Guard With a Knife

When Doug woke up again, it was already the next morning, the sun was pouring in through the floor-to-ceiling windows, and the room was bright.

What surprised and frightened him was that... he had no clothes covering his whole body, and his right hand, left foot, and right foot were tied to three corners of the bed... In fact, there were traces of binding on his left hand, but it had been removed down.

Hey. What happened?

Doug pulled and shook hard, trying to break free from the binding, but the binding was too tight, and he couldn't escape from the bed after moving for nearly five minutes.

He started yelling, Anyone? Selena!!

The house was empty and there was no response.

This got him into great trouble. He even wondered if something happened to Selena.

His head began to try to recall what happened last night. At that time, his consciousness was very vague, but he could clearly feel that he was in a very comfortable and ambiguous atmosphere, and his body was also strongly stimulated by that atmosphere. 'Stimulation', like having a beautiful spring...dream! !

Doug quickly raised his head and looked around.

The sheets were neat and tidy, and there was no sign of a war.

But... what happened?

Doug twisted his body, and he found that he seemed to be much more flexible than before. He tried to turn sideways and use his left hand to untie the rope of his right hand.

This action is not difficult for ordinary people, but it is an insurmountable gap for Duge.

But... today.

Duge succeeded, he actually completed the 'difficult' movement of twisting his body, and he also untied the rope of his right hand with his left hand.

Then, he sat up again and untied the ropes from his feet.

He hurriedly put on a pair of pants casually, and went to Selena immediately.

But... no one was found.

Breakfast and a note were left on the dining table.

Forgive me for adding sleeping pills to champagne.

I must admit I have eccentricities,

I'm obsessed with your body.

So last night, I carefully visited and kissed every inch of your skin. This made my spiritual world very satisfied.

Um? ?

Doug touched his crotch subconsciously. Selena's every inch of skin made him have a bad idea.

He hurriedly looked down, and there was a line of words crossed out below, but after careful examination, he could vaguely see the content above: I have liked to eat Alps since I was a child. But this is the first time I have eaten... …it makes me… ashamed…”

Goodbye. Snoopy!! I will not destroy your relationship with Miley Cyrus. Tonight's game, you must work hard! I will pray for you in Los Angeles!

Doug read the note.

He finally figured out what was going on in his subconscious mind.

Am I being molested?

Doug muttered to himself.

Then bow your head and eat breakfast. Anyway, protein needs to be replenished.

In the process of eating breakfast, he turned on the TV, which happened to be the TNT channel.

This upcoming Chinese derby has received a very strong media promotion from the NBA.

Because, this is the real Chinese derby: now Duge and Yao Huang are the tactical core of the two teams respectively. Both of them are cricket stars, so they are equal, and this kind of confrontation can be more eye-catching.

However, TNT's angle is clearly a little different. Their reporter interviewed Joey Dorsey and Ron Artest: They are Dug's past template and current template respectively.

Ron Artest was traded to the Houston Rockets this summer. This deal was once called the heaviest deal of the offseason.

Everyone thinks that the Houston Rockets, which once won 22 consecutive victories last season, can form a duo with the Los Angeles Lakers after acquiring Ron Artest. After all, they have Yao Huang, McGrady, and the famous coach A Delman.

However, as of this season, they are still the tail of the top three in Texas. Ranked sixth in the West.

The reason is that Tracy McGrady was injured again. This top swingman who once covered up Kobe Bryant's edge has been suffering from back injuries, waist injuries, shoulder injuries and knee injuries in recent seasons. , he has not played even a full-time season.

I don't seem to be qualified to judge him anymore? Joey Dorsey from the University of Memphis accepted the reality very calmly when facing the camera: He has improved too fast. He is now an elite player in the NBA. People would have believed him when he was called a poor man's Joey Dorsey.

There was a helpless wry smile on the corner of his mouth.

Now Doug is already a core player in Miami, and even completed an epic quadruple-double performance in Denver last week. On the other hand, since the start of the new season, I have played a total of one game, and the rest of the time is either on the bench or sent to NBDL.

The fate of the two has no intersection at all.

Now Doug's name is more often discussed with Derrick Rose. In fact, in the November Rookie of the Month, he has already squeezed out Rose to become the Eastern Rookie of the Month.

After Joey Dorsey disappeared from the TV screen, Ron Artest appeared in the TNT studio.

He calmly watched Joey Dorsey's interview. At this time, Charles Barkley asked him: Ron, your teammates seem to have no confidence at all?

No way. Artest shrugged his shoulders: You know, Joey Dorsey can't even play an official game, so he's full of self-doubt now. I think, after a while, permission will be more a little better.

Okay. Before we get into the basketball side of things. I want to ask you a non-basketball question. Do you think it's credible for Snoopy to beat Kenyon Martin, Chris Anderson and JR Smith in the locker room? Now a lot of media are discussing this matter.” Kenny Smith asked the veteran NBA brawl expert about this gossip issue that the basketball circle has been concerned about recently.

To be honest, I don't think Snoopy can defeat Kenyon Martin in an indiscriminate fight. Martin is a man who has learned boxing. Snoopy can last three rounds under his hands. It is a great victory. So I don’t even believe the punctuation when it comes to what’s being reported in the media right now.”

So. Charles Barkley quickly said, Do you think you can kill Snoopy in a few rounds?

Maybe one round, maybe two rounds. Ron Artest was extremely confident on this issue: But he will definitely not last the third round.

But... Ben Wallace once claimed that Snoopy's strength surprised him. He said that Snoopy had at least 70% of his power at his peak, or even 80%. Earl Johnson was full of bad water, and he deliberately mentioned Ben Hua Lacey's name.

The whole world knows that during the battle at the Palace of Auburn Hills, Artest was discouraged in front of Ben Wallace. Under Ben Wallace's pushing and shoving, he voluntarily backed down and lay down on the technical table to calm his mind. Then... when the fans provoked him, he rushed to the auditorium without hesitation and fought with the soft persimmon.

Ben Wallace is not an authority. Artest curled his lips and said disapprovingly, His strength doesn't seem to have anything to boast about.

Then what do you think of the fact that Slam Dunk impurities define his latest template as you? He and you do have a lot in common. You both have strong bodies and excellent defense...

Kenny Smith didn't finish his sentence.

Ron Artest couldn't wait to shake his hand: No, no, no. He is completely different from me. I have shooting ability, and my flexibility and flexibility are far better than his. His template should be this Wallace, get it? They have the same court position, the same scoring ability, the only difference is that Snoop Dogg didn’t burn an afro.”

OK, one last question. If you guard him tomorrow night, how many points do you think he'll score against you? Kenny Smith asked.

0 points! Ron Artest's answer was decisive: I can even bet you that if he can score more than 15 points under the defense of me and Sean Battier, I will follow Charles to find a goal. Donkey tongue kiss!

Ha ha ha ha!

TNT's live broadcast room was full of laughter, everyone was laughing forward and backward, beating their chests and stamping their feet.

I said Ron, you are so bad. This is a gamble with no risk at all. Snoopy has only averaged 6.9 points per game so far this season. He can't even make a layup. You actually set the threshold Set it to twice that, which is the same as my probability of winning the lottery tonight. Kenny Smith suggested after laughing: I think you should lower the standard to 7 points, so that It is more sincere.

Oh, no. I won't be fooled by you! After all, I bet on kissing a donkey's tongue. I won't simply kiss a jackass' ass like Charles did. Ron Artest insisted own previous principles.

Dug watched the TV blankly, and then his cell phone rang.

When the phone was answered, it was Pat Riley calling.

Have you watched the TNT talk show? If you don't even get 15 points tonight, I will think you have disgraced all Chinese people.

Patrait stimulated Doug with words.

Doug stretched, and he felt better than ever.

The Chinese are very good at black players kissing donkeys. Whether it's hip kisses or tongue kisses. Duge's answer was relaxed and firm.

15 marks?

Doug thinks this will not be a difficult task, even if the defenders facing tonight are the famous Sean Battier and Ron Artes, who won the league's best defensive player as an outside player special.

Because he found that his ability to control his body has improved to another level. Although his upper body is still stiff, his coordination ability is much better. At least I can use my left hand to untie the rope when my feet are tied to my right hand.

Just for this action, putting it on the court can definitely make the layup action more varied, and the ability to finish at the basket will definitely be stronger.

So, he hung up the phone and rushed to the arena immediately.

He couldn't wait to accept the results of last night's 'beautiful dream'.

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