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It's sloppy!

Since the start of spring in the northern hemisphere in 2019, the idea of ​​'sloppy' has been haunting Solskjaer. At that time, he had just officially signed with Manchester United, but when the pen stroked the last stroke of the signature, the warning light of 'sloppy' lit up in his mind.

In the 12th round of the Premier League last November, Mourinho's Manchester United was beaten 7-1 by rivals Manchester City on the road. That day was Singles' Day. After the game, Mourinho was fired by Manchester United. He scolded the streets and didn't go back.

At that time, Manchester United were eighth in points, eight points away from the top four. Only 11 rounds, this difference is really dazzling.

Two weeks later, Solskjaer, who finished the season in the Norwegian Super League, returned, not as expected, because the top management of Manchester United just gave him a temporary contract, which is a horse riding a donkey.

Because of the success of Guardiola and Zidane, in recent years, the giants have a vague tendency to promote their own meritorious players as head coaches, and the younger the better.

It's just that Solskjaer's previous coaching was not very convincing. Molde scored excellent results in the two Norwegian Super League, but after all, it was only the Norwegian Super League. And in the middle of the two to take charge of the Premier League in Cardiff, the team was relegated.

Solskjaer is definitely not a rookie in the Premier League, whether as a player or a coach, but joining Manchester United is undoubtedly his life dream, and it is also his first time coaching a football giant, so it is not too much to have a rookie gift package.

Under the terrifying cloud of being dominated by the three bullies, Solskjaer spent three months firmly nailing Manchester United back to the top four, and also eliminated Paris and reached the quarter-finals in the Champions League. This result is enough for the official and private sector. satisfy.

So, Solskjaer became Solskjaer, and the temporary worker also got a formal contract.

But at the moment of turning positive, Suo Sheng clearly felt that something was broken. luck?

From the writing to the present, Manchester United has played 9 games, and the result is a dreadful 2 wins and 7 losses. Among them, the Premier League has 7 games and 5 losses, the ranking has dropped to the bottom of the BIG6, and Barcelona has been eliminated with two losses in the Champions League.

Mourinho lay at home in Portugal and said nothing, but Solskjaer succeeded in making the Red Devils fans miss him. The same goes for love, where people's feelings about their ex often depend on the shortcomings of the current one.

The 46-year-old Solskjaer is younger than Guardiola and Zizou, but his coaching style is not as good as those two young talents. Solskjaer likes the tactic of opening and closing, very retro, like Ferguson in the 1990s. It was also the most memorable years of the Red Devils in Solskjaer's playing career.

He is not British, but he has strong British feelings, and he also adheres to the old British tradition in his words and deeds. If you don't look at the face, just look at the clothes and the tone of voice, Solskjaer is not much different from Sir Alex 20 years ago.

So after returning to Manchester, Solskjaer only went to Cheshire once, at the invitation of Zhuo Yang.

In the 1998-99 Champions League final 20 years ago, Solskjaer, who came off the bench, put a corner kick from Beckham into Bayern's gate in the 92nd minute, and Manchester United reversed 2:1 to win the championship.

It was the most crucial goal of his career, it is worth remembering, and it can be played for a lifetime. So in the summer Solskjaer bought the quaint villa in Alderley Corner, Cheshire, for £2.4 million to reward himself.

He likes the tone of this house, just like some rich people in China only like red bricks and green tiles. The photo of Solskjaer in front of the house wearing a peaked cap and a plaid suit will make people think of Sherlock Holmes and the steam engine for the first time.

Retired in 2007, and after leading the second team of Manchester United to the Premier League Reserve Championship in 2010, Solskjaer returned to his old club, Norway to coach Molde. The steampunk-style villa has been vacant, not rented or sold. With more than 10,000 pounds in maintenance costs, he just wants to go back one day.

But before he came back, Zhuo Yang came first. Under the instigation of Kou Kou, Zhuo Yang took a fancy to the villa.

Swear to God, Solskjaer doesn't want to sell at all. In the end, why and how he sold it, he still hasn't figured it out, and he feels dizzy.

Actually, Zhuo Yang didn't fool him very much, he just told Lao Suo very implicitly: There are many things in the world, the more you keep your thoughts, the less you will get them. You keep the house and want to come back sooner or later, or you may never come back.

"Brother Suo, I know a buddy in Madrid. Every time I buy a lottery ticket, I have to look at the numbers and memorize them. But can I win that way? You know if you can't win, you don't have that kind of luck."

"Afterwards, he made a random bet and didn't even read it. He didn't know what he bought. Guess what? He won a million. Look at it."

Made up, Zhuo Yang didn't know lottery players in Madrid, and neither did any lottery players. Lotteries and villas also bear no resemblance, but Solskjaer sold the house.

The old British gentleman is somewhat fatalistic, or called metaphysics, or superstitious.

In a sense, the British gentleman and kindness are antonyms, so Solskjaer's gentleman is not exquisite. 2.93 million pounds, an increase of 520,000 in 17 years, second-hand housing is equal to not earning Zhuo Yang's money.

Solskjaer is a kind person, and the price is so fair that Zhuo Yang couldn't even bother to bargain, and immediately transferred the money and goods.

But Solskjaer still regrets it, not because he regretted selling cheaply, but because Zhuo Yang Niu chewed peony.

In fact, Zhuo Yang is not a cow, but Kou Kou is the one who makes the bad scenery.

After getting the locals in Cheshire, Koko directly called someone to level the old house, and then dump trucks filled the ravine of Pennine Mountain without leaving a single tile.

In Solskjaer's eyes, the old house is quaint, but in the eyes of Her Royal Highness Princess Vienna, whose dowry is a blue diamond castle, a fake village villa built before World War II is purely a pile of construction waste.

And Zhuo Yang plays classical music. In his eyes, steampunk is not as interesting as suona. The basic and spiritual boy's hand flower is an artistic level.

Today, the building with the Victorian light luxury style on the outside and the modern and simple interior is located on the foundation of the old Sosan house in the past. In the gaps of the green woods, the small building with a touch of pink in the white has more tenderness and warmth.

Compared with before, it is the style difference between the long-swing wedding dress and the walking tractor. The former house had no name, but it is now known as '18 Alderley Point'.

After returning from the Asian Cup in February, Zhuo Yang specially invited Suo Ge to be a guest in his old place in order to thank him for his love. UU reading www.uukanshu.com Gentlemen never lose their etiquette, Solskjaer brought a bottle of Lafite that day.

Before coming, I was mentally prepared, but seeing the tough and dark little four-wheeler turn into such a cute little white building, Suo Sheng's heart was directly broken, and Rafi almost smashed his toe there.

The first-class knight Ole Gunnar Solskjaer strongly despises the tastes of the Duchess of Vienna Christian Josephine and Viscount Joan John Young. The vulgar noble is still showing off his new house without noticing it.

Since then, Solskjaer has never been to Cheshire again. He still lives in a hotel in Manchester and plans to buy a house at the foot of the Pennine Mountains in the north.

Humans have very different visions, and their joys and sorrows are not the same.

The day he saw '18 Alderley Corner', Solstice felt 'sloppy' for the first time, and when he officially signed with Manchester United, this feeling struck again.

Fatalists are good at linking the cause and effect of two unrelated things without any reason, just like many people walking on the sidewalk deliberately do not step on the cracks in the floor tiles.

If they didn't sell the house to Zhuo Yang, Manchester City might not be as perverted as they are now.

If I did not sign a formal contract, but extended a short-term contract even if I earned less, I might not be so unlucky at Manchester United.

Losing 7 games in 9 games is not the worst luck. After 7 games and 9 games, it is necessary to have a derby in the same city. In the 35th round of the 2018-19 Premier League season, Manchester United faced Manchester City.

In the hustle and bustle of Old Tford, Suo Sheng rested his elbows and pinched his chin, with a serious expression but wandering thoughts.

Perhaps, the promise to return to Manchester United last year was hasty.