isn't it because he doesn't have a girlfriend yet? Is there such a big reaction?"
"Uncle policeman, you are so old and don't have a girlfriend. You must have a lot of savings, right?"
Personnel from relevant departments:...
Three critical hits in one sentence.
The knife struck at the vital point.
The policeman suddenly became unable to sit still. He became angry and started to roll up his sleeves: "Hey~! You bastard, believe it or not, I will fix you..."
"Lao Hu, calm down!"
"Hold on! Old Hu!"
"calm down!"
Several people nearby quickly grabbed him.
There is no law enforcement recorder on this. If someone is injured and trouble occurs, everyone will be left with nothing to lose.
Lu Xiaoqi covered her mouth and shrank her neck, not daring to make any more provocations.
Seeing that the situation was not going well, the police officer who was driving quickly stepped on the accelerator and accelerated, pulling this scourge into the police station several times to avoid hearing any more shocking remarks from his mouth.
...
When they arrived at the police station, everyone breathed a sigh of relief.
Lu Xiaoqi was taken to the interrogation room and sat on a chair, with a huge incandescent lamp shining on his face, which was very dazzling.
A row of yellow characters on a red background stood out on the wall:
Leniency for those who confess, severity for those who resist.
"If you confess, you will be lenient, and you will go to jail; if you resist, you will be punished strictly, and you will go home for the New Year..."
Lu Xiaoqi whispered softly.
Policewoman who just came in: ...
You think I don’t exist!
She coughed and sat down with a straight face.
"Name."
"Lu Xiaoqi."
"age."
"18 years old."
"gender."
"you guess?"
Lu Xiaoqi was speechless. Can't you tell that my brother is a man?
The policewoman slammed the pen onto the record book and made a "pop" sound.
"Be honest!"
At this time, another male policeman also walked in and sat down on the chair.
"Explain what?" Lu Xiaoqi was confused.
"Tell the truth! Don't act stupid!" The policewoman glared at Lu Xiaoqi with a straight face and tapped her fingers on the table.
"Well, she is a bit good-looking, but her personality is a bit fierce..."
Lu Xiaoqi looked at the policewoman, nodded and said, the most important thing is this figure, which is quite amazing.
Two policemen:......
The policewoman jumped up at the crime: "How dare you tease the police?"
Lu Xiaoqi looked innocent: "You asked me to tell the truth!"
"Okay, okay, don't make trouble." The male policeman had a headache and quickly smoothed things over.
The two of them were originally a good person and a bad person. After working together for so long, they had a tacit understanding of each other.
Before, he planned to let the policewoman give him a blow, so that in this majestic and tense environment, he would subconsciously think of some guilty conscience, mess up his position, and expose his flaws.
But he didn't want to meet this Lu Xiaoqi who was completely unconventional.
"It's like this, classmate Lu Xiaoqi, we have a case here that is related to you, and we may need your cooperation in some investigations."
The male police officer explained.
"I understand!" Lu Xiaoqi suddenly realized it and said seriously:
"I'm under arrest! I have the right to remain silent, but what I say will become evidence in court!"
"So, I won't say anything until the lawyer I hired comes!"
Two policemen:......
The male policeman also had a twitching eye.
The policewoman’s fists were clenched, and she gritted her teeth and said, “Stop making fun of me here, with a playful smile.”
"You hired a shitty lawyer!"
"If you keep talking nonsense, I will sue you for obstructing official business!"
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