Golden Greenery

()Whose IQ of Uncle Zha or Lao Gua is high? This issue caused a controversy between the three brothers.

IQ is an index that compares individual intelligence test scores with those of subjects of the same age. It is a data that measures the level of individual intelligence.

In this way, IQ is not a very accurate indicator with strict standards. There is no such rigorous calibration as height, weight and age. Since it is tested, there must be training factors.

Therefore, when Zhuo Yang, Mr. Zhu, and Tu Ye said IQ, they were actually discussing the rivalry between Uncle Zha and Laogua’s chicken thieves.

Zhuo Yang and Laogua have worked together for the fifth year, longer than the time with Uncle Zha, and he was basically a child in the days of Fort Mady. Uncle Zha is an elder, naturally, it is better to understand him as well as friends and colleagues after traveling through the dust.

All these years of sordidness, careful attention, iron fist, and treacherousness of Lao Gu are all in Zhuo Yang's eyes, so he thinks Lao Gu has a higher IQ.

Piggy stayed in German football until this year. Even after leaving Fort Madison, he had a lot of dealings with Uncle Zha, and they have always been very close to each other. He believes that Uncle Scum is very good at playing tricks, so Uncle Scum has a high IQ.

And Lao Gua also coached Bayern, and the time when he was visiting the team pig was actually not very harmonious with Lao Gu. Guardiola somewhat looked down on the straight lines of German football, and Mr. Zhu was a little bit remarked about his obscure football concept in the midfield.

Out of professional accomplishment, the two people have no apparent contradiction, and they cover up properly, but it is obvious that the pig will never admire the old man.

Master Tu is more objective. In his opinion, Uncle Zha and Laogua have their own merits. They belong to sweet potato and sweet potato, and they are not good eggplants.

Zhuo Yang and Little Pig were boring, so they were arguing about it. Master Tu nibbled on duck necks and mud, and later it was in line with Zhuo Yang, and later he said that Uncle Zha was the worst.

"Do you know the column "Transferring and Controlling Football's Profound Changes to the Premier League's Traditions" a while ago? It was written by the old guy, I didn't expect it. Let's not say that he is shameless, just talk about the standard of the article and the slightly lower IQ I can't write any points, anyway I admire it."

Old Guaqian urged Zhuo Yang not to tell him, but Zhuo Yang knew in his heart that his words were the opposite, and the old Gu wanted to let Zhuo Yang preach to him.

"Writing an article is a high IQ? I'm still the king of jokes, you know. Old me is a strict wife, right? Uncle Zha, but Aunt Zha is tuned to be submissive, we all know."

Aunt Zha Wula is a writer of children’s literature, the kind who rushes to the street. She is Uncle Zha’s second wife. Both of them are old Laojiao Erguotou. When Zhuo Yang arrived in Madibao, the old couple had **** with each other. Up.

Little pig said: "Football and everything are gadgets. It is a real thing that can make the women of the family not dare to chase chickens, and not dare to go to the west. We can't do any of them. We all have... scars in front of my wife. Said raking ears..."

Zhuo Yang said "Bah": "I am different from you. I love Kou Kou, not afraid."

The little pig ‘screamed’ and couldn’t wait to spit on Zhuo Yang’s face. "Yes, yes, you are the most filial to Koko."

Zhuo Yang was speechless, in fact he was quite proud in his heart.

The little pig continued: "Old melon is not good either. Uncle Zha is the great king, right?"

The angle at which these dogs lift the bar has always been so strange.

"Old melon will solve the nine chains..."

"Uncle Slag is a master of word-guessing..."

It's purely boring. However, it is said that every good man will often do boring and naive things.

Sometimes they are touted, and sometimes they are short. If Laogua and Uncle Zha have wind ears, they will surely be dumbfounded by the two dogs.

When it was impossible to communicate, Master Tu suddenly remembered something.

"So what, it should be that Uncle Slag has a high IQ, you still remember..."

Zhuo Yang curled his mouth: "Master Tu, riding a fence is not ashamed. Being a traitor is really bad as a brute."

"Tire puncture!" Tu Ye yelled, "So what, we punctured the tire that year, remember?"

In an instant, both Zhuo Yang and Xiao Zhu opened their dusty memories.

A puncture is not a real puncture, it is a story about a puncture. It was not long after Zhuo Yang arrived at Fort Madi, when Six Musketeers were not called Six Musketeers, a joke of Six Brothers. It's been fifteen or six years, and it's as far away as a lifetime.

Six absurd teenagers like to go to nightclubs. The second brother is good at being a sea king in nightclubs. Grandpa is the most kind and willing to persuade others to be good. The scar is a stuffy and hard-working type. The piglet urinates at every critical moment.

That day, the six of them played for a long time, and drank the resurrection wine in Piggy’s mansion again, only to get up late the next day.

There will be games in the afternoon and training in the morning. Uncle Zha is always disciplined and is not allowed to be late. But this system obviously cannot help the six confidantes.

The six brothers squeezed into grandpa's old Jetta off-road vehicle and came to the peninsula together. The car was a pickup truck and used to pull pigs for the meat factory.

Training has started for a long time, Klopp stared at the six proud students, Hu stubble exploded like Zhong Kui.

"Sir, I'm sorry. On the way we came, our tires burst. In order not to delay training, we changed tires ourselves. As you know, we have never worked as a car repairer before, so...the change was a bit slower. Excuse me."

Uncle Zha stared at the six people, six pairs of sincere and unsullied eyes, and the twelve dirty hands that stretched out. When acting a full set, you must act like a ghost, this is what Zhuo Yang said.

"Go change clothes."

Passing easily, the six teenagers have spontaneously a sense of superiority in IQ.

Then, after changing their training equipment, they were blocked by Uncle Slag at the door of the locker room, and came out one by one to be questioned individually.

That day, Uncle Zha asked six dogs the same question: Which tire of the car burst?

The pickup is not a three-wheeler. It has four wheels. But that day, six talented teenagers gave five answers, and Scar said that the spare tire had exploded.

That morning, the six brothers Zama stepped so hard that their wages were deducted and almost smashed the glass of the window of Uncle Zha's dormitory at night.

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The past reverberated, and even Zhuo Yang had to admit that Uncle Zha did have a higher IQ, and conspiracy and tricks were impossible to guard against. Old melon can't do this kind of thing, he will indiscriminately, as long as he is late, he will deduct money, and he will not listen to any explanation. Don't talk about a puncture, your mother is late for a fetus.

"Fuck, Uncle Zha's IQ that day was not lost to Einstein."

"Then what, at least 180."

"Ordinary people are only around 100, you know."

"Some fools have an IQ of only 4 or 50, such as a knife scar."

The honest and honest Master Tu smiled ‘give it’. "Dog's IQ is still twenty or thirty, scar...give it~"

Zhuo Yang suddenly woke up: "Fuck, Uncle Zha 180... We were like the dogs in our eyes that day."

"I rely on..."

"Worri..."

After all, the pig is the most clever, even if he is now a 34-year-old pig.

"Even if we are all dogs, I am Bianmu, you know, you two and your grandfather, your second brother is Satsuma, and Scar is Teddy."

As we all know, border animal husbandry is the spirit of dogs, the highest IQ in the dog world.

"Second brother is also like Teddy, he is in heat too fast..., so what, piggy, you are not Border Shepherd, in terms of being smart, Zhuo Yang of the six of us is the most qualified to be Border Shepherd."

"I'm Bian Mu, Zhuo Yang is a black-backed army dog ​​at best, right?" Xiaozhu said, "Zhuo Yang, your family belongs to the army, and my Uncle Zhuo was a soldier before, right?"

"No, right, Zhuo Yang is Bian Mu, Xiaozhu, you...then, Labrador."

"I'm Bian Mu!"

"Zhuo Yang is border animal husbandry!"

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Zhuo Yang looked at these two fools speechlessly, UU reading www.uukanshu. Com is like looking at two huskies with mental disabilities.

Can't help it anymore.

"Little pig, are you **** crazy? What the **** is there to fight for?" Zhuo Yang said angrily: "Why am I not Bianmu? I have three masters in Qinquan, why is it better? Are you a border animal husband?"

Sister-in-law Winona and Xiaotu John De Jong looked at them silently, as if looking at three huskies with mental disabilities.

If Uncle Zha and Laogua have a good wind, they must have a sense of superiority in IQ at this moment.

The much-anticipated melon scum meeting, Liverpool blocked Manchester City at home, Lao Gu strategized, Uncle Zuo's IQ broke the table, he unexpectedly let the pig general Bastian Schweinsteiger start as a central defender.

Sure enough, it was a chicken thief.