Godly Fisherman

Xiao Peng laughed when he heard this: "A Can, I suggest you go back to Huaxia when you have time. You don’t feel it. In recent years, fewer people want to get green cards here? Now Huaxia is the most popular. It’s one of the places of emigration for China. There are many returnees, including high-level talents. China is currently attracting the world’s largest foreign investment. Why do rich people go to China? It’s because China is safe. Don’t say you carry guns every day in China. I caught you with the knife without discussing it."

A Can scratched his head: "Mr. Xiao, you are not right. Although many people have gone to China in recent years, I haven't heard of anyone immigrating to China."

Xiao Peng said: "Who do you think can go to Huaxia? China's'green card' is known as the'most difficult to get a green card in the world'. Want to get a Huaxia green card? Only crooked nuts who have made outstanding contributions to China can join. Huaxia! Need special approval from the State Council. With this threshold, want to immigrate to Huaxia? It’s as difficult as the sky! Do you want to come back to join Huaxia after you immigrate? Send him two words: Hehe, you can ask Jackie Chan He is the most experienced, he all lamented that the Huaxia Green Card is the most difficult to get in the world!"

"Then why are there so many people trying to smuggle into Star-Tangled Nation?" Achan said, he knows a lot about illegal immigration.

Xiao Peng said without thinking about it: "Those who were deceived thought that there was gold everywhere. As long as they worked hard and hard work, they could make money. Some people thought that they would be taken seriously here. Professor Xia of Kyoto University did not teach well. After being dismissed, he ran here every day to find'political asylum'. In the end, he finally got here to deliver food by bicycle. He was not as good as the domestic cleaners."

A Can's eyes lit up: "China is really so good in China? I haven't been back since I was born."

Xiao Peng smiled: "So you are a big banana."

"Big banana?" A Chan puzzled.

"The outside is yellow, the inside is white." Xiao Peng explained.

A Can shook his head: "I grew up in Chinatown, and I really rarely socialize with white people. But let you tell me, I really want to go to China to see it. Living here is too tired."

"Tired? What is so busy here? The GDP here is much higher than that of China."

"GDP? That's the GDP of the rich. The 20 richest people here have more than half of the total wealth of the U.S. population! The economy here is incomparably false, and their GDP is piled up by stifling prices. Get up. To put it bluntly, it means to beat the swollen face to fill the fat man, and Jin Yu is defeated!" A Can said angrily.

Xiao Peng thought: "No, I still buy clothes and other things very cheaply."

"Cheap? Your rich people from China have come to the United States, then this is paradise, isn't it bad for money! But for ordinary people? China's overall price level is five to eight times that of China! Don't say any clothes are cheaper than China , The overall cost of living in terms of overall prices, a single item can’t explain the whole picture, it’s foolish, my family of four people, living in Los Angeles, it costs more than 200,000 meters of gold a year! And the whole star strip country, at least half The annual income of a person is less than US$30,000! My child can’t afford to go to a private school. I can only go to a public school, and I can’t send my child to a private school! Isn’t that shameful to say it?!” The more A Chan said, the more angry he became. .

Xiao Peng can understand Acan’s anger. U.S. schools are divided into public schools and private schools. 99% of children go to public schools. Despite this, the U.S. government reduces public school spending every year, except for a very small number of public schools. , Like UCLA, most of the rest are bad schools that can’t be worse, and even in the worst schools, taking drugs and **** in class is not uncommon. . . . . .

The remaining 1% of Americans can send their children to real schools—all kinds of private schools. Not only is there strict management, but also extremely strict requirements on the personal cultivation of young people. The only problem is that these campus fees are too expensive, so in the Stars and Stripes, education has become a privilege for a few people.

Wherever Huaxia people go, they are most concerned about the two things, one is the house and the other is the child. . . . . .

Speaking of children’s education, A Chan also became impatient and cursed: "There are still so many idiots who have sharpened their heads and ran here. Before I came here, I had great ambitions and felt that I would have money to hit me on the road. After that, men who are lucky can wash dishes, and those who are unlucky can sleep in the sewer; women who are lucky to go to **** massage parlors to work as technicians, and those who are unlucky go directly to the roadside to sell. This is not the brain flooding. Is it?"

Xiao Peng thought for a while: "I remember reading a report. A professor at Rutgers University once spent four years studying commercial **** work. He interviewed 150 **** workers from China, and only one said she was Forced and deceived. Among them, 127 people said that they are personally free here and can do whatever they want. Well, they are really free. It turns out that they came here because they are not free in China and cannot do whatever they want."

Just when Xiao Peng and A Can were able to talk vigorously, they suddenly heard an exclamation from the crowd, and the two hurriedly turned their heads to see what was going on.

"Hey, let's do it, that little bear really started to grab a chicken!" Xiao Peng smiled, this excitement is really uncommon.

Feng Jianting was by the side, taking a photo with his mobile phone, and excitedly said to Xiao Peng: "Lao Zhangren, what name do you think this video is sent back to be hot? How about "Treason from Home and Run to the Stars and Stripes to Grab Chickens"? Can it attract attention?"

"Uh, you don't think it is too big to watch the excitement." Xiao Peng smiled.

Xiao Peng and others stood by and watched the excitement. How to deal with such a thing?

If this is Qianliyan and there are people making trouble like this, Xiao Peng really dare to beat the disabled, but this is the Star-Stripe Nation, and the owner did not speak. Why are you worried? It is better to watch the excitement on the sidelines.

Xiao Peng didn't want to join in the fun, but the fun attracted him. When a reporter saw Xiao Peng, his eyes lit up and he ran over: "Mr. Xiao, what do you think of the Chinese brutal killing of animals? This is the nature of your Huaxia people? What do you think of Mr. Xiong and their "Action Now" animal organization? Many people say that they are sensationalizing. Is this also a characteristic of your Huaxia people?"

Xiao Peng frowned upon hearing this. Who is this Nima? By the way, I really know Nima, Stevenson, the author of "The Peanut Times"! Damn, I can see you wherever China can be black.

Looking at the microphone stretched to his mouth, Xiao Peng smiled slightly: "You are right. Mr. Xiong is sensationalist, but you are wrong. Mr. Xiong is a member of your Stars and Stripes, not from Huaxia. Huaxia is etiquette. In this country, we pay attention to courtesy, justice, integrity, shame, and filial piety. People like Mr. Xiong can only appear in the Stars and Stripes."

Stevenson was taken aback: "Mr. Xiong is obviously you Chinese, okay."

Xiao Peng shrugged: "What nationality do you ask him?"

Stevenson said: "Even if he is of Star Stripe nationality, he has spent most of his life in China, and his current character should have been developed in China."

Xiao Peng laughed and said: "Mr. Stevenson, we have a saying in China,'Jiangnan is orange and Jiangbei is orange'. It means that the same person will have different results under different circumstances. Mr. Xiong is in China. If you are, he may be a good boy with excellent character and academics, and it will become like this when he gets to you."

Stevenson snorted coldly, "Mr. Xiao, you are sophistry. He grew up in China and developed such an environment."

"Oh." Xiao Peng suddenly realized: "It turns out that all of you in Star Stripe Nation are those who don't speak courtesy and shame. Then I really want to give you a good publicity."

Xiao Peng's words made Stevenson's face red and white. After a while, he said: "You Chinese people kill cute animals so cruelly, this is not my nonsense."

"You don't eat turkey on Thanksgiving?" Xiao Peng asked back.

Stevenson said: "That was not what we killed."

Xiao Peng smiled and said: "The turkeys you ate all committed suicide and ran to your dining table? If you follow your way of thinking, all farms should be closed, such as turkey farms, beef and cattle farms. Huh? Feng Jianting, please contact Bloomberg for me and ask him to send a message. Who is this? Oh, Stevenson of The Peanut Times called for the closure of all farms in the whole star-stripe country on their behalf. That's the title. "Of course, this is just to scare Stevenson. How did Feng Jianting contact Bloomberg?

Feng Jianting said solemnly: "Okay, old man."

Stevenson said anxiously: "Mr. Xiao, you are spreading rumors! It's pure nonsense. When did I say this?"

He can't remember this pot. If he really sends it out, how will the domestic breeding industry be affected? Those farmers can kill him!

"That's what you said just now. Why? You are only allowed to talk nonsense, and I am not allowed to tell the truth?" Xiao Peng smiled.

Stevenson rolled his eyes: "Mr. Xiao must have not seen the Peanut Times published today, right?"

Xiao Peng nodded: "I'm never interested in nonsense roadside tabloids."

Stevenson took out a newspaper from his backpack: "Mr. Xiao, this is the "Peanut Times" that was just published today. There is your report on it. Are you satisfied?"

Xiao Peng did not pick up the newspaper, but saw the big font on it read: "The latest sailing world record broken by Chinese people was cheated? ", the next report is "A Chinese offensive who was arrested for assaulting others when he first arrived in the United States."

Stevenson smiled and said, "Mr. Xiao, I wonder if you are satisfied with this report?"

Feng Jianting looked at it and said anxiously: "You guys are so nonsense!"