Golden Greenery
Chapter 142: (Part 1) 6 Swordsmen smiled and Ibrahimovic
Zlatan Ibrahimovic, 23 years old this year. This thing is a big mouth, and often speaks without thinking. He is not the same as another teammate VanderMead. VanderMead has a broken mouth and likes to talk about things. Ibrahimovic frequently sprayed his mouth when facing the media, causing Laiola to wipe his **** every three times.
Ajax currently ranks first in the Dutch Bundesliga this season, the league is not their most important focus. Needless to say, Fort Mady, it is difficult to lose one game in the German Second League. Both teams turned their attention to the UEFA Cup.
More than a week ago, Ajax players accepted a routine interview after the training. Because this kind of interview is very formulaic, both sides of the reporter’s players will generally say some useless nonsense and clichés, but when the reporter asked Ibrahimovic, he spit coming.
The reporter asked Ibrahimovic how to view the opponents of the League Cup Madieburg team, the Swedes are still very serious: Fort Madie is a strong team, they have a strong offense, a strong defense, Yunyun. The reporter had a whimsy because Ibrahimovic was the center, and it was Mertesacker who was about to face him. Both were very young, and they were very hot recently. What's more interesting is that Ibrahimovic and Mertesacker are both tall and thin, and they are very similar in size. So, the reporter asked Ibrahim to evaluate Mertesacker.
Ibrahimovic is still normal: Mertesacker is a good defender, and it will be very difficult to fight against him... Suddenly, the Swedes became ill.
"...However, Mertesacker turned slowly, like my grandfather. Wow ha ha ha ha ha ha..."
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The turn of a football player is mostly related to height, and a big man is naturally slower than a small one. But Mertesacker's turn is not slow. Among players of his height, he is much faster, at least faster than Dallas. But it depends on who you want to compare with. The 195 cm teammate of the Mo team went to the 171 cm scar ratio, which is a bit unreasonable. But Ibrahimović is obviously a different kind. His physical coordination is super good, and his turn is much faster than the average big man, even more than a lot of 1.7 meters and 1.8 meters of ‘small’. Of course, you still let him compare with the scar. Ibrahimovic can't compare even with the help of the plug. The scar is a loach, and he turns faster than a meter.
To be practical, Ibrahimovic turned around faster than most defenders and faster than Mertesacker.
The Swedish boy's words triggered a war of words. In response to the reporters who were afraid of the little things, it became Ib's naked mocking and attack on Mertesacker. So, the reporters all looked at how the Six Musketeers fought back. The six young masters have learned a lot of cunning early on. But when it comes to hurting people, several young masters have never really served anyone.
Mertesacker is a sincere person: "Yeah...what is a good player, but my grandfather usually doesn't care enough about him and is ashamed..."
Zhuo Yang: "Mr. Mertesacker, that's why you're wrong! You are a grandfather who threw the child alone in the Netherlands. I said that those of us who are uncles also brought two pounds of snacks to see the children. ..."
Mertesacker: "I blame me, I turn old slowly, and my memory is slow..."
"Wa'er is so pitiful, remembering us as grandpas..., not to mention myself... to tears... this grandson..." Ribery's face was distorted.
"Civus still feeds, and the lamb still kneels. The Swedish son is not filial, so he has never seen him visit his grandfather." Second brother Montolivo expounded his point of view from another angle.
"Yes, yeah, you can't just blame the grandfather, you know, his grandson didn't do well either. We Germans said that the upper beam is not right and the lower beam is crooked..."
But the butcher can return to the topic: "Turn fast? Faster than my sewing machine? Well, Pell, let your cheap grandson go to my sewing machine to recognize him."
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After the six swordsmen's losses and losses were reported back to Amsterdam through the newspaper, Ibden became very hot and opened his mouth to scold the street. But before he could find a reporter to listen to his backlash, Laiola's call came first.
The fat man saw this drudgery in the newspaper, and his brain hurt all the time. Both sides are his players, and no one is a fuel-efficient lamp, especially the six Maddie Forts, one rushed to the other. The six young masters' favorite thing is to rush to make an appearance for their brothers. They really want to take revenge. They are so determined to scrap Ibrahimovic on the field. The Swedish kid may not be able to hide. There was a senior ‘broken leg demon’ originally, and now there is a more ruthless ‘broken egg demon’ plus ‘folded nose demon’, and I don’t know when a demon will come out.
Laiola yelled at the phone, and Ibrahimovic dared not to look back. After the curse was over, the fat man warned Ibrahimovic: sew your broken mouth to me, and don’t provoke those six. You spray others for the time being, you guys from our own brokerage company, don't let me hear anything, especially those six, otherwise Lao Tzu will not be polite to you. I’m going back to get you together during the holidays, please ask some sports experts to give you some pointers Can you bluff me? Isn't that **** a sports dance? At best, Zhuo Yang's national square dance is a realm...
Ibrahimovic agreed in a bitter way, put down the phone and pouted. However, when facing the reporter, he said nothing, and no matter how good the reporters were, he wouldn't pick up anymore.
This Laiola quickly let Steele appease Zhuo Yang and others, don't go to the heart, and don't add fuel to the fire. Before the game, the fat man was still uneasy. He flew over from Italy and gathered the six brothers together. However, you can't speak as much to Ibrahimovic as these.
A few brothers, how about it, give me a face, don't worry about that boy. Don't know him as usual, I have scolded him, and I will smoke him if my mouth is cheap...
Laiola is really afraid that these six young masters are really dead on the court, Ibrahim is ready to sell for a big price.
Six Musketeers of course will give fat to face, in fact, they did not think about how Ibrahimovic played on the field, just fighting. If others do not listen to a word, they will have to think hard to retaliate, is it too glassy? Are you tired so alive? Six Musketeers are not so careful. Just win the game, all the **** becomes fart.
However, this little episode has become a classic in the world of football, and eventually has a long history. Because the last nickname of the Six Musketeers finally settled.
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