Godly Fisherman

"Why do you have to drive him?" Alessi asked Joan in a low voice.

Joan replied in a low voice: "Alessi, you are inexperienced. If these sports cars are touched for the first time, they will not be able to start them. This is a good way to test whether he is really a fisherman. You. Have you seen any fisherman who can run around in a supercar?"

Alessi smiled bitterly: "I don't know if he has a supercar, but it is not difficult for him to drive a supercar. His financial strength is still very good."

"Can the fisherman have such good economic strength?" Qiong asked rhetorically.

Alessi whispered: "He is the owner of the fishery!"

"Well, this identity disguise is more reasonable!" Joan said to himself.

Alessi found out, but couldn't understand it with Joan. As expected, this psychiatrist had psychological problems.

"What are you whispering over there?" Xiao Peng who was driving asked.

Joan asked, "Xiao, have you ever driven a Ferrari Portofino?"

Xiao Peng shook his head: "No, this is the first time I drove this kind of car. But I have driven this kind of operation." He was talking about his Maybach Exelero, which is also a European sports car. The driving habits are still akin.

Joan nodded: "You drove very steadily."

Xiao Peng smiled and said, "Do you dislike me driving too slowly? Is the speed of 65 miles (one mile = 1.6 kilometers per hour) still slow?"

Joan nodded and said: "This road has a speed limit of 65 miles. You can go faster. Of course, it doesn't matter if you drive faster. I like something exciting, otherwise I wouldn't buy such a car, right? Run with confidence and let me see if you can make me feel happy."

After speaking, she climbed directly from the back seat to the passenger seat: "Come on, let me see your car skills."

Alessi couldn't hold her even if she wanted to.

Xiao Peng was taken aback for a moment: "Do your best? Then believe me, it will definitely get the police's idea. Do you want to be chased by the police and run around?"

After hearing this, Joan covered his mouth and smiled: "Are you really so good?"

Alessi said, "You better believe him. I haven't seen his driving level, but he is really good at riding a motorcycle. Those road riders admire him."

Joan blinked: "I really haven't felt that way before, would you let me try it?"

Xiao Peng smiled and said, "You are lucky."

Qiong Yi was taken aback: "What do you mean?"

Xiao Peng said: "I haven't really drove a fast car on the highway in Star-Tangled Country. It's a new experience. You fasten your seat belt. Alessi, so are you."

After watching them all fasten their seat belts, Xiao Peng turned a red **** on the steering wheel, and Qiong jumped down: "Xiao, what are you going to do?"

On the right side of the Ferrari 488spider's steering wheel, there is a red **** with three gears, namely the green ‘comfort’, the white ‘sport’ and the red ‘escoff’. Xiao Peng pointed the **** to escoff.

The driving feeling of these three gears is different. The comfort gear is to keep the electronic control stable, while the sport gear is to turn off some electronic devices to increase driving pleasure, while escoff disables all traction and stability control systems.

Now almost all have esc system

All cars have this device turned on by default to correct the stability of the vehicle. For example, in the case of a sharp turn, it will help the driver to correct the direction and maximize the safety of driving.

Of course, the esc system is not omnipotent. In some cases, it needs to be turned off. For example, when crossing sand or wetlands, when the adhesion of the wheels is low, the ESC system will limit the engine speed. It is also difficult to get out of trouble. In addition, it is the same when climbing on ice and snow. It needs to be turned off. When driving intensely, such as drag racing or drifting, the ESC must be turned off, otherwise it will not float. . . . . .

Of course, this increases the driving risk, so when you buy a car, you usually ask the salesperson what the ESCOFF button does, and the salesperson will tell the owner: "Don't worry about him, don't touch it."

Xiao Peng smiled and said, "If you want to run fast, of course you have to turn it off. Why? Afraid?"

"I'm afraid?" Qiong Yi pointed to the right direction: "Turn right at the intersection ahead, and you can go directly on the highway. I want to see how fast you can go."

Xiao Peng listened to him, and after turning the car to the right at the intersection, Qiong suddenly said, "Stop!"

"Huh? What are you doing?" Xiao Peng puzzled.

Joan pointed to a ‘STOP’ sign at the intersection and said, "There is a sign."

Xiao Peng covered his face: "Joan, are you sure you want me to drive fast? I didn't scare you. If I really drive it seriously, I'm afraid your car won't even want to hit the road in the future."

Joan was taken aback, and then waved his hand: "Sorry, I have printed this all on my bones. I won't talk anymore. You can drive with confidence, isn't it just a car? I can report the loss at that time. ."

Many Chinese people are not accustomed to traveling by car in Star-Tangled Country, because there are many intersections in Star-Tangled Country. There are actually no traffic lights, but a STOP sign is written on the side of the road. If you see this sign, all cars must You have to stop, then look left for three seconds, look right for three seconds, and then left for three seconds, and then you can pass after you are safe.

What if there are cars coming from all directions? It's very simple. Whoever comes first will go first. The vast majority of people in Star Stripe complies with this traffic rule.

Many Chinese people came to Xingtiao Nation and felt that this is the most scientific invention of road traffic in Xingtiao Nation. Look at the people in Xingtiao Nation and stop and wait for a STOP sign. Look at people here, there is no traffic police, and no monitoring, it's all conscious! The quality of Star Stripe people is high!

I go, they won't do it if they don't comply! This is the system written in their country's traffic law! If you don’t comply, the result is an offence! The kind you see directly in court! Do they dare not comply?

If you enact a law in China that crosses the road with a fine of 500 and detained for three days, I guarantee that the quality of the people in China is extremely high!

Back then, there was a female "Kongzhi" in Huaxia that was very interesting, that is, the Star Stripe Kingdom was the kind of her mother. At that time, she quarreled with netizens, and used this STOP sign as an example, desperately saying that Huaxia people are of low quality.

Then she went to the star-stripe country of heaven in her mind, but was arrested for driving.

Because the driving speed is too slow.

This woman went on a trip to the Stars and Stripes National Highway, took California Highway One, and looked at the scenery along the way. She was so happy that she was stopped by the police and issued a ticket.

The reason is that she drove too slowly!

If the car in the star-tangle country

The speed is limited. If it is 5 miles below the speed limit, it is a violation. For example, if you run to 75 on a highway with a maximum speed of 85 miles, it is a violation. Will accept a fine. And this woman changed lanes at random on Highway One, braked and slowed down when she saw the beautiful scenery, and enjoyed it. The entire Highway One belongs to her home. Can the traffic police not fine her?

I gave her a two-hundred dollar ticket directly, and how did she do it? Refuse to pay! Star Stripe National Police are used to her problems? He was directly handcuffed with chili water and taken to the local police station forcibly. He was directly detained and was released before going to court.

And when she went to court, she was still plausible: I drove like this in China. This is a respect for the beauty of the Stars and Stripes. The police of the Stars and Stripes treated her as cruel and ruthless racial discrimination. They wanted to tell the police for hurting her. Her use of high-risk police equipment such as chili water was an insult to her personality.

Well, the final result was that she won - she succeeded in turning a two-hundred-dollar fine for traffic violations into a three-thousand-dollar fine and three months' imprisonment and deportation.

This lady kept talking all day about the low quality of Chinese people and the high quality of foreigners, but I really didn't see how high her quality is. This is shameful to my grandmother's house!

Those so-called qualities are based on strict laws. It is the nature of all human beings to commit crimes, rape, and slippery. There is no legal requirement, and people are expected to be aware of it? Then there are only two words: Ha ha.

However, it can be seen that Joan's economic conditions are really good, and a Ferrari 488 doesn't care about it. Think about it, the psychologists in Stars and Stripes are definitely high-income.

Xiao Peng was just about to start the car, but someone behind him desperately honked his horn, and then kept flashing the headlights. Xiao Peng wanted to go. Seeing him honk the horn and flash the headlights, Xiao Peng didn't leave at all. --You kind of hit me? Otherwise, fly over my head! The most annoying is this.

There was no way for the car behind, so it threw the front of the car out, parallel to Xiao Peng's car. It was a Civic Type-R, which was the car that the broker wanted to buy Xiaoge.

A white young man rolled down the car window: "Damn, my grandma drove faster than you!"

Xiao Peng also rolled down the car window: "Man, are you in a hurry to reincarnate?"

After seeing Xiao Peng's face clearly, the young man was taken aback, then looked at Qiong who was sitting in the passenger seat, and said cheerfully: "Beauty, only a real man can be worthy of you, not a soft Oriental man. "

Joan smiled and asked, "Then how can you prove that you are hard enough?"

Listening to Joan's conversation, the young man said cheerfully: "Then chant in a lap, just on the high speed ahead, the end is Santa Monica, whoever comes first wins!"

Xiao Peng said speechlessly: "Young man, do you take your 20,000-dollar car to a 300,000-dollar car? This is not a Hollywood movie, nor is it a novel with X and a face. You really think these luxury cars are all Is it a silly fork? Do you really think those designers with millions of annual salaries in those luxury car companies are rubbish? Young people, you think too good."

"It depends on who owns the car. If you let Schumacher drive this car, I wouldn't dare to compare with him, but you? Haha, do you know where the accelerator is?" The young man was obviously not convinced. , Holding a can in his hand: "The can is the beginning when the can is dropped, do you dare to come?"

"Throw it, let you know how cruel reality is."