Guard With a Knife

The whole world knows that Snoopy is very strong, and everyone knows that Kobe Bryant was very strong.

But now, they really haven't seen this scene.

In the third quarter, Snoopy and Kobe were like two armed robbers brazenly rushing into the Energy Arena, shouting to all the Thunder players and 20,000 home fans: Give up resistance, you are already surrounded.

At first, everyone thought they were crazy.

But in the end, with their lawlessness and indiscriminate coverage, they did.

Goose City was breached in this way.

To everyone's surprise. In everyone's established cognition, this is even a vicious battle in which Thunder has the upper hand. How... the Lakers just produced a pair of guards and blew them up?

TNT's commentary has long since changed from Kobe and Snoopy's unreasonable fights to Long live Kobe's father, long live the Duke's father.

As far as this competition is concerned, Zijin Shuangqiang is worthy of any praise.

20 points in a single quarter was originally the repertoire of superstars, but now, the two scored 20 points each. And the hit rate is still so high, the most magnificent duo single quarter performance in NBA history.

Does the fourth quarter make sense?

When Earl Johnson asked such a question, one can imagine how low the morale of the Thunder was.

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After the start of the fourth quarter, the Thunder organized a wave of shocks, and they were still trying to recover the point difference.

However, he was turned away by Snoopy leading the bench.

It was little Artest who crushed the hope of Goose City.

Little Artest played like steel against other teams, referred to as Gangtai.

But why is it so comfortable when you hit Thunder? Bow outside the three-point line, gallop in the paint, and show off a pull-up jumper from the free throw line.

It's like the black mamba possessed in the third quarter.

So... naturally, the Thunder raised the white flag with five minutes left in the fourth quarter.

They couldn't fight anymore. Zijin Shuanggun shattered the momentum of the home court with their lawless offensive in the third quarter. In the fourth quarter, Artest played the role of a stirrer to extinguish the last hope. What a mess.

Sweep just sweep.

It's also good to make a salted fish.

Go to the fucking championship dream!

Durant left the arena with his head drooping before the whistle sounded at the end of the game, and a few fans crowded both sides of the player tunnel to cheer him on. But in fact, he could see that several children were holding Snoopy's jerseys, and they came to get the Duke's signature later.

He stretched out his hand with a wry smile, gave them a few high-fives in a perfunctory manner, then walked back to the dressing room, took a shower, changed clothes, and headed home.

He doesn't want to be interviewed by any reporters anymore, and he doesn't want to have any more postgame wrap-up meetings with the team.

Pointless.

The pre-playoff ambitions faded away with Snoopy and Bryant's third-quarter attack. This is not a question of will to fight, but a question of common sense: how does the AK47 collide with the atomic bomb? The Lakers have no good intentions at all this year. They pretended to be crazy and stupid in the regular season, but in the playoffs they were really deadly.

Sweeping the Nuggets in the first round, they still hide their strength! How unfathomable it is.

‘Snoopy, please be human and stop playing your opponents like this, okay? How much strength do you have, can't you show it all at once? Why give the opponent an empty joy! ! ! '

When Durant was waiting for the red light on the way home, he couldn't help but took out his mobile phone, skillfully switched to the small number, and typed this line.

It rained suddenly in Goose City in May, and it crackled on his glass.

His car radio switched to the Chinese channel for some reason, and singing came out from it: the cold rain slapped randomly on his face, and the warm tears mixed with the cold rain. The colors in front of you are suddenly covered up, and your shadow lingers around you mercilessly. You are like an executioner betraying me, my heart seems to be brutally slaughtered by a bayonet...

Although I can't understand what it is singing.

But Adu thinks this song fits his current mood very well.

So, he listened all the way.

By the time I got to the door, another song had already started playing on the radio: I should be under the car, not in the car...  

Then he turned off the engine and walked into the living room.

As soon as I turned on the TV, I saw Snoopy and Black Mamba showing their love on TV.

If it weren't for me, he would definitely not be so crazy in the third quarter. He still wants to solve the problem in a conventional way, but I advise him to indulge himself.

No. Kobe should thank me. If I hadn't given him the touch, he wouldn't be crazy at all...

Snapped!

Durant slammed the TV and smashed it: Fuck, I got hurt during the game, will I still get hurt after the game?

The answer is: yes.

Even if he smashed the TV, the all-pervasive media still had enough channels to let him know how shocking the sky-defying massacre of the Purple and Gold Double Guns last night was, and how many historical records were broken.

All the media seemed to have been beaten with chicken blood. It had been too long since they had seen such an arrogant way of ruling. Snoopy and Kobe, they arrogantly harvested the resentment and disobedience of the Thunder team, just like the wheels of history rolling away, crushing them in the dust.

From the 20,000 fans who made scalp-numbing shouts and pressure at the beginning, to the few fans who were afraid of traffic jams and stared numbly at the 26-point difference at the end.

The Lakers conquered Oklahoma in the most tyrannical way possible.

Overwhelming praise frantically poured into the City of Angels, and Snoopy and Kobe Bryant were even called the only combination that could surpass Jordan Pippen.

Such praise swept through San Antonio, Chicago, and Miami like a whirlwind.

If the sweep of the last round proved that the Lakers have the strength to challenge the championship.

Then the hurricane in the third quarter of the factory game seemed to remind these three teams: You should weigh yourself in advance, whether you have enough strength to compete with the Lakers.

The Zijin Legion's positioning instantly changed from a competitor to a strong defender. After all, they killed the Thunder with 60 wins in the regular season, the second in the Western Conference, like a machete cutting tofu.

Even though the series isn't over yet, is there still suspense? Is it possible for the Thunder to bring the game back to Oklahoma?

Even Shaquille O'Neal had to change his tune: Well, I now admit that this Lakers team is about half as strong as the Lakers team in 2001.

Sharks have never been good at math.

But the few data he listed are enough to prove from the side that the Zijin Army has changed its position in everyone's minds through these games: Before the start of the playoffs, the old Shark claimed that the Lakers in 2001 were 10 times stronger than the current Zijin Army. After sweeping the Nuggets in the first round of the playoffs, he said he was five times better. Now, after the Thunder's home game, it has doubled again.

In other words, the current Purple and Gold Army is five times stronger than the regular season Purple and Gold Army!

Uh..., it's no wonder that the San Antonio coaching staff is terrified, and the Big Three of the Miami Heat are out of their minds.

As for Chicago, their media inexplicably began to discuss how much they lost in that deal: because with Snoopy's strength, the draft picks traded by the Lakers have become worthless. Secondly, Howard is so tossing with the team now, he probably won't renew his contract next season. In other words, the Lakers just exchanged Snoopy and Boozer with Gasol and Howard's one-year usage rights.

This is so... so bad that it exploded.

Why did it say that the bulls made money at the beginning, but their strength did not fall but rose?

Raise a chicken feather. If it weren't for Snoopy's release of water in the regular season, he would not have won the first place in the Eastern Conference at all. Moreover, judging from the antagonism Howard is creating within the team, it is not easy to surpass the Heat.

Once you can't win the championship, you will lose to grandma's house.

And now, there's little hope.

Therefore, there are endless regrets and regrets floating in the sky of Illinois. Even though the series is still going on, the frustration is already on the paper.

For the Bulls owner Reinsdorf, he was so angry that he vomited blood. The decline in the team's market value is very obvious. This has been happening since September last year... Those capitals don't recognize the league's first book strength at all, they only recognize Snoopy.

I knew this... Why did you trade Derrick Rose in the first place? What kind of brainstorming did I do to think about using my American thinking to speculate on Snoopy? Snoopy is not a selfish person at all.

Look at the current Lakers, what the Bass family has earned. Although they cut off most of the equity. But... the increase in market value has completely paid off.

Moreover, according to the current trend of the Lakers, it will continue to rise. They surpassed the market value of the New York Knicks before this year's All-Star, and now they are running at 1.5 times the market value of the Knicks.

Once the Lakers win the championship, it will be easy... Reinsdorf didn't dare to think about it at all, his heart couldn't bear the stimulation at all.

Speaking of which, isn't the owner of the Knicks and Miami not angry?

They are also a blood loss.

Who would have thought... the Lakers would take advantage of the going around.

Moreover, old Buss is really scheming. He even took the initiative to cut meat and tied Snoopy with equity: Why didn't I think of it at the beginning.

For Reinsdorf, he had to know that he could do this, and he cut his flesh at that time. Without any hesitation, although the whole world knows that he is Grandet, he is not stupid.

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When the news that the Lakers' twin stars broke through the Thunder's home court spread like the plague, the little Duke was playing with the latest lawn mower, and he planned to mow his lawn.

Because he was really depressed.

After finally looking forward to Daphne's return, it turned out... her menstrual period.

He can only enjoy his mouth, although the feeling of being charged makes him extremely happy. But the so-called first-time raw, second-time cooked, after a few more times, the efficiency of this stimulation also plummeted.

After all, no matter how bugs collide, they must be subject to the jurisdiction of human psychological thresholds.

And when Snoopy heard that Daphne was going to Orlando to inspect rookies the day after tomorrow, his depression could only be vented on the grass in the back garden.

Compared with Duke Snoopy, he can't get it.

The Black Mamba is kind of... wanting to go but can't.

When he got home, Vanessa was overjoyed. Vanessa watched the reports on TV, then watched the third quarter. She was intrigued by the fierce Kobe Bryant. She said that she had studied human genetics and said that men were most likely to give birth to boys under these conditions.

Anyway, it doesn't matter whether there is any scientific basis for this.

Anyway, Mrs. Ke just wanted to try.

Just try it, and repeatedly make various requests. In the early morning, in the evening, at noon, at the dawn of dawn... After all, I want Kobe to transfer his viciousness towards Thunder to her.

Woman, thy name is Greed! !

If it weren't for the two and a half days of rest, Kobe really didn't want to serve him.

But there is no way, in order to have a son, he can only be at the mercy of Vanessa.

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The third matchup is coming soon.

After three days of psychological construction, the Thunder team finally regained their fighting spirit and courage, and showed the spirit of 'never sit still'.

If Daphne's menstrual period does not come, they may really have a chance to win the round. Because Kobe Bryant, who was overworked to give birth to a son, was a bit imaginary: after all, he was thirty-four years old, and he couldn't stand the toss of a Mexican woman.

And their bitter master Artest also failed to show his bravery tonight, and showed his chaotic cloak style of play.

But... the depressed Snoopy broke out.

He scored 12 points in the first quarter, which was quite satisfactory, and only 13 points were recorded in the second quarter.

But in the third quarter, when the Thunder and Juniors tried to overtake the score, Lord Duke showed his power. From the time he hit the second three-pointer of the game at the top of the three-point arc, it was followed by the third, fourth, fifth, sixth, and seventh.

Six unreasonable three-pointers in a single quarter made the Thunder's efforts come to naught.

It also made Charles Barkley once again say in full makeup in the commentary: Duke Snoopy never competes in the fourth quarter.

Such words are undoubtedly the biggest harm to Thunder fans.

But so what?

They can only think in their minds: If only... if James Harden was still on the team, how good it would be. Maybe we can overthrow the Lakers.

So, 'if' is a good thing.

If can allow people to still have enough room for reverie and self-comfort when witnessing a fiasco.

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The third game was won without any risk, although everyone knows that Snoopy's outbreak cannot be owned in every game. But...the Black Mamba can't go 3-of-15 every night.

Therefore, despite this game, the Lakers only won by 13 points, the smallest margin in the entire series.

But everyone is still optimistic that the Zijin Army will break into the Western Conference Finals with a sweeping attitude.

They would also be one of the four fastest teams to reach the Finals in the 2013 playoffs.

In contrast, San Antonio is still struggling with the Memphis Grizzlies who defeated the Clippers. They have already tied 2:2 in the early start, and the Tianwangshan battle will soon be on.

The Heat in the East are slightly better, they are currently leading 3:1.

The Chicago Bulls are a little depressed. They are currently only leading 2:1. Since they lost a home game in the first three games, critics now generally believe that they will even have to go through six games or even seven games to resolve the battle.

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