Gravity makes me stronger?

I have to say that these young and beautiful female disciples are really annoying. They clamor all day long to see the secret of Hachiman’s excellent academic performance.

Okay, let me show you then...

Eliminate! Goblin, eat my eighty-one stick!

Well, he didn't eat anything. In order to avoid the wolf-like female students, he almost didn't dare to stay in the classroom all day.

Now, the secret base behind the teaching building has become the best place to go.

But who would have thought that the sheltered port that no one cared about in the past would also be occupied by two goblins?

"Who is the goblin?"Aiyin drawled her voice and said angrily.

"You heard wrong."Hachiman prevaricates casually.

"Hey, when my kids get older, even I can fool them."Aine just shook her head, with a hint of teasing in her tone,"Hikigaya-san has become a heartthrob now."

【Hey, who's jealous?]

Hachiman really wanted to give Aine a husky finger, but when he thought of damaging the Takamatsu lamp next to him, he gave up.

"So, what are you doing here?" He asked.

Takamatsu Deng held his hands a little uneasily, raised his head and said,"Hikigaya-san, did you come to see Soyo for something last time? Hachiman's pupils shrank, and after thinking for a moment he replied:"It's nothing, I just dealt with Nagasaki-san before, so I wanted to congratulate her on her successful performance, but I didn't expect that she was already gone when I got backstage.""

"Su Shi's mood was very wrong that day...sorry"

"Why are you apologizing?"

"I don’t know, I always think it’s my fault."

Takamatsu Lantern lowered his head weakly, with a kind of silent sadness in his amber pupils.

This atmosphere made Hachiman feel very uncomfortable.

The problems left by Crychic's history are more serious than he imagined, but A direct confrontation between Su Shi and Xiangzi has been arranged for the weekend. I think it should be resolved in one go by then.

"It's okay, don't blame yourself too much."

It was afternoon in a blink of an eye.

The midterm exam had just ended, and club activities had not returned to normal. There was no news from Xiangzi that he was going to report to the record club.

So, after the school bell rang, Hachiman immediately packed up. I picked up my schoolbag and ran quickly to the Stars Performance Hall.

"Huh, the air here is indeed comfortable, with a familiar gloomy smell."

As soon as he entered the performance hall, Hachiman took a deep breath. Unexpectedly, Ichi Hoshige was standing behind him.

"Brat, are you dissatisfied with our poor hygiene?"

Look how crazy you are!

Ichichi Hoshige had a sullen face, preparing to scare Hachiman, but what she didn't expect was that the other party didn't follow the routine.

"That's what I mean, please let me clean it properly"

"？？？"

Before Ichichi Hoshige could say anything more, Hachiman had already picked up the broom and rag, and like an intelligent sweeping robot, he carefully cleaned every floor.

"Hikigaya, have you burned out your brain?"

Ichichi Hoshige was dumbfounded and hurriedly touched around Hachiman's body, trying to check if he was missing any parts.

"Nothing missing...The sun comes out in the west?"

This is to show the value of my work, understand?

Hachiman did not answer directly, but silently used actions to show his work attitude to Itachi Hoshige.

High EQ: proactive and hard-working at work.

Low EQ: racking his brains to avoid layoffs

Before Hachiman could work for long, the members of the band came to the performance hall one after another.

"Oh hey, Hikigaya-san, are you feeling well?"

"As you can see, it's in great shape, like factory new."Hachiman crossed his arms and showed off his non-existent muscles.

"Hey, sister, did you just bully Hikigaya-san?"Hongxia suddenly asked her sister as if she had seen a ghost.

Yiji Xingge shook his head in disgust.

"You also think that this guy Hikigaya is weird today, right? Let me tell you, this guy rushed to work as soon as he came in. Was he taken over by someone?"

"Hey, hey, don't go too far."Hachiman interrupted.

Yamada Ryo walked to Hachiman's side, put his right hand gently on Hachiman's shoulder, and wiped his tears with the other hand:"The Hikigaya boy must have suffered from depression directly after hearing Aine-chan's performance. Got it"

"Chihaya-san will be sad if you say that. Hachiman held his temples helplessly,"I just got caught in the rain last week and contracted the cold."...Speaking of which, what's the matter with your strange title?"

"I just feel that I have too few roles during this period, so I want to highlight my presence."

"？"

"Okay, you guys, don't waste time just standing around. It's almost time for the opening, so why don't you hurry up and get to work."

The old slave owner Yi Ji Xingge waved his whip dissatisfiedly. At her urging, several people dispersed and went to their respective jobs.

"By the way, when is your next performance?"

Hachiman, who was assigned to clean the recording studio, spoke to Goto Ichi who was also working inside. Goto

Ichi stopped what he was doing, paused and said,"Well, the manager said that we have to try out the performance first. If we don't pass, we won't be able to go on stage."

"So how are you preparing?"

"I...I'm not so sure either. Goto

Kazuri said hesitantly, his voice was as thin as a mosquito, and it was obvious that he did not have much confidence to pass.

Hachiman thought for a moment, opened the door of the recording studio, and looked outside.

The barrel effect is talking about How much water a barrel can hold does not depend on the longest piece of wood, but on the shortest piece of wood.

The three members of the band are all experienced musicians, but Ikuyo Kita is the only one. A pure novice.

Thinking about it, the most important thing for this trial performance is how to make Kita Yuyo's shortcomings longer.

Speaking of which, RiNG has been neglecting Kita Yuyo's performance during this period. attention.

What is the level of her guitar now?

"How's Kita-san's guitar doing?"Hachiman asked abruptly.

"Well, I don’t know if my evaluation is accurate or not. After all, a stinky bottom girl like me shouldn’t evaluate them....Kita-chan should be able to play a simple song smoothly, but I don’t know what it will be like in front of an audience...."

"The progress is pretty rapid. Really, I am so envious of each of these guys."

Hachiman's jealous lungs...Teeth itchy.

Forgetting just Aine, is it possible that Kita Ikushiro is also a martial arts prodigy that is unique among all people?

I was so envious

"Ah, but this is also due to Gotou-san."

Aside from envy, Hachiman did not forget to exchange business blows.

"Hee hee, I didn’t do anything."

Goto Ichiri touched the back of his head happily and shyly.

"Well, as long as you practice more these days, there should be no problem, right?"

At this moment, Hachiman is like an old general on the stage, full of flags.

On the side, Goto Kazuri suddenly turned around with a guilty conscience

"Do you have any other questions?"

"No, there isn't..."Goto Ichiri hunched his shoulders and was sweating profusely, as if he was fine.

Seeing her uneasy expression, with the words"big problem" written on her face, Hachiman immediately spoke up.

‘sorry Sorry sorry’

‘If Hikigaya-san finds out that I am actually responsible for the lyrics of the new song but I can’t even think of a single word, they will definitely be considered an idiot.’

‘A girl like me not only exudes the aura of vagina, but can't even write songs well, then the value of her existence will be completely wiped out.’

‘Poof (the autumn wind swept by), Pochi-chan was recycled into the trash can.GIF’

Why can your voice still activate the picture?

Goto Ichiri didn't want to say anything, and Hachiman didn't want to ask either.

However, this silent understanding was ruthlessly broken when Hongxia, who broke into the recording studio to look for instruments, casually said,"How are you writing the lyrics for Poch-chan?"

"Ah, yes...Sorry, actually there is no progress at all on the lyrics. Can you give me a few more days?"

"sure."

Ichiri Goto promised emphatically, but he didn't have the confidence to finish the lyrics before the deadline.

So, it turns out that Ichiri Goto also encountered the same problem as Shoko.

Hmm, I understand you, come and eat I'll give him an elbow.

Just when Hachiman was about to use Black Flash to buff the opponent, Goto Kazuri suddenly held his hand anxiously.

"Hikigaya-san, please give me some advice!"

"Uh, are you talking about the lyrics Hong Xia just said?"

Now that the matter has been exposed, Hachiman will stop pretending.

"Hmm, actually, last week I was thinking about how to write lyrics that would suit the end of the band, but I’m sorry, I really can’t come up with happy lyrics for such a sinister person!"

Before he finished speaking, Goto changed his handshake posture to hugging Hachiman's thigh tightly.

"Oh inner cover!"

"I know, I know, I will help, so can you let me go first?"

"Crab!"

After Goto Ichiri let go of his hand, Hachiman weakly held the mop and found a seat to sit on:"Speaking of which, you don't have to write too cheerful lyrics, right?"

"In my opinion, Hongxia and the others should also hope that you can write lyrics according to your own style."

"well?"

Hachiman's rude words were beyond Goto Kazuri's understanding.

‘Does Hikigaya-san mean that the band's first original song will become a dank and dark style? oyster oyster oyster...’

Goto Kazuri shook his head desperately, trying to deny his opinion:"That's not possible, Hikigaya-san."

"Why, can you tell me your reason?"

As a facilitator, it is also very important to listen to the other party's thoughts.

I saw Goto Kasuri twiddling his fingers and said very lonely:"Songs written by people like me will definitely be very negative. It will damage the band's image to the point of ending it. I'm enough in the dark corner.���"

"If Hongxia and the others really cared about this, they wouldn't let you write lyrics."

Hachiman just shook his head.

"Speaking of which, what's so bad about being dark? Those guys who talk long and only like to be positive are stupid as hell."

He has always hated those passionate idiots who talk about hard work.

No, those passionate idiots are not the most annoying ones.

The most annoying ones are those who preach that only hard work can bring about a better life, but in fact they are strict and lenient.

Hachiman was furious at the thought of his own double standard.

"As the saying goes, there is no light without shadows. Behind any light there is darkness, so there is no need to be afraid of the darkness just because you are in the dark."

Danzo: Well said, everyone stand up!

Danzo: @三代目

Sandaime: The old man is looking at his mobile phone.JPG

"...is that so?"

Goto next to him opened his mouth wide. He was confused at first, but after a while he suddenly became enlightened. He was so intoxicated that he couldn't help but nod his head.

At this time, Hachiman's eyes moved slightly and he finalized the sentence with his last sentence. :"Yinjiao also has Yinjiao's special move."

Chua's click seemed to hit the most vulnerable part of his heart. Goto's body was shaken!

"Yinjiao also has Yinjiao's special move."

Isri Goto kept repeating Hachiman's words.

Hikigaya-san, you are Yinkuo's spiritual mentor. Your words should be recorded in Yinkuo's Bible!

"Well, the above is just for reference...."

"well?"

Goto Kazuri stumbled, almost feeling the frustration of seeing that the cover was for an exquisite love action movie, but then he clicked on it and found out that it was a cheap toilet paper show.

Speaking of which, a marketing account that used a beautiful girl as the cover to deceive clicks Damn it!

I'm really angry.

Well, I can't be angry at all, but Ichiri Goto is really a little disappointed.

"What I mean is that being able to write in your own style is not a bad thing. Following the crowd will not be out of place, but on the contrary, it also means that you cannot stand out from the crowd."

"You can’t stand out by following the crowd..."Goto Ichiri muttered something, seeming to be thinking about the meaning of this sentence. a moment later

"I think I know what to do, Hikigaya-san, thank you!"With a twinkle in her eye, she threw away the rag in her hand and hurried out the door.

Seeing Goto rushing towards her in a panic, Hongxia asked curiously:"What's wrong with Pochi-chan?"

"Well, I will definitely write the lyrics for the new song next week!

Goto Kazuri finished speaking very firmly, then looked around uneasily, and finally said weakly:"Also, as expected, I think if the band wants to take a group photo, they still have to bring Hikigaya-san with them!""

Originally, after the band ended, they planned to go to Shinjuku to take some group photos and use them as the cover of future social channels. If things go well in the future, they might be able to make some peripherals based on this.

However, only four of the official members will go, and there is no one among them. Including Hachiman.

At the same time, Hachiman walked out of the recording studio and happened to hear their conversation. The atmosphere became a little awkward.

What, I didn’t want to take a photo at all. I really didn’t want to, it was not a tsundere statement.~

"Oh, it's Hikigaya-san, just in time, I want to tell you about this."

Seeing Hachiman who was silent but brainstorming, Hongxia waved to him generously.

"What's wrong?"

"Well, this weekend we plan to take some photos and use them as promotional photos for the band. Can Hikigaya-san come with us?"

"What am I going to do?"Hachiman was about to refuse.

"Oh, you can be our photographer, and you are not our honorary team member, so I also want to take a group photo with Hikigaya-san."

"Ah, um, okay"

"Okay, I'll contact you on Friday...Hey, is it really possible?"Hong Xia seemed a little unbelievable.

"What's the matter? Of course you can, but on weekends, you have to ask the store manager not to schedule shifts for me." Hachiman wrote lightly.

"No problem, I will tell my sister"

"Okay, let's get in touch then. I'll go clean the warehouse first."Hachiman waved his hand and walked to the other end of the performance hall lightly.

"Porchi-chan, we didn't ignore Hikigaya-san. We didn't invite him last week just because he was preparing for the midterm exam during that time, so he wanted to wait until the exam was over, but who would have thought that Hikigaya-san would catch a cold again right away."

Hongxia, who was still in the same place, held Gotou Isri's hand tightly, which made the latter blush straight to the bottom of his ears.

"Sorry, I misunderstood"

"it's okay."

Hongxia smiled knowingly, and her cheerful appearance dispelled the guilt in Goto Isato's heart.

However, in fact, she also had a trace of worry in her heart.

Although many people think that the band is a community of destiny, in fact, this small group does not have everyone. So tenacious, even very fragile, once it encounters setbacks, there will be irreparable cracks.

Therefore, in order to maintain this thriving but extremely immature band, Hong Xia must walk on thin ice and not be careless at all. connit130999, 02/04/2024 20:14