Guard With a Knife

With Tracy McGrady and Allen Iverson joining the Lakers nursing home at the buzzer, the Lakers instantly jumped to become the team with the oldest average age in the league today.

Steve Jackson, Ron Artest, Baron Davis, Allen Iverson, Kobe Bryant, Tracy McGrady, Steve Nash This whole thing is Ragnarok, nostalgic stars Great gathering, the Sunset Red Singing Group hits another peak!

This makes watching the Lakers game seem to be politically correct in the minds of old fans.

After all, this team has gathered a lot of famous people from 1999 to 2006. When old fans give advice, they always say: What are the current stars? Huddle together at every turn. When we watched it back then, it was called a turmoil. Everyone is a hero, everyone is a hero.

Now, this group of half-old men are all gathered under Duge's command, and they are even more excited.

After all, this is not some peak grouping. This is the re-employment of old colleagues.

Although it is said that the Lakers' schedule after the All-Star Game is relatively difficult, losing three or four games in a row.

But for the old fans, they are full of confidence. In front of the new fans, the attitude is still arrogant, all kinds of awesome: what is this? You don't know how powerful these old men are, can you listen to what those experts say? Did they say that Snoopy couldn't make it to the All-Stars?

But the young fans didn't take it seriously. The more these old guys point the country like this, the more they are leveraged.

Can those guys be the same as Snoopy? Our Lord Duke is a superstar among superstars. In the game between Iverson and the Mavericks, he was even knocked to the ground by Jason Terry. You actually said that he Is the crossover king of nba??

And Tracy McGrady, he was blocked by John Henson of the Bucks three times in a row. I still remember it vividly.

Now the Lakers are supported by Nick Young.

Forehead….

It is indeed the case.

When Kobe Bryant was still on maternity leave in Los Angeles, the Duke now seemed to be an old cadre who had retired to the second line.

Every game is a fake starter.

Then the game is completely handed over to Nick Young and Giannis to dominate.

By the way, I also train veterans... You say it's annoying or not, other teams are training rookies, but the Lakers are good, let a group of veterans go to the recovery competition.

Every game, the two Iverson and McGrady, who have a basic salary of 400,000, run like grandsons.

They were originally full of fat, but now they turned into muscles visible to the naked eye.

Bill Simmons even bragged in his column: The Duke is simply the best psychological counselor in the world. Look at the Lakers now, Iverson's dark circles are gone, Tracy McGrady's fat is gone. They are full of positive spirit in every game, and the entire Lakers team is full of warm positive energy.

Well, the poisonous Mr. Simmons has completely turned from a black dog to a dog fan.

Nowadays, public opinion is no longer the scene of verbal criticism in the past, it has long since turned into a posture of Long live Snoopy, the Duke Dog is invincible. Even, more and more people say that Doug has surpassed Jordan back then, even though he did nothing.

The media's questioning of Snoopy has long been changed into a denial of his personal ability...whether he can lead this team full of veterans to win the championship again. He's got two championship rings, actually since he entered the league: He's never missed a Finals. But this year it looks a bit more mysterious.

With consecutive losses in the All-Star Game, the Lakers' record has even slipped to seventh in the Western Conference. This also made the volume of the media louder. After all, other strong teams are making great strides, and only the defending champion is sinking. It can't be justified! !

Interestingly, however.

Hum Ha's two generals, Bass Jr. and Kupchak, who are far away in Los Angeles, brought another wave of new performances at this juncture.

Kupchak appeared in front of the media pretending to be extremely sad, and his exaggerated performance made the Thunder, the second in the Western Conference, want to hack him to death.

Ah! What should we do? Why did we suddenly become so depraved? When I saw such a record ranking, I trembled all over. I was in cold sweat on a hot day, and my hands and feet were cold. Hell is empty and the devil is in the world. Can this season be better? We What should I do to escape the current predicament, tears flowed down... If this continues, we are facing one of the two best teams in the Western Conference.

Forehead…

Even Los Angeles fans thought the dog was a little too much for the general manager.

This isn't something to please and act like a good boy, it's just a beating.

However, Kupchak is far from reaching the pinnacle of being underwhelmed. The management of the Zijin Army is still higher than the other, and there are even more weird ones. Little Buss quickly ran out to refresh what is called extreme operation.

Maybe... it's my fault. If we don't make the playoffs this season, I will shave my hair, and I will tattoo my face in Chinese: Regret and handsome!

It's all my fault, it's all my damn, alluring, nowhere-placed charm.

Forehead…

Even Doug wanted to give him two punches.

But there is no way, this is the atmosphere of the Lakers now. Whether it's the management or the fans. They are very confident in their hearts. Even if the team is losing like something now, they still smile happily and even express self-effacingly: We are at this level. In the playoffs, please be light and cruel, win less when you lose, and just don't get swept away.

Are you saying that you are angry or not?

Lakers fans have had more fun these days than encouraging the Black Mamba to make a difference off the court.

The family problems of the Lakers veteran who played nearly 17 seasons suddenly became the target of everyone's attention.

After all, they have already won 6 championship rings.

Are you going to have a boy too?

If the Lord Duke is still born in front, that would be bad.

Recently... the news about the duke's wedding of the century has become more and more shadowy. The reporter has photographed those former duke girls going to the bridal shop to buy bridesmaid's clothes more than once, which makes the media very puzzled: but they have to admit, The scandal entanglement in the past few years is indeed that public opinion wronged Snoopy.

If Snoopy is really a playboy, how could it be possible for all the rumored girlfriends to be so blessed on his wedding and rush to be a bridesmaid. This is so unscientific.

There has never been such a miraculous man in human history.

Therefore, even though there was no evidence to prove the Duke's innocence, he was still pardoned.

Now when everyone talks about the Duke, they will always add a prefix of 'pure'.

To be honest, Snoopy himself was rather embarrassed by this.

However, Allen Iverson obviously doesn't think so.

It has been 2 months since Iverson joined the Lakers, although the Lakers' record has always been hovering on the edge of the playoffs because of his arrival.

However, Iverson himself is a lot stronger. It was in stark contrast to the sluggish look when he first arrived.

To be honest, at first he thought that the Lakers locker room with Wu Sheng, Jr. Artest, and the bearded captain must be a mess, with all kinds of 18 forbidden topics. It will definitely be quite happy.

Now, however, he only drinks milk when he goes to the bar.

Moreover, he was singled out with Snoopy almost every day. By the way, Greek monsters and Nick Young are also added.

This hastened his physical recovery.

Although it will never be possible to return to the peak state, at least it is not the previous sluggish posture.

Snoopy is the most decent player I have ever seen. He makes the locker room atmosphere of the Lakers fun and positive. I like being here. There is no hierarchy, there is no distinction between up and down, everyone can take him. Make unscrupulous jokes. Even if he is the most powerful and richest basketball player in the world.

I will never believe the bad rumors about him.

Iverson went on to say: I was touched by how focused he was on love.

Forehead….

Shortly after Iverson finished speaking, the Los Angeles media captured the news that the Duke met at least seven of the Duke's ladies in Beverly Hills.

But now people don't think about anything else. Instead, I was guessing: Is the Duke's wedding getting closer?

Compared with the Lakers, they are playing brother basketball with no record pressure to their heart's content and happiness.

The Big Four in Miami Beach started a frantic harvest of victories. This season, they are completely heading for the regular season winning record.

After the All-Star Game, they have won an astonishing 17 consecutive victories, and they are still continuing to soar.

The hatred of the four superstars for the Duke supported their unity. Dwight Howard, the troublemaker, was subdued by Pat Riley in Miami... Yes, when the fortune teller watched the team flourish, he paid again It's like... It's like watching the team go to the championship trophy in 2006, and he immediately kicked Stan Van Gundy away as the coach. Now Spoelstra has been relegated to assistant coach,

Pat Riley couldn't wait to break the regular season victory record, and at the same time once again won the O'Brien trophy to prove his dignity as the ace godfather.

As of now, the Heat have only lost 5 games.

They are far ahead of all other opponents in the rankings of major predictions, and even in the odds offered by bookmakers.

After all, they have the Big Four! ! Three of them rank among the top five in the league's strength list, the NBA's No. 1 center, No. 1 shooting guard, and No. 1 small forward. The weight of three firsts is enough to make people frightened.

Especially this year the Lakers are completely not doing business properly. Let Nick Young play singles all day long, let the Greek monsters do whatever they want, and the group of veterans who get a basic salary, what kind of squandering the team?

Some media even believe that even if Snoopy is fully fired in the playoffs, it will be difficult to lead the team to the Western Conference Finals.

Some radicals even said that if the Zijin Army does not get serious again, they may not even make the playoffs.

When these arguments are combined.

Some teams that were still in awe of the Lakers have also begun to drift. For example, the Los Angeles Clippers have a group of elite players such as Chris Paul, Turkoglu, Blake Griffin, jj Redick, Barnes, Jamal Crawford, and DeAndre Jordan.

After all, they are now ranked fourth in the West, and the head coach is Doc Rivers from the Celtics.

Is it an elite configuration for the championship?

Therefore, the new owner of the Clippers, Mr. Ballmer from Microsoft, was tough: We have to rearrange the seats for the Los Angeles team.

Having just won seven consecutive victories, they are full of confidence, thinking that they can overthrow the fortress of the old world.

They are ambitious, and DeAndre Jordan even claimed: All we have lost is the shackles!

Can go to you.

At that time, Artest Jr. responded.

Then beat the gongs and drums, and the Zijin Legion is ready to fight to bring order out of chaos!

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