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Chapter 49 Fang Yifan Shits In Front Of Thousands Of People!
Cao Kun unscrewed the bottle cap, raised his neck, and less than half of the water in the bottle went down.
Although Fang Yifan did not see the mouth of the bottle of mineral water enter Cao Kun's mouth, he could see that less than half of the water in the bottle must have entered Cao Kun's mouth.
Haha, there will be a good show later. Cao Kun will definitely be embarrassed in front of all the teachers, students and parents of the school. Then his mother Tong Wenjie and the goddess Huang Zhitao will dislike him!
Fang Yifan didn't want to be too obvious, so he turned to talk to Huang Zhitao again.
When Fang Yifan wasn't paying attention, Cao Kun handed the mineral water bottle in his hand to Qiao Yingzi: "You hold it for me first."
Qiao Yingzi was considering whether to accept Fang Yifan's proposal to watch Mission: Impossible with Huang Zhitao after school, so she continued absentmindedly.
After a while, Cao Kun said to Qiao Yingzi: "I'm back, give it to me!"
He directly took away the other mineral water that Qiao Yingzi had brought, raised his neck, and drank.
Only then did Qiao Yingzi react and wanted to remind me that this was what I had drank, but she was too shy to tell anyone. If others knew that she and Cao Kun drank from the same bottle of water, wouldn't it be a scandal?
At this time, Fang Yifan talked a lot with Huang Zhitao. Seeing that the goddess remained silent, he felt a little thirsty, so he took the mineral water bottle from Qiao Yingzi's hand.
Because the mineral water this guy bought was of the same brand, there didn't seem to be any difference on the surface.
Fang Yifan thought that the bottle of mineral water that Cao Kun drank was the mineral water that he gave Cao Kun, so without thinking much, he unscrewed the bottle of mineral water in his hand and drank it.
After drinking, Fang Yifan threw the mineral water bottle into the trash can, took a SLR camera, and started taking pictures of Huang Zhitao.
While patting, Fang Yifan suddenly felt his stomach churn.
His expression suddenly changed. It was ridiculous. He had just drank mineral water with strong laxatives added to it!
It's impossible. I clearly handed Cao Kun the mineral water that was filled with laxatives through a syringe, but in the end I was the one who got tricked!
Fang Yifan turned to look at Cao Kun in the crowd, only to see Cao Kun smiling at him.
That smile was full of fun, teasing, and ridicule, as if he was laughing at a fool who shot himself in the foot!
Fang Yifan quickly clamped his sphincter and wanted to rush to the bathroom.
But at this time, Cao Kun walked out of the crowd and blocked his path: "Fang Yifan, what's wrong with you? Why do you look so ugly?"
Fang Yifan felt that Mi Tiangong was about to squirt all the time, his face was pale, and he gritted his teeth: "Get out of here!"
Cao Kun held Fang Yifan's shoulders, shook his head, and said slowly: "Fang Yifan, how can you be so rude to me! I helped your mother!"
Fang Yifan immediately understood why Cao Kun did this, because he wanted to defecate incontinently in front of thousands of people!
He desperately wanted to break free, but he found that Cao Kun's arm seemed to have tremendous strength, and he couldn't break free at all.
Fang Yifan could only beg now: "Brother Kun, I'm sorry, just forgive me, I'm about to die!"
Cao Kun smiled playfully: "Tell me what you have done, admit your mistakes, and I will let you go!"
Fang Yifan has no choice now but to admit his mistake: "Brother Kun, I'm sorry, I was obsessed for a moment and put laxatives in the mineral water I gave you. Please let me go!"
Cao Kun sneered and said: "Okay, I'll let you go, but you'll have to stay in the bathroom for a long time. I guess you won't have time to take pictures for everyone. Give me your camera and I'll take pictures for you, okay?"
Now Fang Yifan was eager to get rid of Cao Kun and ran to the toilet, so he could only hand the camera to Cao Kun.
But when Fang Yifan pinched his sphincter and ran to the toilet, it was already too late.
The laxative he added was too heavy and too powerful, especially since it was blocked by Cao Kun just now and delayed for a while.
He hadn't run a few steps when he heard the loud banging of farts throughout the playground. Along with the gurgling, waves of extremely stinky odors wafted around from Fang Yifan's body.
Huang Zhitao was originally giving a speech above: "In "The Ordinary World", the writer Lu Yao once wrote that life cannot wait for oneself to arrange it, but one must fight and fight for it by oneself..."
But the loud crackling sound of farts and the extremely stinky smell in the audience left her speechless at that time.
She looked around and saw that it was the conspicuous Bao Fang Yifan. For some reason, this guy became incontinent in public. It was really embarrassing.
Huang Zhitao originally disliked Fang Yifan very much, but now she is even more disgusted with him!
The students who were standing on the playground and the teachers and parents in the stands were all listening to Huang Zhitao's speech with boredom. The scene was very quiet.
The fart sound and stench created by Fang Yifan completely broke the peace, and everyone followed the fart sound and stench.
Because Fang Yifan's back was turned to everyone, Fangyuan didn't see clearly that it was Fang Yifan at first, and still laughed: "Whose child is coming here to have a stomachache? It's embarrassing!"
But Tong Wenjie shouted in horror: "It's Fang Yifan! It's Fang Yifan! How could it be him!"
As Tong Wenjie spoke, she ran down from the stands, followed closely by Fang Yuan, who stepped forward to help Fang Yifan towards the toilet.
Just now, when Fang Yifan couldn't control his sphincter, farted loudly, and the rice fields poured down, he knew that he was dead!
He has completely shot himself in the foot. Now he is embarrassed in front of thousands of people, and he is the one who is embarrassed in front of the goddess Huang Zhitao!
The most hateful thing is that that bastard Cao Kun is still using Fang Yifan’s SLR camera to take photos of his incontinence!
Fang Yifan was petrified, his whole body was weak, and he wanted to shit on the spot.
Fortunately, he still had his parents who loved him deeply, who supported him and ran to the bathroom to solve the problem.
Fangyuan asked Fang Yifan to take off his pants and throw them away in the bathroom, and gave him a bath, while Tong Wenjie quickly went out to buy pants for Fang Yifan to wear.
This wasn't the end yet. Fang Yifan had taken too much laxative. He squatted in the toilet all day and almost exhausted all the contents in his stomach.
Fortunately, Tong Wenjie bought him glucose, otherwise Fang Yifan would have passed out in the toilet.
After Fang Yifan calmed down, Tong Wenjie quickly asked: "What happened? Did you eat something dirty outside?"
Fang Yifan may have pulled too much and lost his mind, completely forgetting that he had admitted his mistake to Cao Kun before.
He gritted his teeth and said, "It's Cao Kun. Cao Kun hated me, so he injected powerful laxatives into mineral water bottles to make me embarrassed in front of so many people!"
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