Guard With a Knife
Nine hundred and fifty-seven: [The Lakers are strong and the Lakers are fierce]
If Snoopy's super quadruple-double shocked basketball fans and the media all over the world, it also made James, Durant and half of Westbrook sleepless. Well, the Lakers' massacre of the Denver Nuggets wiped cold sweat from the Eastern and Western teams aiming to win the championship.
When Mr. Gregg of San Antonio heard the news, he swears on the spot: Facco, it's too much! ! !
The Lakers were too good at pretending in the regular season. They played like a tour group for the elderly in the second half of the season. As a result, in the playoffs, without giving the slightest reaction, he just showed his sharp fangs and bit the Denver Nuggets' carotid artery abruptly!
Is it easy for George Karl? He has played basketball all his life, has he suffered such a fiasco?
Moreover, following this trend, fiascos and quadruple-doubles will follow.
While mourning the Nuggets, Popovich and members of the Spurs coaching staff just watched the video of the Lakers vs. Nuggets overnight.
How could Snoopy hold this troubled team together so tightly? Whether it is the parallel importers who were questioned before the start of the season, the rookie insider group, or the veteran group that was criticized, they are all like catkins in March in spring, flying all over the field, not only clingy, but also annoying! That's how the Nuggets' forward group was grinded to death.
The most important thing is, how can Kobe Bryant play so efficiently off the ball.
In the past, various teams thought that Snoopy and Kobe Bryant would not be able to score a single basketball if the two iron kings were put together. As a result, Snoopy played the art of quadruple doubles, and the Black Mamba became a one-on-one player without the ball. On the contrary, the old guys like Steve Nash, Baron Davis, and Jamison were so glamorous. Operation, the scalp of the show is numb.
Can we beat them?
Coming out of the team's video room, Popovich has more question marks than Baron Davis has on his beard.
In fact, such question marks also occurred in Miami, Oklahoma, Chicago and even Boston.
All teams aspiring to win the championship must accept this damn fact.
The Purple and Gold Legion is no longer the old-age tour group that says crazy wolf is an attitude.
They have now swelled to the point where a team as large as the Denver Nuggets is used to stuff their teeth. Isn't this for the championship?
It was sunny on April 21, but suddenly it rained heavily in Miami.
The air was filled with the sound of someone's heart breaking.
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As Game 2 against the Denver Athletics approached, the basketball world was still reeling from Snoopy's quadruple-double. Under the active publicity of Charles Barkley, Reggie Miller and others, Duke Snoopy has now become the only person who can overthrow Michael Jordan's historical status.
Before that, the media tried to hype Kobe and James, but they were far from each other.
However, with the birth of Snoopy, it has improved by leaps and bounds every year. Now he is firmly occupying the position of the first man in the league. Naturally, people have higher expectations for him. And this expectation is to surpass Jordan!
Barkley and Miller are the sufferers under Jordan's hands. They hope that someone will pull Michael down from the throne as soon as possible, so they are quite excited.
And when Michael Jordan was interviewed at a golf exhibition,
Quietly replied: I have two triples! He's not even close.
He said this very calmly.
However, Barkley kept emphasizing: Michael has a guilty conscience. Once he feels fear, he will subconsciously touch his nose. I know him too well. We must realize that Snoopy is threatening him now. Yes. After all, Snoopy’s sneaker sales have surpassed that of the Jordan brand, and his net worth has skyrocketed with the listing of Facebook. I can even say that apart from the number of championships, he has surrounded Michael in all directions!”
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Although Snoopy is the core figure of the incident, he has no interest in this discussion. Even when the reporter asked him about this matter before the game, he said helplessly: What I care more about now is that I I found a purchasing agent in China. I hope he can mail the teapot to Los Angeles as soon as possible, that Black Mamba guy is driving me crazy now.
God knows where Kobe got the news, he actually thinks the red clay pot and red goji berry are more suitable.
Isn't it... a rainy day with Dove?
Such messages always popped up in the duke's mind habitually, and he didn't know where they came from. It's as if the songs he wrote, seemed to exist in a certain time and space, and he just stretched out his hand to grab it, and it was so natural.
The game against the Denver Nuggets was nothing new, and the Athletics' forwards played sluggishly from the start. Although they were full of momentum, they automatically braked when they saw Snoopy running towards the penalty area: the mental pressure brought by the quadruple double was too great.
As a result, Snoopy and Whiteside frantically harvested rebounds in the paint.
The Lakers' best performer tonight was Steve Nash.
I don't know if it's because Snoopy gave him a brand new Siemens lawn mower. His shooting percentage from the three-point line tonight is more accurate than Korver who received the razor!
Lord Duke is holding back to play tonight. He really doesn’t want to prepare a record-breaking game for all the players on the team, all members of the coaching staff, and the caddies in the training hall who open the door for him and fetch him water every day. gift.
It's not about money.
Rather... it's really inconvenient to buy things here in the United States, and you have to prepare such a large quantity.
He would rather be like Davis, order a batch of red wine, and everyone will take it away after drinking, how refreshing.
And even though... His Excellency the Duke can restrain his performance tonight. He is still a super triple player with 22 points, 18 rebounds, 15 assists, 5 blocks and 3 steals in less than three quarters.
Looking at the NBA's dense data sheets, it actually broke the Lakers' triple-double record.
However, because the sensation of the triple-double is far less eye-catching than the quadruple-double.
So... the gift is gone.
But in the eager anticipation of little Artest and others, Snoopy still sang his famous song JUST-the-way-you-are in the locker room. The reason is that Whiteside's new girlfriend is a die-hard Snoopy fan, and she must ask him to fulfill this wish.
To be honest, His Excellency has suffered even more losses this time around.
Prepare gifts for everyone, up to 50,000 to 60,000 US dollars.
To sing a song, according to the price of a commercial performance, it would cost at least 300,000 yuan, which is still in US dollars!
Damn it, these gangsters don't know how to appreciate pop music, and they rap like a jammed machine gun all day long.
Doug feels at a loss.
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Meanwhile, the Nuggets are hopeless. George Karl sat in the press conference and dozed for a while, said nothing, then turned and left.
If it weren't for the contract restrictions, he would have resigned and left now. Anyway, he won't renew his contract next season, so why should he suffer?
Is it a human job to beat the Lakers?
Every game is a big fall behind at halftime, crashes in three quarters, and enters the garbage time of laughter and laughter in the fourth quarter.
It's all like a trick.
Moreover, it is obvious that the Lakers have not exerted their strength yet.
How to play this?
I sucked so hard that I didn't even touch the opponent's clothes, how could I play a duel with him?
Wouldn't it be better to lie flat and laugh at others?
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Although George Karl and the Nuggets were useless in Los Angeles, few people jumped out to criticize them back in Colorado.
There is no way, the strength gap is right in front of you.
It can be seen that the players have worked hard, but what is the use of hard work? Effort can only bring Snoopy a quadruple-double... In the second game, he hit the basket with a little less effort, and Snoopy immediately got only a triple-double.
well!
The greatest sorrow in the world is: fans hope that players will not work so hard, because the loss is smaller.
With the Athletics' third and fourth games at home in Denver, there was still no suspense.
In an arena with less than 70% attendance, the Lakers easily took away two away victories.
This made little Buss sigh in a fake way in the office: Alas! How come it's so difficult in the world to sell less tickets for a game?
In the eyes of his sister Jenny Buss, his sigh was 100% showing off and embarrassing.
Jenny Buss was against the deal at first, and she strongly protested the ceding of the shares. But, there is no way, she can't beat the old father. The old Buss made a complete decision, and then the young Buss took over smoothly. Now Jenny Buss has been completely ignored, and she is not even allowed to intervene in the business of the Los Angeles Sparks.
This kid is lucky. Jenny Buss always sighed like this, and she felt that her focus would be to go to Hollywood to hook up with those young fresh meats who hadn't become famous.
I have talked with the Zen master for so long about the platonic crutch love, and it is time to enjoy the life that a woman should have.
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The most successful thing the Denver Nuggets did in this series: They didn't let Snoopy Duke's series quadruple double. Their forward group very intelligently controlled their desire to attack the basket, which made Snoopy's block numbers fell off a cliff. In Game 2, he had just five blocks. In Game 3, he had just 6. In Game 4, he dropped to a dismal three. Oh! Perhaps I shouldn't have said that in the first place.
Barkley is an actor sometimes, and he actually put on a frustrated look on TV.
But then, he failed. Because he began to ask Shaquille O'Neal: Now, do you still think that the Lakers in 2001 are ten times stronger than the current Purple and Gold Army?
Well, I have to admit. This series made me look at them with admiration. O'Neal said with a big grin: So I need to modify the data a little bit. The Lakers in 2001 are only 5 times stronger than the current Lakers!
Although they swept the Nuggets by a big score. However, you must know that the Nuggets have no superstars, not even an All-Star this season. What a big deal in the playoffs.
And the Lakers' opponents in the next round are not ordinary. According to the current situation, the Thunder, which leads the Rockets 3:1, will soon complete the promotion. They have a complete lineup, and they have two superstars and an All-Star. team, not to mention they are still a strong defensive team. I think the Lakers will definitely suffer in the next round, and they will even play until Game 7!
Shark O'Neill said with good reason.
And the Oklahoma City he spoke of was dark. Many media in Goose City even publicly said: This is what O'Neill said, and it has nothing to do with us!
There is no way, the Zijin Army is too fierce. This team has gathered two of the most powerful revenge madmen in the league.
Whoever makes them unhappy for a minute, they have to make each other unhappy for a year.
In the past, the people in Goose City were ignorant and always provoked Snoopy. After being cheated several times and suffered a few losses, they also learned to be smart. They just wanted to be a low-key person and win low-key. Don't want to turn Snoopy into a Super Saiyan.
Moreover, now he has a historical paranoid, the Black Mamba, by his side. Once the two join forces, and let Kobe put the grievances with O'Neal into his pocket, the Thunder will not be shot by them with anger and lie down. Also shot!
Therefore, the people of Goose City will not bear this blame.
The old shark is not playing in this league now anyway, and he is used to talking with a big mouth, and he is not afraid of revenge from the two. But Goose City still has to live.
What's more, the former three Lei Ting young masters are now killing each other fiercely.
God knows how the third brother could be so reborn when he went to Houston. Not only did the European step become more weird, but he also practiced the retreat step to be more threatening. The most depressing thing is that his touch-porcelain shots are getting more and more demonic.
It made the eldest brother and the second brother very passive.
And at this time, the fans of Goose City will always pull out the detonator Presti and whip the corpse: Is it worthwhile to save those millions? Wherever you squeezed out, even if it was an amnesty for Perkins? Why are you so stingy!
Well now, a strong enemy is coming.
Only two of the three are left, and the first round is still in the civil war, and the Rockets are still playing really fucking chicken thieves. Under the leadership of the third, they are all like bowling balls. Just fell to the ground.
It made the boss and the second want to die. If I knew this, it would be great to keep Harden and engage with the Lakers.
Although, the Thunder still has the confidence to fight against the Zijin Army.
However, if the third brother is here, the odds of winning will definitely be better!
While the Thunder were saddened by Harden's departure, Snoopy focused on the Spurs-Warriors game.
The Spurs are now leading 3:1.
Although the Golden State Warriors played very well, Steve Curry and Klay Thompson can be called sharp shots, but the experienced Spurs controlled the rhythm, abruptly dragged the Warriors into the swamp, and then used their rich experience to easily resolve the situation. .
Their promotion is in sight.
Basically it is 4:1 without any suspense.
On the second day after the Lakers advanced, the Miami Heat of the Eastern team also advanced in a sweeping posture: Although they did not kill the Atlanta Hawks as smoothly as the Purple and Gold, they did not make a super shocking move like a quadruple double. But it is also a real 4:0.
This allows them to show the momentum of the top seed in the East, even though they are ranked second in the regular season.
Corresponding to this is the Bulls. The Bulls were defeated by the little-known Bucks in the first game of the first round. Although it has won three games in a row, the internal problems exposed still exist, and they are even getting worse. Howard has complained publicly in the media that he is completely dissatisfied with his shot rights.
And Tom Thibodeau expressed the hope that Howard will focus on the team. Moreover, he believes that Howard's back injury has not fully healed, and he should not frequently play singles with the ball.
However, Dwight and his team think they have no problem.
He's in contract year now.
well!
Snoopy sighed, the thing he didn't want to see finally happened.
The results of the other series are: Indiana Pacers 2:2 Brooklyn Nets, New York Knicks 3:1 Boston Celtics. Memphis Grizzlies: 2:2 Los Angeles Clippers.
Judging from the situation, the Pacers, Nets, Grizzlies, and Clippers are evenly matched, and they all have the possibility of advancing. But they all exposed their shortcomings, and it was difficult to make it past the second round of the playoffs.
On the contrary, this year's New York Knicks have shown a bit of revival momentum. Since Duke Snoopy's journey to the west, the Knicks seem to have escaped Monkey King from Wuzhi Mountain. Under the leadership of Carmelo Anthony, the Knicks are getting better and better. The trident of Demire and Tyson Chandler finally worked out their chemistry.
Now they have been able to push the Celtics to the ground and beat them up, which shows how strong they are.
Therefore, the current New York fans are still very happy.
Of course, this happiness is not to mention the names of Donny Walsh and Snoopidoo.
Their joy turns to frustration at the mention of Snoopy.
And when it comes to Donny Walsh, they curse. Some irascible black guys on the street will even take out the pistol on their belt and gesture to you.
Donny Walsh has long been a curse for New York!
Anyone who mentions him deserves a beating.
It's like running to the black guy and saying 'that'.
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