Greenery Reverses The Madness
Eighty-two Ye Yifeng, quickly hide!
After the South Provence Derby, Ye Yifeng knew that Nice goalkeeper Ospina was James Rodriguez's uncle.
Anyway, James Rodriguez did not show mercy. He opened the scoring in that game, and finally Monaco beat Nice with three goals.
Ye Yifeng also scored a goal...
James Rodriguez, who intends to go back to his hometown in Colombia tomorrow for Christmas, dressed in casual clothes and drove a Ferrari with his wife Daniela Ospina.
Although he was driving a supercar, the speed was not fast. James Rodriguez was in a good mood because his daughter, who was just a few months old, was taken care of by elders at home.
My wife is sitting in the passenger seat holding a makeup box and looking in the mirror.
What kind of people are your teammates?
An interesting man.
Recently, the number of fans on your account has increased a lot, and I saw that some people left messages and signed them from China.
Well, that should be his fan.
The number of his fans is growing really fast, I think it won't be long before it will break one million.
Oh yeah? I'm more interested in knowing when he'll be back with Dejorkaeff.
The couple chatted in the car, and James Rodriguez, as the fastest rising star of the new generation of Colombia, has an amazing number of fans on social media with his performance on the field and his good personal image.
His wife naturally knows that these traffic will bring him a lot of rewards, so she is very concerned about it on weekdays and will actively help him maintain it, such as posting some photos of him exercising at home and posting some positive comments.
James Rodriguez turned from Linhai Highway into a high-end community built on a gentle slope, so the speed of the car was naturally much slower.
Ye Yifeng's new home should be here.
The villas are all in the open space on the steps, and James Rodriguez had to drive slowly along the side of the road, and then looked up the steps.
Suddenly, he stopped.
Reached?
Daniela Ospina turned his head to look at James Rodriguez, but saw James Rodriguez frowning and holding his breath, tilting his head and looking at the high place outside the car.
You're watching...
Daniela, am I mistaken? Are there two lions?
What? How is it possible? Hehe, if I were five years younger, I would have pretended to be frightened and rushed into your arms.
Daniela said with a smile, while turning her head towards the lawn in front of the villa high above the car window.
Alas, what kind of scared expression should I put on to match him?
Just as she was thinking, her expression suddenly froze, the relaxed look on her face disappeared, and her big eyes were instantly filled with panic!
Under the afterglow at dusk, she saw two lions lying on the lawn!
That's right!
It's a lion!
Oh my God!
What zoo did this come from?
How come here?
James, drive! That's a lion! Eh?!
Lions have spotted us! drive fast!
drive!
James Rodriguez looked nervous but tried to keep himself calm. He drove the Ferrari to speed up and escaped to the distance smoothly and quickly!
Daniela is going crazy!
Dressed up for dinner, but met a lion?
Who will believe it? !
At this moment, she was yelling in the car.
My God! There are lions here! Couldn't someone have been injured or eaten?!
Daniela! Daniela! Calm down, look in the rearview mirror, did the lion catch up?
Huh? Oh, oh! No, no!
Thank goodness!
God bless!
Use my mobile phone to call Ye Yifeng in the address book.
Okay, okay.
Daniela, who was still in shock, immediately took James Rodriguez's cell phone and began to frantically look for someone in the address book.
James Rodriguez and the others walked too fast, and did not observe the situation through the rearview mirror at the first time.
Otherwise they would have been able to see the two lions on the lawn, one of which stood up straight after they drove!
…
Tang Mo, it would be great if the tail could move. This lion costume really looks like it, especially the head, it is so lifelike. I almost scared me when I saw you just now, but luckily you are walking.
It's a bit hot and airtight. The lion should lie down like this? Will the male lion and the female lion move differently? I should be more lazy.
Your butt is up! No, the front legs should be up first, and your butt is up like a cat with a blown hair.
Aren't cats and lions similar? I'd better get down, what are you doing now? Shall I pet your head?
Probably not. I'm the king of the jungle. How can I touch my head casually? The lioness can't do it either? I haven't seen a male lion and a lioness playing happily in the animal world a long time ago.
Not flirting?
I don't know, maybe the communication is more advanced, just get it right.
One thing I know is that the male lion will protect the female lion and will not allow the female lion to mate with other lions, unless other male lions defeat him, and they can plunder the mating rights of the female lion.
Huh? It's so cruel, you just ruined my childhood.
Huh? Did I say something wrong?
If what you said is right, then the Simba in The Lion King I watched when I was a child was too miserable. He ran away and his mother was going to be...
Ye Yifeng was silent.
Nature is so cruel.
Ye Yifeng, who was trying to experience Animals in Love, was about to get up and take off his attire, and it was almost an hour before he called James Rodriguez to have dinner.
At this time, he saw a supercar slowly approaching from the road outside under the steps.
Tang Mo, look, there is a sports car.
Isn't it Ferrari? It's not easy to see it in Monaco.
No, I suddenly felt like I was floating, and I actually wanted to buy a Ferrari.
You are indeed floating! Why buy such a good car abroad? It's not practical.
In case there is a child, the child has nowhere to sit.
Ye Yifeng was too involved in the scene, from lying on his stomach to supporting his front body with two arms and looking towards Ferrari.
Suddenly, he seemed to realize something.
It seems that no one in our neighborhood has a Ferrari, but James seems to have one, so it could be him.
Just ask.
Yes.
That's when the Ferrari ran away...
Ye Yifeng stood up and watched Ferrari go away, and took off the heavy lion head.
Huh, he turned his head and bent down to pat the other lioness' ass that was still lying on the ground and swaying from side to side.
Let's cook. I guess animals don't fall in love. They are very straightforward. If you love, you will do it.
Oh, the tiger's butt can't be touched! I'll fight with you!
Tang Mo jumped up and raised two lion paws to hit him, Ye Yifeng ran towards the villa.
You say you can't touch the ass of a tiger, you are a lion!
The two lions ran back to the villa.
…
James Rodriguez stopped the car one kilometer away, and the first call to Ye Yifeng was not answered.
He hit a second one.
The expression was still very nervous, while Daniela used her mobile phone to post a new update on social media: You will not believe it, I saw a lion in Nice!
Live lion!
It's scary!
James Rodriguez finally heard someone answer the phone, and he suddenly shouted: Ye Yifeng, there are lions near your house! Shut all the doors! Hide! Hide!
Listen clearly, it's not one lion, it's two!
Huh? Huh? Uh? Well, do you drive a Ferrari?
You don't care what car I drive! There are lions haunting your house!
I'm not joking!
Thank you, thank you, no, sorry, sorry, I think... I should know those two lions you saw.
Ok?
…
After Ye Yifeng and Tang Mo saw the James-Rodriguez couple at home, they tacitly bowed their heads and apologized, admitting their mistakes.
James Rodriguez picked it up from the sofa in the living room and made it realistically. Not to mention looking at it from a distance, it looks like a lion head in the shape of a lion head. He put it on his head and looked at his wife.
Is it really so similar?
Daniela rolled her eyes, her husband didn't lie to him.
Ye Yifeng is indeed an interesting person.
It's just that this fun is almost as scary as it is!
Ye Yifeng and Tang Mo hurriedly poured tea and water, not only the fruit plate had already been prepared, but also some Chinese pastries.
James Rodriguez happily asked Ye Yifeng to take a photo of him, and then posted the photo on social media.
It can be regarded as completing the online interaction with his wife.
Well, indeed saw a lion.
Ye Yifeng and Tang Mo asked them to rest in the living room and watch TV casually. They got into the kitchen and looked at each other. Tang Mo stuck out his tongue, and Ye Yifeng made a silent expression of relief.
Fortunately, during the six months of living together, the two of them will also study cooking skills on weekdays. Although it is impossible to make authentic Chinese food, after improving the combination of nutrition, the taste is not bad.
After preparing a table of delicacies, the four happily had dinner together.
It's just that the police came to remind them to be careful about the suspected lions nearby, and told them to be more careful.
Ye Yifeng did not turn himself in.
just in case.
What if there are actually lions around?
Anyway, he will definitely close the doors and windows at night.
Of course, James Rodriguez would not report him, but before leaving, he smiled at Ye Yifeng: Next time before I come to visit, if you want to pretend to be a bear or a crocodile, let me know first.
I almost peed on the driver's seat.
Ye Yifeng and Tang Mo apologized again, and James Rodriguez smiled and waved his wife away.
Ye Yifeng and Tang Mo both leaned back on the sofa with some exhaustion.
Ye Yifeng.
Huh? Are you still in love?
No, I think we can open a zoo.
Are you looking for someone to pretend to be an animal?
Well, there will never be any incidents of animals hurting people.
Yeah, animals don't hurt people, but if tourists see through animals as fakes, there should be many incidents of people chasing lions, bears, orangutans, and tigers to death, right?
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