Guard With a Knife

Listen, there are only two types of women. Those who can play mahjong and those who can't.

In the evening, Lao Du sat at the dining table and told Westbrook, Stephen Curry and Duger beside him in broken English. They were eating dinner specially delivered from a restaurant.

The taste is similar to that eaten by the paparazzi outside squatting in the cold wind.

The reason why the current situation inside and outside the house tends to be the same is because of those women who are playing mahjong.

Several media outlets couldn’t bear it and withdrew first, their bodies couldn’t take it anymore, and they also realized that… In addition to figuring out who won and lost money every day, there will be no more excitement screen occurs.

Of course, there are still resolute paparazzi standing guard outside. They believe that the matter will never end like this, unless these female stars have nothing to do with Duke Snoopy. Just like the rumors, Duke Snoopy is actually an innocent first-timer who works hard and never touches himself!

However, things really let them down.

For three days in a row, the four princesses did not quarrel. They showed up at the Duke's house every morning and left late at night. Among them, Taylor Swift and Rihanna once went out for half a day to participate in a commercial performance, but as soon as the commercial performance was over, they immediately returned to the table... It seems to have become a law, even if it is Christmas Eve, Snoopy's Mom, Taylor Swift, Miley Cyrus and Karlie Kloss are still at the table.

To be honest, the day-to-day content has already made the paparazzi lurking outside in the cold wind lose their patience, and each of them couldn't help feeling annoyed that they missed all the big news in the past two days. Madonna and her little boyfriend blamed each other on the streets of New York, and made a parting speech on the same day. Scarlett Johansson and Anne Hathaway broke out again. They attacked each other in the game between the Lakers and the Celtics. In the end, Scarlett Johansson was even invited out by security.

And this also became the highlight of the Lakers vs. Celtics. No one even paid attention to the verbal confrontation between Kobe Bryant and Kevin Garnett after the game.

I'm not on the same side as her. I will never pretend to say something cold and arrogant, and then privately hook up with other people's boyfriends. She is such a woman, and everyone knows that she has two skins.

Scarlett Johansson remained fuming as she was interviewed from the sidelines. The two of them sat next to Nicholson, a veteran Hollywood actor, and they all came to watch the game in the mood of celebrating Christmas, until Nicholson and Anne Hathaway talked about Snoopy. Nicholson still has high expectations for Snoopy joining the Lakers. In fact, he represents the aspirations of some Lakers fans.

Since the last battle in Los Angeles,

The Snoopy team swept away the victory... The voice of supporting Bynum to trade Snoopy was like an undercurrent at the bottom of the Pacific Ocean, and it became more and more turbulent. With the opening of the trading window, it is very likely that the water surface will be exposed, forming amazing wind and waves, from the Atlantic Ocean across the east coast and directly across the entire United States to Los Angeles on the west coast.

Nicholson, who endured this innocent disaster and even stained his Armani suit with popcorn, expressed helplessly when he was interviewed after the game: I just talked about Snoopy with Anne Hathaway, I just said I In my heart, I think Snoopy can become an excellent actor in the future, and his performance in his documentary is very good. If he joins the Lakers, the door of Hollywood will open for him.

Anne Hathaway, as a New Yorker, opposed the speculation about Snoopy joining the Lakers. And she said that I don't know how much New York City loves Duke Snoopy. But she agreed with me. Speaking, she also thinks that Snoopy has the opportunity to become a super movie star, he has the potential in this regard. And, she said that Snoopy's sexiness is beyond the reach of all Hollywood male stars.

She described Snoopy's waist and hips in detail, and she said that any woman would be addicted to it. At that time, Shannon Brown of the Lakers completed a fast break dunk, and I stood up and applauded. When I sat down, Anne Hathaway told me again: I don't think any woman can resist Duke Snoopy's fast attack in the bedroom.

Before Anne Hathaway finished speaking, popcorn fell from the sky. I thought it might be some stupid mascot. Until I saw Scarlett Johansson angrily grabbing Anne Hathaway Sylvie's hair snarled.

Forgive me for not being able to speak out about their conversation, it's not a glorious thing.

But I must admit that Snoopy is the most attractive man I have ever seen, even more attractive than Leonardo.

After Nicholson's interview with the camera was finished, the next news on the MTV channel was about Leonardo's accusations and direct breakup with his supermodel girlfriend on the streets of New York.

No one knows whether this is intentional or not. It is worth mentioning that the female model named Diana accused Leonardo of being an embroidered pillow in an interview. Know how to play tricks. I can tell you clearly that I never got real pleasure from him, he is a man who lives by his mouth.

Such irony is somewhat in stark contrast to the reasons why the duchess girls fought for it.

One is said to rely on mouth to eat, and the other is praised for being able to fill the whole body, and even caused two popular Hollywood female stars to have a public dispute.

The huge gap makes street tabloids and entertainment news full of bad taste for a while.

When Westbrook traveled to New Jersey to join the team and prepare for the first game after Christmas. Snoopy and Stephen Curry lay on the sofa on the second floor and had a good time playing 2K. This year's 2K cover actor is Kobe Bryant. After winning the Finals MVP, the Black Mamba has taken a huge leap in commercial value, especially in Asia, where his popularity is unrivaled. Of course, the local Snoopy must be left out in order to be included in the comparison.

Kevin Garnett did go a little too far.

Stephen Curry turned on his computer to chat about the latest Christmas drama.

In the Christmas game, the away Boston Celtics won. After the game, the relationship with Kobe Bryant has not been very good, and even in the summer of 2007, Kevin Garnett, who publicly stated 'I will not go to Los Angeles to play with that guy', said something ironic: The Lakers are a respectable team with a glorious history. But I don't think they are ready for a back-to-back championship. Last season's Eastern Conference playoffs were just a chaotic accident. Next year, everything will return Right track.

These words made Kobe Bryant very upset. When the small-minded superstar was mentioned by reporters, he said on the spot: The issue that Bostonians should consider now is how to avoid being hacked in the first round. Sweep, not thinking about the Finals.

Then... the topic inevitably came to Snoopy.

Kobe Bryant: The Celtics can't even beat my students.

Kevin Garnett claimed: Snoopy and Kobe Bryant have the same style. If there is no referee to help, they can't solve anything. I will beat the Knicks in the North Shore Garden, just like in the summer of 2008. Game six.

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The verbal confrontation between the two sides finally tore through the harmony that David Stern has tried to maintain in recent years. The league has not seen this kind of mutual diss between top stars for many years.

This led to discussions in the entire basketball circle.

Just like now, Stephen Curry is sitting in front of Duke Snoopy: I really hope that next June, the Lakers can completely defeat the Celtics! Otherwise, everyone will question the quality of Kobe Bryant's MVP trophy.

This sentence made Doug raise his eyebrows.

As the man with the deepest ties to Boston and Los Angeles, Stephen Curry's words made Snoopy feel inexplicable.

He asked back: Do you think the Boston Celtics can make it to the Finals? Also...do you think we were the opponents of the Lakers in the Finals last season, which lowered the quality of Kobe Bryant's MVP trophy?

Stephen Curry suddenly looked embarrassed and serious, and he realized that he seemed to have said something wrong.

Just when he was about to sweat because of nervousness, the voice from downstairs was released.

Hey, Snoopy. You gotta come down...to do justice.

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