Guard With a Knife
Nine hundred and forty-seven: [The Council of Elders has decided, today is your birthday]
Let Kobe Bryant be the point guard? Isn't this the same as letting the Big Bad Wolf herd sheep? He has to eat all the balls?
Also, Snoopy's current shooting percentage can only be said to be average. How can he be allowed to play the role of the top attacker in a side position? He also plays the job of the positional offense, which is not in line with his personality. Set it up!
As for Steve Nash, although he has played running and bombing, it doesn't mean he has a strong breakthrough ability, and he is already old. Don't always play one-handed dunks when you are single-handed. , can't you just lay up a basket honestly?
The reporter of the Lakers asked Mike Brown about the issues they are most concerned about after the Lakers lost to the Denver Nuggets and arduously defeated the Minnesota Timberwolves.
And Mike Brown's answer fully demonstrates his status in this team, Our team wants to seek diversified development, just like a university, there are always various clubs. I very much praise them for their courage to try different roles. Wonderful contribution from the team to produce better chemistry. As for why it became like this, I don’t know, and I dare not ask!”
McBrown was smiling and naive.
He has been fully tempered by LeBron, and he will definitely be a good seed among the B assistant coaches in the future.
And when the reporter asked about the Black Mamba. Kobe replied with righteous words, It's time to change people's stereotypes. As a point guard, I am no worse than those two arrogant guys, and those two guys will never have my scoring ability!
He is very decisive.
But the truth is, in the two games he's played point guard, the Lakers' overall offense has been cut to pieces.
So, before the Golden State Warriors game, he was benched.
In his place was the bearded Davis, who was widely welcomed in Oakland. First of all, because he has shed blood for the Golden State Warriors and created the first black eight miracle in team history. The second is because he is relatively weak. This is easier to deal with.
Baron Davis has always refused to accept his age. He thinks he is old and strong, and he often brags about how brave he is in the locker room. Can be overheard by Artest in a blink of an eye. Recently, he has been looking for his old teammate Stephen Wusheng Jackson to buy blue Viagra. As for how Ron Artest got the first-hand information, it is because he is also a regular customer of Wu Sheng.
This also involves Wu Sheng Jackson, the first drug head.
That night, Kobe Bryant said righteously on the plane, In the future, players like Jackson will definitely not be sent to the Lakers.
ruin the atmosphere.
Recently, many old players are just around the corner. Many people hope that the Lakers management can retire and rehire them at a super price. Among them, Wu Sheng Jackson is included.
And when Kobe finished his sentence, Ron Artest added, Let's get it here, he can play and shoot, and he's good and cheap. And, Kobe, I think you'll need it sooner or later!
This immediately angered the Black Mamba.
Fortunately, Snoop had a quick eye, otherwise the Black Mamba's thermos would have hit Artest.
Regarding the thermos cup, it is recommended by Snoopy. He thinks that the black mamba should now turn around to maintain a healthy mamba. The reason is that you can play for a few more years and win a few more championships, wouldn't it be good? It's not a problem to be a ten-time champion!
Kobe absorbed the setting of the thermos cup at that time, and added wolfberries to it frantically. To what extent? Others are looking for goji berries in the water, but he is looking for water in the goji berries!
It's that fierce!
...
The price of Artest's death is that he was arrested without warning. Artest said that this is naked class oppression. He emphasized that he would seek strength from Stephen Marbury in China because they are both New Yorkers. .
And this was beyond Snoopy's expectation. He didn't expect that Ron Artest would also pick up the iron fist of the proletariat and smash the rotten Kobe Bryant privileged class.
In order not to magnify this matter, he teamed up with Steve Nash to kill Kobe Bryant in the name of the Supreme Council of Elders. No way, although Kobe is a member of the elders, he only has one vote.
Snoopy covered little Artest's dignity.
At the same time, it also allowed Baron Davis to reap the benefits of the fisherman. This matter started because of him, and it ended because of him. The so-called good cycle of heaven is probably like this!
In this battle with the Golden State Warriors, Baron Davis successfully played the role of the forward wave. He used the data of 2 of 11 shots to set off the greatness of the back wave Curry who scored 14 of 22 shots and scored 32 points.
If it weren't for the last minute, the little Duke continued to enter the paint area to cause damage, if it wasn't for Steve Nash's 1-for-5 three-pointer struggling, if it wasn't for Whiteside to press Klay Thompson's layup on the backboard superior.
In this game, the Lakers lost 11 points!
Hey! This fully proves that without me, the Purple and Gold Army is just a mass of sand. You don't need to raise your voice, just take two steps by yourself, and they will be dispersed.
Kobe was 'broken' after the game.
Seeing that the ranking was about to drop to fourth, the Thunder came to their door.
Oklahoma has been competing with the San Antonio Spurs for the first place in the Western Conference and the first place in the league recently. Their attitude is very clear, and they don't want to meet the Zijin Army in the second round.
But now, the Purple and Gold Corps went crazy, let themselves go, and watched as they rushed towards the fourth place in the West.
They were taken aback.
They are lost!
Is it still useful to fight for the first place?
In case the Lakers get fourth and we win the first place in a narrow escape, don't we have to fight them in the Western Conference semifinals?
What are they doing? How can there be such an unconventional play?
Both teams secretly urge the Lakers to be serious and play seriously. This is no child's play!
Their staff even hid in the Lakers fan forum, hoping to use the method of posting to arouse the wave of opposition from the fans, and use the voices of the fans to force the Lakers to play seriously. (For this reason, Kevin Durant secretly provided several trumpets)
But... Lakers fans are also wonderful.
They feel that this is quite good. For such a group of old men, it is one less game to watch. Let them spend their old age happily with Snoopy, isn't it?
They are happy, Thunder and Spurs are super unhappy!
...
However, more unpleasant things happened soon.
The Thunder's soldiers suffered a blow at the United Center arena. Because of this game, the Lakers soldiers suddenly shouted a happy slogan to celebrate Baron Davis' 34th birthday.
They want to celebrate a happy birthday for the bearded Aries.
The reason is that Ron Artest broke the news that Davis recently imported a batch of good wine from France, and everyone decided to divide the land with local tyrants, not only to drink, but also to take it away.
Ben Snoopy is not interested in red wine, but Jamison, Artest, including Steve Nash, Milicic and others are particularly enthusiastic. So both he and Bryant approved the proposal. And in the name of the highest decision-making group, Davis's birthday was designated today.
Ever since, there are still ten days before Aries arrives on February 22.
The Lakers started a shameless celebration. They first arranged the birthday star to start, but he was replaced by Steve Nash within 20 seconds of playing.
I feel like a prop.
The bearded man returned to the bench and said seriously to the naive Mike Brown, he hoped that the head coach could tell a story for himself.
Mike Brown comforted him with a smile, My child, at least your Bordeaux red wine is top-notch.
The bearded man wanted to cry, but when he turned around, it was the smiling face of Artest, the culprit. He couldn't bear to take another look, because he was afraid that the grandson would suddenly sing Happy Birthday to you!
There's nothing these guys can't do.
boom!
Whiteside completed an alley-oop dunk on the court. Before the bearded man knew what was going on, he pointed excitedly and shouted, Happy birthday to you!! Brother!
snort.
They're all superficial brothers, and they're all here for my red wine.
Codes!
Davis muttered a few words. He didn't have a happy birthday scene at all. He didn't feel sorry for the two bottles of wine, but the two hundred and twenty-eight bottles!
At the same time, Westbrook, the primary school brother of Davis with a big beard, was also accepting Snoopy's trial during the draft, and he was suffering.
He doesn't know why Snoopy is going to play against him tonight, isn't it good to go against Kevin Durant?
You monster, one upgrade per year, one upgrade per year, every option restrains me, and now I have no advantage at all. You actually want to confront me, and don't you want to talk about brotherhood!
Tonight, I invite you to Davis's birthday party. There is a lot of red wine, and you can take it away.
Doug extends a friendly invitation to Master Gadow after he blocks his trademark zombie jump shot.
But Westbrook was not happy at all, he just thought indignantly that if he lost, I would definitely take all the red wine away! To relieve the hatred in my heart!
Fifteen seconds later, when Kobe Bryant tricked Durant's defense away with a trademark feint and hit a fadeaway jumper, he made the same invitation, prompting to take the wine.
Durant also made the same vow in his heart. If he loses, I will definitely drink up the red wine of you Lakers players!
They are connected, at least for this moment.
And when their minds shifted from losing to red wine, the shooting touch also betrayed their bodies.
When the two core players made 7 of 23 shots and 8 of 22 shots respectively, you can't expect your team to beat the Lakers who have collectively exploded from the elders.
126102.
The Zijin Army told the Lakers fans that we were just playing for fun before with a 24-point difference, but it is still very fierce when we are serious.
Moreover, there is still more than a month before Baron Davis' birthday on April 14, and there are plenty of birthday dinners.
It depends on what new good news Ron Artest can get from the bearded man.
However, it is estimated that after tonight, a sign Ron Artest and dogs may have to be hung outside the mansion of the bearded man!
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