Godly Fisherman

"I really don't want to join in this fun! Really." Xiao Peng sat in the seat of the co-pilot and looked back at Pan Peiyu, who was in suit and leather shoes next to him: "You can't learn Russian. I said how you will live together in the future. ? ONLYDO, SOSPEAK? It’s just **** every day?”

Pan Peiyu wore a board upright, but he was obviously in bad condition. With two panda eyes, he heard Xiao Peng's words and said pitifully: "Boss, don't you please stop teasing me? Know how old she is. How can I have **** with her? I have to send her to school when I go back, so I'll be another sister... Alas, what a crime I have done! It feels like abducting underage children!"

Xiao Peng happily said, "Do you say that you say no, but your body is honest? Look at your big dark circles, did you feel so excited that you couldn't sleep last night?"

Hearing Xiao Peng’s words, Pan Peiyu glanced at Xiao Peng bitterly: "Brother Peng, didn’t you tell me? You won’t tell this to your family? I answered countless calls last night, even my sister gave it to me. I called and asked what was going on. Mengzi laughed at me for two hours yesterday! The word'scumbag' appeared more than a thousand times! I can't be a man now!"

Xiao Peng felt more comfortable after hearing this, and what he wanted was this purpose! But can this be admitted? Must not be!

"This has nothing to do with me, I don't know who said it, it should be Kiri, he knows that this matter will definitely contact Yang Meng!" Xiao Peng directly shook the pot.

Pan Peiyu curled his lips: "Boss, we have been in a relationship for so many years. Who of us doesn't know who, do you believe this?"

Xiao Peng blinked. What happened these years? There are fewer and fewer honest people? Why can't you cheat? He coughed dryly: "Old Pan, it's boring for you to say that. Am I that kind of person? What do I do?"

Pan Peiyu sighed, "What else can I picture? Isn't that the heart of Sima Zhao?"

Xiao Peng smiled and said, "As long as it's not Sima Qian, you can say anything."

Pan Peiyu: "I would rather be Sima Qian, Zheng Chenggong, Cai Lun now... so I can't make such a troublesome thing!"

Xiao Peng patted him on the shoulder: "You said I still believe the first two. If you are really Cai Lun, you might be able to cause such troubles."

Pan Peiyu was taken aback: "Can the **** make an accident?"

Xiao Peng nodded: "Others can't, Cai Lun can!"

Uh, about Cai Lun, we all know that he invented papermaking, and made great contributions to the metal smelting, casting and forging as well as mechanical craftsmanship at that time. Therefore, he has a reputation for many generations, but he is a sinner in the Han Dynasty. The standard treacherous minister, in the history of China, the eunuchs interfered in the affairs of the country from him.

He first approached Queen Dowager Dou and listened to politics. After Queen Dou died, he approached Empress Deng. He was even dubbed the "Long Court Waiting". After Empress Deng died, he knew that he was in danger, so he committed suicide. So it can only be said that he is a scientist with a poor personality.

There are too many such people, aren't Newton and Edison all such virtues?

However, Cai Lun is an eunuch. How did the two queens be so devoted to him? This matter really makes people wonder.

This **** Yang Meng didn't have any doubts about this question. After Xiao Peng talked about this question, Yang Meng didn't want to answer the six words directly. Since then, Xiao Peng has never discussed any questions with him.

He said this: "Don't you still have a mouth?"

While Xiao Peng was chatting with Pan Peiyu there, the driver suddenly honked his horn desperately. This is the case for the entire welcoming team, that's a noise!

Xiao Peng smiled and said, "Okay, Old Pan, get ready to be the groom's official, we are almost there!"

The car has arrived at Kazachiye, and many people came out to watch the excitement when they heard the sound of car horns.

Xiao Peng was defeated by Damick Kee. According to the custom here, the husband does not need to spend money to get married. Pan Peiyu wanted to pay, but Damikeki refused.

Although this Damikeki was poor, he didn’t want to be in the light of Pan Peiyu. He had to organize the wedding himself. Fortunately, they came from Chukchi, relatives and friends were not here, and the wedding was anxious, so he only invited him to build. Friends of the team, as well as Yila's classmates, and Pan Peiyu also has Xiao Peng and his party and Sergey.

But even so, many people came, and Xiao Peng was curious about where he would go to hold a banquet.

I don't know if this guy is spine or stupid, anyway, I don't want Pan Peiyu's money. Just let everyone don’t worry! He has a way! Pan Peiyu has no choice but to make a fuss about the bride price ------ such as paying the ransom.

This so-called ‘ransom’ is almost the same as China’s ‘open door money’, used to bribe the bride’s relatives and friends.

When the car arrived at Damikki's house, there was already a group of people standing at the door. It was Yila's group of relatives and friends. When Xiao Peng got out of the car wrapped in that wolf fur coat, he took a breath.

Even if it is daytime, the temperature is more than ten degrees below zero, but those women really really show two long legs!

Speaking of Xiong people, many people think that people here are not afraid of cold! Some people do things like splashing cold water in winter swimming in winter.

In fact, the people of Xiong Country are also a bit mutated. According to scientific investigations, there is a kind of antifreeze gene in the human body of Xiong Country. The fat in the body of ordinary people can be converted into energy, but they can be converted into heat energy. This is not like the Huaxia people. The same, it can be regarded as a kind of racial talent, with its own anti-freeze BUFF.

Moreover, this bear countryman also has a feeling of self-abuse. Xiao Peng has personally seen Ablashenka and the others directly knocked on the ice on the lake after snowing, and then went in for a swim. After swimming, he took a branch and beat his body. , And then fell naked and rolled in the snow. According to them, the pores would be closed so that not only people would not feel cold, but the body would also get warm, which is a way of heating.

Will the pores close? Xiao Peng was more willing to believe that the pores were frozen. . . . . .

In fact, the fighting nation is also human. Although they often play some winter swimming, snowy skies and other things, they are also afraid of the cold!

Ablashenka told Xiao Peng that if they want to go out here in winter, they will spend at least half an hour getting dressed. They believe in'no bad weather, only bad equipment', so they have to wear as many as sixteen clothes all over their body. Pieces!

It's not surprising to see a girl wearing only a fur coat with long legs exposed here. But now these girls are wearing short-sleeved dresses! It’s not weird to wear it like this in summer, it’s already here in winter. Is this challenging the limits of the human body?

Xiao Peng was wrapped tightly, looking at them, and he felt that they were not living on a planet!

Seeing the car stopped, Xiao Peng and others got off the car and let people take out the bride price. Everything from a TV, refrigerator, washing machine, fur coat, blanket to a three-piece suit, etc., was transported to a truck. This is a gift for Yila's family-yes, there is also a refrigerator! Although it can only be used for a few months in summer, it is also a good storage cabinet at home, isn't it?

A woman in a red dress came out, took a piece of paper and came to Pan Peiyu and said loudly: "In order for the bride to stand by the window in the future, not to feel her loneliness, you have to shout out how to love her. She is happy!"

Pan Peiyu looked dumbfounded: "Brother Peng, what is she talking about? Why do you come over and read a poem?" The woman just said is a Russian poem, but the content is less beautiful.

Xiao Peng smiled and said: "It's nothing, what she meant is that you have to shout ‘Ira, I love you’!"

"What the hell?" Pan Peiyu was stunned.

Xiao Peng smiled and said, "Come, I will teach you how to say, hurry up and leave after shouting!"

Pan Peiyu is also willing to give up: "Yes, you can teach me quickly!"

However, Pan Peiyu's tongue obviously can't roll, and he can't learn how to learn it. The pronunciation is strange, and the people watching can't laugh.

But somehow passed this level.

It's more interesting when you pay the ransom next. This ‘ransom’ includes not only money, but also the gifts brought by Pan Peiyu. Yila’s mother stood at the door: "What are you going to give to take my daughter?"

Xiao Peng pointed to the thing that was moved out of the car, and Yila's mother looked at it for a long time, her expression a little tangled.

"Ablashenka, what is she doing?" Xiao Peng asked puzzledly.

Ablashenka whispered: "Mr. Xiao, according to our custom here, she has to pick something, and she must return something to you, which means that these things are not as precious as her own daughter."

Xiao Peng was a bit speechless. These gifts were bought by Sergey specially sent to Yakutsk, and they were all the best now. He wanted to see what Yila's mother chose to return?

I saw Yila’s mother chose for a long time, and gritted her teeth: "We can ask for TV sets, carpets, range hoods, etc. We don’t want refrigerators, washing machines, water heaters, and brands that we have never heard of. Inferior goods, and we don’t even want that fur coat, it looks like someone else wore it!"

Xiao Peng was anxious when he heard it: "Hey, how do you talk? What is inferior quality? That's from Haier! It's better than any brand you know! Do you know how difficult it is to buy this? And that? The fur coats are the best sables, and the packaging is not opened. Who wears them?"

Yila's mother looked disgusted: "The best sable fur? Cut, who knows if it is a fake you bought cheaply!"

Xiao Peng almost exploded his lungs when he heard it, and was still fighting with Yila's mother there, but Sergey poked him in the back.

"What's up? Does this old lady look like marrying a girl? No matter if you don't marry!" Xiao Peng was here to make Yila's mother almost burst her lungs.

Sergey coughed dryly and made a gesture of ‘some money’ with his fingers: "Mr. Xiao, you have misunderstood. What she meant by this meant that it was time to pay..."