Godly Fisherman

"The same wife is so miserable, what about the same husband?" Julia asked.

Xiao Peng smiled bitterly and shook his head: "It's even worse for tonghu! It's easy for women to hide. You said it's normal for two good girlfriends to go out and hold hands to go shopping and eat or even sleep together. You and Emilia If you want to sleep together, why can’t I suspect that you two are gay, right? Many have green hats on their heads, and I don’t know who gave them to them. And even the same husband, few men can Speaking of this, do Chinese men want face. It’s not uncommon for a wife who has been married for a long time not to let him touch him. Of course, there are also misery."

"How miserable can it be?" Emilia asked curiously.

Xiao Peng shrugged: "It's okay for the husband to slap his wife, why else do he marry home? Not all men are so talkative. This is understandable: although **** is not the whole of marriage, it is not a marriage without sex. A complete marriage."

Julia blinked after hearing this: "Emilia, how about going to my room to sleep today?"

Emilia was taken aback, then laughed: "Okay!"

Xiao Peng snorted coldly: "What are you doing? Want to rebel? I tell you, I am not a scumbag, if you dare to cuckold me, be careful that I will rectify both of you on the spot!"

"Do you dare?" Emilia's eyes narrowed.

Xiao Peng was immediately stunned: "Don't dare..."

Emilia smiled and nodded, "Goodbye."

Xiao Peng: "...You have big breasts, you have the final say! Go dancing?"

Emilia looked at those shirtless dancing people wearing bikinis sticking together, shook her head and said, "Forget it, given that some people become hot-tempered when they go abroad, I decided to listen to music and drink here. Drinking is good. Don't give someone a chance to have a seizure."

Julia also said: "You are a smart decision."

Emilia shook her head: "I'm so clever I won't come here, but the rain has really taken hold these days!"

Xiao Peng nodded: "Yes, drinking and listening to music here is great, and if you look at the three of us dressed up, it doesn’t fit in with the environment here. It’s not like a monkey in the zoo. Huh?"

Emilia smiled and said, "But it's really suffocated these days. I almost forgot how to communicate with others. Come on, Julia, have a drink. Thank you for taking us to such a fun place."

"Come on, let's have a drink together! But today we must be optimistic about Xiao Peng, he is too capable of getting into trouble!" Julia said.

Xiao Peng looked speechless: "What do you mean that I can cause trouble? I've never been a troublemaker, okay? When I was young, every boy wanted to go to the world with a sword, but he only found out when he grew up, let alone a sword. After walking around the world, many people can’t get out of the one-acre one-third of the land where they live. Why are so many people jealous of my life? Because I live the life that countless people dream of."

"It's so thick-skinned!" Julia sighed.

Xiao Peng shrugged: "I'm telling the truth!"

"Be honest!" Emilia suggested.

Xiao Peng just finished drinking and said, "I'll go to the bathroom."

Emilia smiled and said: "Are you at ease? There are so many beautiful women like us sitting here, there will be countless people who strike up conversations. What if you blow your beard and stare at you again?"

Xiao Peng blinked: "Come on, suffocate me to death!

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As a result, just after he finished speaking, the crowd suddenly became noisy, and there were constant exclamations.

Xiao Peng and others, you look at me, I look at you, and in the end Xiao Peng spoke first: "This is really not the trouble I am looking for. I have been sitting here all the time. I am innocent!"

Emilia said: "We know! I mean, don't you want to know what happened?"

Xiao Peng shook his head fiercely: "It doesn't matter what happens! It turns out that getting into trouble is not my patent. No matter where in the world, under the dual effects of alcohol and women, as long as it is a man, it is easy to get into trouble. "

Xiao Peng made up his mind not to join in the fun, but the music suddenly stopped and people ran to the beach. This aroused the curiosity of Xiao Peng and the others, and joined the fun to take a look.

"Hey, handsome guy!" Suddenly someone greeted Xiao Peng. Xiao Peng followed his reputation. It was the **** man just now.

Xiao Peng beckoned, "Man, what happened?"

"Just call me Delas. This is my boyfriend Kontos." The male comrade motioned to Xiao Peng to go over and watch the fun.

Xiao Peng and the others greeted them: "Why is it so lively?"

Kontos said: "A couple of men and women are trapped in the sea. Calling for help in the sea, if it weren't for someone to hear it, I don't know where they would float."

"Where is it? Why can't I see anything?" Emilia asked.

Xiao Peng smiled and said, "It’s not easy to look at the dark places in the dark. I saw a man and a woman, about 600 meters away from the sea, but they have been floating outwards. Today’s tide is not good for them. I'll go, it's really love. Why are you two still hugging so tightly? Get on the floating bed quickly!"

"Huh? Did you see clearly?" Emilia asked.

Xiao Peng nodded: "I can see it clearly, but it's weird. The two of them should climb on the floating bed, but why are they in such a posture?"

"What position?" Emilia asked.

Xiao Peng coughed dryly and whispered in Emilia's ear: "It's the posture where the two of us were intimate last night, the one you hugged my neck."

Emilia: "...You are right?"

Xiao Peng nodded, "Of course I was right. When did you say this? The two of them didn't forget to be there to make each other. The man pulled the floating bed by himself, and the woman held his neck without letting go. The woman grabbed the floating bed. , Are you going to exhaust that buddy?"

Emilia smiled: "You bad guy, you know nonsense, making you talk like two people having **** in the sea. If that's the case, do they still have to call for help?"

"I really didn't read it wrong!" Xiao Peng argued, but he was also taken aback in his heart, yes, it's not easy to explain. He simply put his mind clone into the sea to figure out what happened.

As a result, Mind Clone appeared next to the pair of men and women, and he instantly felt a little disgusted: Emilia was really right, and the two of them were doing indescribable things in the sea.

"It's so unlucky!" Xiao Peng was about to withdraw his mind clone, suddenly felt something was wrong.

The man's expression was very painful, his hands were firmly holding the floating bed, but he seemed to be unable to hold on, while the woman was there crying for help with fear.

Xiao Peng was puzzled. Fuck, wouldn't it be fine if you pulled it out and climbed onto the floating bed? you

What are you doing in it? What are these two people playing?

He suddenly remembered what Yang Meng said: Whoever provokes himself should apply 502 glue on the sleeve. Isn't it really applying 502? Or do you apply the double-sided paint completely together? There is no other explanation, right? Say that the two are for sex, can't even kill them? Why Xiao Peng doesn't love faith so much?

But anyway, Xiao Peng found that the situation was not quite right: "Where is the person who saves people? Why don't you save people soon?"

Delas explained: "At night, the boat was unloaded with the motor, and now we have to install the motor, and you have also seen it, the black lights are blind, and there is no moon tonight. It is luck to hear the sound of help, who Know where they went?"

When Xiao Peng heard him say this, he tilted his head just to see someone installing a motor on a small boat there. He led Emilia and others to squeeze over and point to the direction of the sea: "They are six hundred meters in that direction, It looks like it won’t last long. You have to hurry!"

"Don't be nervous, if you can call for help, that's okay." The man slowly loaded the external motor on the boat.

Xiao Peng said to Emilia: "Emilia, you are waiting for me here, the two won't last long. When this man gets the boat, the poor two will sink in the water."

Emilia nodded after hearing this: "You have to pay attention to safety."

Xiao Peng laughed and said, "Don't worry, I have the final say in the sea. You can help me hold the clothes and wait for me here." After he unbuttoned his shirt, he plunged directly into the sea and heard from behind. The exclamation of countless people.

He had no time to waste, because his mind clone found that the man could not hold on anymore, his hands had been cramping constantly, and the painful facial features on his face were all tangled together, but he still did not dare to let go. When he let go, two people must be together. It sinks to the bottom of the sea.

Xiao Peng was almost furious. What is going on with these two people? Can you live or die in the same position? Are you planning to die in love? That's not right, dying in love will not call for help!

In short, Xiao Peng was at a loss, but what was certain was that if he didn't go there, the two would be dead, and he swam over quickly.

"I can't do it! I can't hold on!" The man who grabbed the floating bed looked pained.

The woman holding him widened her eyes and tried her best to cheer him up: "Men can't say no! You have to hold on again, or we will both be dead."

The man shook his head: "I really can't do it anymore, damn..." He slowly let go of his hand holding the floating bed.

The woman screamed when she saw the situation and twisted her body to grasp the floating bed, but when she twisted her body, the man made a hysterical scream, and the two hands grasping the floating bed were completely released.

It was all right now. The two of them hugged each other and slowly sank into the sea. There was no way to recognize that the woman was struggling.

Just when they thought they were dead, they floated to the surface again. Xiao Peng finally caught up with them and lifted them onto the sea.

"What are you doing so special?" Upon reaching the surface, Xiao Peng couldn't help cursing, "Hold together to show affection when you are about to die? Stupid?"

The desperate woman breathed in the fresh air, and then cried ‘wow’: "We don’t want to be like this either! Inseparable!"

"Uh... Damn it! Are they really stuck together?"