Guard With a Knife

Frankly speaking, when LeBron James learned that Snoopy was traded to the Los Angeles Lakers, he breathed a sigh of relief.

At last...at last...the scourge has left the East.

Although those commentators are now saying that the strength of the Bulls has improved, they are still the top team in the Eastern Conference. But for LeBron, he would rather play with the current five-star general of the Bulls than meet Snoopy in the same series.

That guy is so elusive, you never know how many weapons he has in his arsenal, he seems to be exchanging potential all the time, when you don't pay attention, he will kill you with one shot!

A sad fact: King James hasn't won a series against Duke Snoopy since he joined the NBA.

That's why LeBron was relieved.

In fact, not only him, but all Eastern teams were relieved: Snoopy is too crazy. Since he entered the NBA, the entire Eastern Conference has been controlled by him. he! ! !

And now, it's finally the West's turn to have a headache.

However, in the analysis of those commentators. They generally don't think the Lakers can win the championship immediately, and they even think that the goal of the Lakers this year should be to win the upper half, rather than to pursue the championship trophy. After all, in addition to the old Kobe, the current Lakers lineup and Doug who is about to enter his peak period.

Who else?

Artest, who is becoming cancerous day by day, Lao Na, who is almost half a century old, Carlos Boozer who can only flatter... and a group of NBDL-level players.

What are you playing.

Maybe, one ball is not enough for Duke Dog and Black Mamba to play. These two are the two most famous iron gods in the league today. They show their power together, and it is not a problem to get fifty or sixty yuan in a game. If you really want to, it's not a problem to play a symphony for Lakers fans.

However, everyone ridiculed and ridiculed. The body is still very honest. In the new season, the Lakers jumped to the first place in an instant, reaching an astonishing 58 times.

What is the concept?

The Lakers' record is 43 times.

The second-ranked Miami Heat have only 32 times with the Big Three. The gap is close to half!

This is the market appeal!

Let you laugh at the two irons every day, everyone just likes to listen to symphonies, no trick!

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I can't control Kobe anymore. He runs to Snoopy's house every day now. I heard that Stephen Nash also joined in. God knows what the three of them are doing every day.

While waiting to pick up her children from school on October 1, Vanessa was besieged by a large number of reporters. She is particularly helpless now: I have the same worries as Snoopy's fiancée's father. Although I know they are normal, you can't ignore your family because of basketball, right? Especially Snoopy, he is not married yet. Man.

Now the focus of the entire City of Angels is on the Black Mamba and the Duke Dog. All the talk shows are stalking them. Oprah even invited these two to join the affirmative action.

What the hell are you kidding?

Are you really not afraid of Snoopy's engagement ceremony being screwed up? Stephen Nash managed to convince Daphne's father that the Jewish physicist was still not wary of Nash.

After they talked for an afternoon, the scientist finally relaxed his vigilance, and he began to agree to the engagement ceremony between Snoopy and Daphne.

However, he believes it will take at least ten months to observe.

At this time, Daphne's mother, a woman of Chinese origin and intellectuals, inherited the fine tradition of the Chinese nation's mother-in-law who loves her son-in-law more and more.

She secretly suggested to Doug: This matter is too easy to handle. As long as you get Daphne pregnant, everything will become clear.

The key positions need to have their own talents.

The mother-in-law-to-be taught earnestly.

This is the golden rule.

But Doug was dumbfounded,

Why does he feel that the style of painting is so strange?

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Next season I will wear the No. 9 jersey. Yes, I gave up my No. 10 jersey to Snoopy. In football, the No. 10 is the organizer and the No. 9 is the attacker. When Snoopy comes, I feel like I can be an attacker with peace of mind. Don't forget, I'm also a top shooter.

By the way, I have become the godfather of Snoopy's first child. Although he is not married yet, nor is he officially engaged. But I believe it is only a matter of time, and I can't wait to compete for this honor, because the Black Mamba guy is really It's too greedy, he wants to be the godfather of all Snoopy's sons, he said he has countless basketball skills that need several boys to inherit.

I think he may be crazy, and Vanessa will definitely not let him go.

I just teach kids how to play football. Everyone knows I'm a very good soccer player.

Nash said this to the media before Duke Snoopy welcomed the meeting.

It seems that his relationship with Snoopy is already very close.

This makes people very suspicious. As a third party, how did Nash intervene between the Duke Dog and the Black Mamba?

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Although Jenny Bass thinks that the deal is very problematic, and ceding 20% ​​of the shares before the deal is simply humiliating and humiliating. But now, the person in charge of the Lakers has become Buss Jr.

Buss Jr. and Kupchak can be said to be proud of their spring breeze. Snoopy's arrival makes everything smooth sailing.

On the second day after the deal was announced, he received a lot of calls.

In the past, he was begging others to make a deal, but now he was the one who offered to send it to his door.

Baron Davis, the pride of California basketball. The former NBA All-Star, the creator of the Warriors Black Eight, and the former bearded captain of the Clippers voluntarily accepted a one-year contract of $1.01 million.

Antawn Jamison, a former All-Star with both offense and defense, Washington's defender, and the most low-key Mr. 20,000 points, he also entrusted his agent to sign a 2-year, 2.3 million US dollars contract with the Lakers today.

In addition to these two former All-Stars signing contracts, there are many other powerful stars waiting to join the Lakers, including many elite players in their prime.

The whole world knows that there are two teammates in the NBA, one is Stephen Nash and the other is Snoopidoo.

Now, the Lakers have all the crouching dragons and young phoenixes in their hands. Although there is a black mamba buff that weakens teammates, it is completely fine. The king flag of the Lakers has become the Duke of Snoopy, and now is the time to recruit troops. Who wouldn't want to come here to get a ring, or... improve their status, get a gold plate, and then go away to get a big contract? The examples of James Johnson, David Lee, Eddie Curry, and Zach Randolph are all in front of us!

This has fundamentally reduced the workload of the Lakers management. It is no longer looking for players from all over the world to join, but looking for suitable players from the players who have taken the initiative to defect.

I feel like my salary is a bit high.

Kupchak's expression was so good that he got cheap, which made Buss want to kick him twice.

Our goal this year is not high, just enter the Western Conference Finals!

Little Bass said seriously.

Kupchak smiled slightly.

He doesn't think the little duke is here for the Western Conference championship. And the Black Mamba has been looking forward to the Duke Dog for so many years, and Stephen Nash has been regretting the championship all these years. These three are tied together, and the Western Conference champion wants to dismiss them?

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Duke Snoopy's welcome ceremony was held at Staples Arena.

For this welcome ceremony, the Lakers Club and the California government spent a lot of manpower and material resources, and even invited the queen Britney Spears to do the opening performance.

Miss American Dream couldn't wait to announce that she is a Lakers fan and a Duke fan at the beginning. When the deal happened, I was more excited than a Grammy. This is everything I wanted, Snoopy finally returned to his kingdom. He belongs here, he can create here. Produce the most exciting record, the most popular movie, the most exciting dunk... He is the son of the media in the new era, and the exposure rate is born because of him...

Britney's speech was not low-key at all.

In fact, this is also her inner monologue.

She had had enough of Doug in Chicago while she was in Los Angeles running a label and making songs. They just released Doug's third solo album together in August. Although more than half of the lyrics and music were created by others, the sales volume is still amazing, and now it has broken the diamond record.

And because the two were not in the same city before, many commercial performances or concerts had to be cancelled. Now that the Duke returns to Los Angeles, Britney has more arrangements, which also means that both parties can earn more money.

So, what reason does Britney have for not welcoming the Duke back to Los Angeles?

Scarlett, Hathaway, Jennifer and others who had the same idea also sat in the box. Now, they are all Lakers shareholders,

To be honest, when Buss Sr. met these new shareholders, his heart took a lot of risk. He had thought that the fund that was sure to handle Snoopy must be supported by a duke girl.

But he didn't expect that it was all the princesses!

This lineup is too huge.

Could it be that they want to control Snoopy by manipulating the Lakers? ? ?

For the first time, Old Bath realized that his thinking could not keep up with this era of rapid development.

This was even more shocking than the first time he operated an iPhone.

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I know that everyone has been silently paying attention to me, and giving me support and encouragement. Now, I'm home!!

When Duke Snoopy, wearing the Lakers No. 10 jersey, stepped onto the stage, he made this affectionate confession.

The whole venue was blown up by the sound waves.

Everyone was roaring and screaming excitedly. For Lakers fans, there's nothing quite as roaring as seeing the Duke Dog don the purple and gold.

This is due to the magical championship that year, and also due to the fact that Snoopy led the team to the finals twice to compete with the Lakers, and more importantly... thanks to the black Mamba's dog-licking behavior for four years ( here is a verb). This made the people of California begin to feel: If these two people don't play together, it's outrageous!

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