Global Gu Refining: I can deduce the combined refining route

Chapter 105: Internet romance goes wrong in person

The Nine-day Sun Gu in the depths of the sky fell into a deep sleep.

Night fell.

The lights of Tianxin Lake in the inner courtyard were shining, and flower boats were cruising in the water. Men and women were sailing on the lake and reciting poems, with a strong retro atmosphere.

On the corridor by the lake, almost every bench was occupied.

Some were singles giggling there.

But more were pictures of you and me in love, which made people's hormones secrete faster...

It can be seen.

No matter what era, love between men and women is still an indispensable link...

Su Ze came all the way to Tianxin Lake.

He felt a storm in his head, making him extremely messy.

Because he probably knew what the turtle was doing stupidly holding his mobile phone these days, and he fell in love online!

Oh my god!

A turtle actually fell in love online!

"I don't know if he fell in love with that female cuckold raised by a student, it's really curious..."

Su Ze walked on the corridor.

It was winding.

It was like a ribbon.

And the distance to the Ruyi Transformation Rabbit was getting closer and closer...

Finally.

Su Ze saw the figure of the turtle, and his eyes almost fell out...

He finally knew.

Why did the turtle borrow the Ruyi Transformation Rabbit.

Although the Ruyi Transformation Rabbit cannot transform into a human, it is an essential change that can make people unable to distinguish between the real and the fake.

The turtle used the Ruyi Transformation Rabbit to make its own body look like a human.

Then it used some kind of disguise.

It actually transformed into a handsome and modest gentleman.

Wearing a dark green retro robe.

Holding a folding fan.

Gently shaking it, the fan unfolded, and there were four large ink characters on it: "Romantic and suave!"

Watching this scene.

Su Ze was stunned for most of the day.

Then an impulse of laughter arose, which made him extremely unbearable, and a "puff puff puff" sound came out, and he wanted to slam the table!

But the turtle looked around.

He picked up his phone again and seemed to be sending some messages...

It seemed that his online lover had not appeared yet, and he was a little impatient...

Su Ze tried hard to hold back his smile.

He used the fake death Gu to cover his breath and hid behind a rockery.

Through the gap of the rockery, Su Ze skillfully turned on the camera function of his phone...

...

After waiting for a long time, no one was seen.

The turtle kept walking back and forth in the same place.

Finally.

The phone rang, and the turtle quickly answered the phone: "Huahua, I have been to the place we agreed to for a long time, where are you? Why can't I see you."

"Brother, I saw you, you are so handsome."

"Haha, it's okay, where are you?"

"Brother, brother, I'm right in front of you, did you see it?"

"Brother, I'm wearing a blue short skirt and a bear backpack..."

"Brother, why don't you talk?"

"Brother, brother, don't leave!"

The winding corridor shook violently.

A fat woman who weighed at least 300 kilograms was like a moving hill, with fat all over her body, especially the fat on her belly, which fell down and covered her short skirt.

The fat on her bloated elephant legs was piled up layer by layer, and she swayed like a bucket full of water when she walked.

"Brother, wait for me, I'm tired of running."

The pleasant loli voice made many people subconsciously look up.

Then, following the direction of the eyes squeezed into a slit by the fat, rows of eyes were all focused on the turtle...

The expression on the turtle's face was crumpled.

You can imagine.

Now he wanted to find a crack in the ground to crawl into.

"Brother, I know you won't abandon me." The fat woman caught up with the turtle, hugged the turtle with both arms and acted coquettishly, but the turtle almost sank half of his body into the meat mountain.

"Brother, you are so handsome. I like you so much."

The turtle's Adam's apple rolled, and he seemed to be brewing something with a strong mother's content in his mouth.

But he seemed to feel that it would damage his image, and finally he said: "Why do you look different from the photo?"

"No, brother, I just photoshopped it a little, and the facial features didn't change much."

The fat woman took out the photo in her mobile phone and showed it to the turtle.

The turtle looked left and right: "Is this what you said about the facial features not changing? No, do you have facial features?"

"Brother dislikes me."

The fat woman said aggrievedly: "But brother clearly said that no matter what Huahua looks like, brother will never leave Huahua. Brother likes Huahua's soul, not Huahua's appearance."

The people around him finally couldn't help it, and laughed one by one.

The turtle's face was as ugly as if he had eaten a dead mouse.

"Brother, you also said that there are millions of flowers in the world, and Huahua is the only one in my heart. Even if Huahua gets old and loses her teeth one day, I will always love her..."

"Brother, have you forgotten all that you said?"

Su Ze, who was hiding behind the rockery, smiled and crushed the Thousand Layer Stone into powder.

The turtle's expression was as uncomfortable as it could be. His arms were tightly held by the other party, unable to break free, and he said bitterly: "Please, just spare me."

"Brother, you said you would love Huahua forever. Did you say that and swear that you would lie to Huahua?"

"Brother dislikes Huahua so much. Is Huahua really ugly?"

"Don't you know whether she is ugly or not?" The turtle was almost autistic.

"Wow!"

The other party cried and sat on the ground like a mountain, slapping the ground with his legs, and the dust was flying: "Brother is a liar, a heartless man, cheating Huahua's feelings!!"

"Hey...you...don't cry!"

The turtle looked a little at a loss.

It seemed that he wanted to help the other party, but he looked at the other party's body shape and the people around him who were laughing.

He stamped his feet hard.

He covered his face with his sleeves, didn't care about anything, turned around and ran away...

...

Celebrate National Day and wish the motherland prosperity.

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