Guard With a Knife

The young people in Denver are a little self-closing and a little uncomfortable. It's like walking to your girlfriend's school at the age of nineteen with flowers and gifts bought with half a month's living expenses, only to find that your girlfriend is sitting in a middle-aged uncle's supercar.

At that moment, I felt my sky collapsed and my faith collapsed.

At this time, young people in Denver felt the same way.

Okay, so this is the age of young people?

Why is this gang of dying old men getting more aggressive than each other, poking and bouncing with the lobster just picked up from the river. Didn't Ron Artest change his name to charity world peace? Why is it more vicious than before? Defensively, that's called a positive, almost stuffing his tongue into Iguodala's mouth: the mouth is full of stench, which is simply a biochemical attack.

Jamison is even more hateful, although he is not as strong as Xiao Artai in confrontation. But he scratched! !

A series of gossip and gossip games was played by him vigorously. The poor beast Farid seemed to have a spring in his head, and jumped up involuntarily. The music at the night scene was not so irritating!

Jamison's floor flow skills are getting better and better. Whether it's Faried, Anthony Randolph, or JaVale McGee, he dances when he's on him. He just used his dance steps to play Cha Cha with these young dancers.

With such a fit, the position is naturally there.

Then I watched him saunter in and out for layups.

The Nuggets have nothing to do with him.

Brother Wu Sheng on the sidelines looked greedy like a cat smelling fishy. Only the Lakers in the league have this kind of treatment for veterans. How can other teams have this kind of tactical freedom, this is completely a three-minute superhero mode.

What made the young Nuggets feel even more depressed was the bearded uncle Davis.

The guy actually had a frontcourt steal from Snoopy, a long pass to him, and he slammed into the paint for a slam dunk, and when he jumped up, he twisted hard to get a lever.

This made the arena full of laughter: Davis, who is strong and strong, really feels like a pig flying in the air.

Stephen Jackson was rocked with laughter as he remembered Davis' antics of blindfolded air dunking in the All-Star Slam Dunk Contest a decade earlier.

The Lakers are so much fun!

Stephen Jackson seems to have found a satisfactory nursing home and can finally spend his old age in peace.

However, the Nuggets are not happy.

They never expected to be slapped by such a group of old guys. Originally, they planned to use this rare rotation time to take a breath to recover some points, so as not to let the game become a massacre.

However, the Los Angeles veterans played 8 minutes, and the point difference not only did not narrow. Instead, it expanded to 23 points.

At the same time, the more distressing news for the Denver Nuggets is that because the Jamisons can't guard Faried on the defensive end, Duke Snoopy wanders in the paint for a long time. Therefore, his block data has come to 8 times.

According to the Nuggets' style of play, they rushed into the paint one after another, and it was difficult for the Duke not to block the shot!

At this time, George Karl called a timeout.

At this moment, he was in a state of disarray.

He thought he would lose,

But I never thought it would be so tragic.

Although the game is not over half now, he really wants to surrender.

This is too dangerous, too hard.

The second quarter was not over, trailing by 23 points, and Snoopy on the opposite side was heading for a record-breaking quadruple-double.

How to play?

Maybe it's a 58-point massacre, or it's a quadruple-double miracle.

George Karl felt his little heart throbbing: Why am I so miserable? If I had known that I played dead in the regular season, why not go up and down and make it sixth in the league, mix it up with seventh and eighth, and it wouldn't be like this when it comes to the Thunder and Spurs. The Lakers are too ruthless. They lost three games to us in the regular season at such a high level. Isn't this a joke? Isn't this deliberately making us happy?

George Karl is very autistic. He has coached the NBA for so many years, and he has never seen such a scene.

But if you haven't seen it, you haven't seen it. The game has to continue.

Although he is not a famous coach, he is still a veteran coach. If the surrender was announced in the first half of the game, it would be too shameful to spread it.

I can only bite the bullet and pin my hopes on the players to let them play well. At the same time, I also hope that Snoopy will stop accelerating towards a quadruple double.

However, pause back.

The Lakers replaced the starting lineup.

During the timeout, the Lakers also discussed whether to take care of the feelings of the people of Colorado and replace them with a substitute for a period of time, and the point difference was too big.

However, Kobe Bryant blocked Steve Nash's proposal with one sentence: I think the greatest respect for an opponent is to fight with all your might.

Forehead….

Does that mean... everyone disrespected the opponent during the regular season?

Black Mamba, you want to brush the data and just say it!

The world is already so difficult, and some things are no longer exposed.

Sure enough, after playing. As the number one finisher of the Lakers, the Black Mamba began to shoot frequently, but... the feel was not very good.

The amount of hammered iron has risen rapidly, and it is somewhat ironed in the direction of ferric oxide.

And that hurt Snoopy.

He can only keep going deep into the paint to grab offensive rebounds.

When he did this, George Karl had another headache. It was as if he were sailing the Pacific Ocean on a wrecked boat that was leaking everywhere, blocked one end and leaked the other.

Now Kobe has finally hit the iron, and the point difference has caught up a little bit.

However, Snoopy's rebounding data has skyrocketed again. As soon as I saw it, I ran to the four pairs.

Code, hard to guard against! !

George Karl felt that his heart was in a mess, he needed a little blank.

boom!

When Iguodala once again used the screen to enter the paint area, he took a drop shot facing the penalty area. However, still not escaping Snoopy's ruthless seal, he slapped the basketball to the backboard, and then bounced into Iguodala's hands.

The ninth block!!

The TNT commentary booth was full of excitement, and the audience in front of the TV was also extremely excited.

Although rebounds, assists, and points have not yet reached double figures. But for most people, as long as the Duke blocks a double, a quadruple double is a certainty.

At the same time, Iguodala, who picked up the rebound, broke into a cold sweat, and he quickly passed back to Ty Lawson.

Ty Lawson glanced at Steve Nash, the defender in front of him, his brains twitched, and he forced a breakthrough!

Nash really can't stop him, this guy is a small steel cannon.

Nash's defense is not very good, and he can't do anything to block it, there is no need for it.

Tonight, Snoopy opened a hot pot restaurant in the paint area, and many of the blocked shots got in like this. Even a team of defensive players Kobe Bryant gave way, plus Carlos Boozer, another big hole.

It is very easy for the Nuggets to rush in anyway.

When Ty Lawson rushed to the free throw line, he immediately realized the previous serial block, he hurriedly stopped, and then shot a jumper.

But at the moment when he sent the basketball with a jump shot, Snoopy in the penalty area flew across the air with a sudden volley... Pop!

The basketball that just flew up was slapped by Snoopy's finger to the opposite sky.

When the Staples Arena roared, the TNT commentary booth roared wantonly.

George Karl helplessly covered his fat face, then took a deep breath, telling himself to be calm, to be calm, and to learn to accept. Anyway, this is not the first time, the kid also took the quadruple-double from the Nuggets last time, but it was just another nightmare.

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The game time continued to advance in George Karl's state of wanting nothing, and the first half ended soon.

At this time, TNT has already begun to discuss Snoopy's data eagerly. They turned a deaf ear to the 21-point difference between the two teams, and they want to know how long it will take for Snoopy to make up the remaining 3 points, 3 assists and 2 rebounds. .

Now it's up to Kobe Bryant how long he can keep going, and how long the Denver Nuggets can resist declaring garbage time.

Kenny Smith said very seriously: This fully proves that Snoopy is the Nuggets killer. And... teams without superstars have no say in the playoffs!

I think the most important question in this series has changed from whether the Lakers can sweep to whether Snoopy can average a quadruple-double...

When Barkley said this, both Earl Johnson and Kenny Smith took a deep breath: This is too exaggerated. Could it be that after Snoopy turned the triple-double into bad street data, he wants to turn the quadruple-double into a big-budget?

It's not like this, how will those ancient superstars live? What does this make those data parties who satirize the past and the present?

Don't think I'm exaggerating. I have a basis for saying this. Because Snoopy's style of play is very restrained against Denver. Can you imagine, is Denver the team that hits the most baskets in the league? They are full of players. A bunch of talented players known for their physicality and jumping ability. These talented players rarely have the skills to score on the perimeter, they can only go deep into the paint.

And Snoopy's emergence back then was based on his blocking ability and shot-blocking ability. Although these years have gradually moved closer to an all-around superstar, I believe that as his physical coordination ability is fully developed, his shot-blocking ability must be better than before. stronger.

That's why he had 10 blocks in halftime. If Denver continues to play like this, Snoopy's block numbers will go up.

So, do you think I'm exaggerating when I say Snoopy averaged a quadruple-double this series?

Barkley said, it really makes a little sense.

When playing the Nuggets in the regular season, Snoopy blocked more shots than usual. At that time, Kobe was recovering from a long injury, and the Lakers still played loosely. Now, when Kobe comes back, Snoopy's position automatically moves inward. Coupled with the overall combat atmosphere, his block blocking was instantly top-notch.

If Snoopy averages a quadruple-double in the series, what will happen to his historical status? Kenny Smith gasped. At that moment, he strongly realized that he was witnessing the birth of an epoch-making superstar.

Barkley raised his head slightly, looked at the retired jerseys hanging above the Staples Arena at a forty-five-degree angle, and then slowly said: The superstar beyond Michael Jordan has finally appeared!

Forehead….

Although many people used to compare Snoopy with Michael Jordan, it has never been as real as it is now. Everyone really feels the threat of Duke Snoopy to the god of basketball.

After all, Michael has never averaged a triple-double, let alone three consecutive seasons.

Moreover, Snoopy has had two consecutive seasons of grand slams.

At his age, Jordan was still struggling to win the Eastern Conference title.

Perhaps... within five years, we will be able to make a conclusion on this matter. Barkley continued, he was extremely serious.

And the audience in front of the TV was also thinking: Five years? Is it enough?

enough!!!

Little Artest roared in the locker room. When he returned to the locker room, he told the team doctor that his thigh muscle seemed to be a little strained and he needed ice packs.

Then Big Beard and others started to work. They almost stuffed a bucket of ice cubes into Little Artest's crotch.

Expand with heat and contract with cold, do you understand? I'm almost turning into a caterpillar.

Little Artest stopped the further actions of his teammates while begging for mercy.

But the bearded man definitely let him go: Stop bragging, it's just a layer of skin anyway, it can't shrink into a negative number even if it expands with heat and shrinks with cold.

The two came and went, which was very funny.

This is already the routine of the Lakers locker room.

Snoopy sat next to him, and the Black Mamba was counting his playoff points on his fingers to see how far he was from Michael Jordan.

His career pursuit now has two remaining points: chasing Jordan and slapping Sharks in the face.

In contrast, Steve Nash's dream was much simpler. He leaned against the locker, thinking seriously in his head: What's for supper tonight? Can I win the championship this year?

He is as simple as the girl in the nursery rhyme, asking her mother every day: Will I become beautiful? Will I be rich?

Snoopy looked at the dynamics of Artest Jr. while listening to Mike Brown telling him that he was about to achieve a quadruple double.

To be honest, Duge really has no deliberate pursuit of data.

Everything is going with the flow and taking its course.

Whether it's a quadruple double or a triple double, as long as you can win.

Compared with the fun in the Lakers locker room, the Nuggets locker room was full of blood and blood.

Comrade George Karl stood in front of the tactical board and staged the roar of the head of state. If someone secretly filmed it and uploaded it to the Internet, it would soon become a classic material for ghost and animal videos.

He began to criticize the team's poor defense, then the poor shooting percentage, and then the incomprehensible basket rush.

He was so mad that he thought this team was playing shit.

How can you let your opponent lead so much? How can Snoopy run towards a quadruple-double?

Everyone, can you be a little bit aggressive? Work hard, struggle!!

George Karl clenched his fists and roared vigorously!

The players were confused.

Because they found that this thing doesn't seem to have much to do with hard work. The harder they work, the more they lead, and Snoopy's block data also rises sharply.

Could this be a question of tactics?

Anthony Randolph muttered in a low voice.

Then, he was DNPed.

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