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Chapter 455 Where did you get so many tricks?
Fang Qi's mind is now focused on Jiang Qiuxu and the baby. The due date is not far away, so he can't concentrate on the project.
After confirming that there was nothing going on at the company, Fang Jie left before getting off work. He went home to be with his wife and held a live broadcast to promote things without delaying anything.
"How are you? Are you feeling uncomfortable today?" Fang Qi asked as soon as he entered the door.
Jiang Qiuxu came over and kissed him, abiding by the family rule he added that "you must kiss when going to and from work", and said funnyly: "You don't have to ask every day when you come back. It sounds like you want me to feel uncomfortable." Same."
Fang Qi: "How is that possible?"
Jiang Qiuxu smiled: "Don't worry, I'm fine. Why are you coming back earlier every day? Are you leaving early?"
Fang Qi said plausibly: "I am in the company, but my heart, my thoughts, and my soul are all drifting towards home, and I have nothing to do."
"Glib tongue." Jiang Qiuxu rolled her eyes at him and wanted to kick him, but found that it was not that convenient.
Fang Qi: "Hey."
Jiang Qiuxu: "Just wait."
Fang Qi: "What would you like to eat tonight?"
Jiang Qiuxu: "Let me think about it."
The two of them sat on the sofa and ordered food together. Fang Qi had long been familiar with what was suitable for pregnant women to eat and what was not suitable for pregnant women. The two of them were noisy while ordering.
Fang Qi: "You can't eat anything too greasy and spicy, and you can't eat raw food. You can't order this, you can't order the ones that promote blood circulation and remove blood stasis, and you can't order the pickled ones... ah!"
Fang Qi covered his head: "What are you doing?"
Jiang Qiuxu gritted his teeth and hummed: "Ah~ I want to eat you!"
Although Fang Qi also thought that with Jiang Qiuxu's physique, the things that ordinary pregnant women need to pay special attention to may not be a big deal to her, but she is not afraid of ten thousand, just in case something goes wrong, and she will regret it.
Jiang Qiuxu also understands this truth. He is depressed when he is depressed, but he has always been cooperative. If he really can't stand it anymore, he beats Fang Jie to relieve his anger, and then plays games. As long as there are games to play, he is not intolerable in other aspects.
After dinner, Fang Zhe insisted on washing Jiang Qiuxu.
Jiang Qiuxu: "I can do it myself."
Fang Qi: "Whatever you do, I'll do it, I'll do it..."
"Where are you going to wash? I'm so annoyed."
"Ah!" Fang Qi was kicked out of the bathroom, a little speechless. Of course, washing must be done in all directions, how can it be annoying.
Forget it, my wife is emotionally unstable now, so I won’t argue with her.
Fang Qi waited for Jiang Qiuxu to finish washing before the two played games together.
His live broadcast continued yesterday's archive. Netizens heard about it and came to see if he could counterattack. Even Yu Miao was cueed by fans.
The rebel army that Fang Qi joined was the first force to revolt, and everyone around them was actually waiting and watching. If they were suppressed, then this decadent court would probably be able to survive for a few more years.
"Wukong, poor monk, I'm glad to meet you." As soon as Fang Jie joined the rebel army, he started to make tricks. Soon, with his wisdom, he won the respect of the leader of the rebel army, and he made bad ideas one after another.
For example, didn't the surrounding people like to wait and see, so he had people forge various joining letters and alliance letters, spread them everywhere, and then anonymously reported them to the officials in other places.
Rebellion is a big deal. There are already rebels. How can other local officials dare to slack off? Especially those officials who embezzled a large amount of disaster relief money. They have a guilty conscience. Naturally, they would rather kill a thousand by mistake than let one go.
For a time, the surrounding areas also began to be in a state of chaos. Many people could not wait and see and had to react.
With the appearance of more rebels, the pressure on Fang Qi was naturally relieved a lot.
What left the audience speechless the most was that Fang Qi joined the rebel army under a pseudonym, a monk name he made up himself. When people everywhere rose up in rebellion, he simply slipped away from the rebel army.
On the way, he did not forget to explain: "Let me tell you, the first uprising force usually does not win in the end, and many of the surrounding insurrectionary forces were forced to rebel through tactics, so they will not have a good impression of the first uprising force. , when they compete for hegemony, they will definitely be beaten hard, so it is not advisable to stay here for a long time."
The audience was speechless. What does it mean to be "forced to rebel by trickery"? Isn't it just being cheated? What does it mean to beat them hard? You beat yourself up very quickly. Aren't you the one who came up with all the bad ideas?
As Fang Jie ran away, he touched his head and said, "Oh, my hair has grown out and I can change my vest. From now on, there will be no more monk 'Wukong' in the world."
Audiences:"……"
Fang Jie, who slipped away, soon found a remote place and started the next round of erotic operations.
First win over your partners, and then start pretending.
He caught the snake and took out a sword with his name engraved on it from the snake's belly. Hearing that there was a big insect attacking the people in the mountains, he took people up the mountain to hunt the tiger. He took out a piece of cloth with his name engraved on it from the tiger's belly and it also said "Zhan Shan" Be the king and conquer the world".
Of course, modern people will not be deceived, but the ancients believed this. Everyone supported Fang Qi as their leader, forming a new force.
The audience was stunned and couldn't help but burst into laughter.
"Is this fucking okay?"
"Where do you come from with so many tricks!!!"
"You are really shameless and invincible."
"Yu Miao, hurry up and learn."
Yu Miao was dumbfounded. They were all tricks he had never imagined. Being uneducated was really a disadvantage. He felt that he should take time to read history every day from now on.
The location of Fang Qi's uprising was relatively remote, but not very far from the capital. The uprising started late, but it was when the fighting at the front was busy. Along the way, he picked up some teams that had failed in the uprising and fled in various directions, and quickly grew in size.
"The mantis stalks the cicada and the oriole follows behind" and "the snipe and the clam vie for the fisherman's profit" are all implemented resolutely by Fang Qi. In short, he takes advantage of the advantages and does not take advantage of the losses. If there is nothing, he will do some metaphysics to consolidate it. With his image as the chosen one, it didn't take long for the force he led to become the largest force among all the rebel armies.
The audience had a hard time accepting this.
"Impossible, this is impossible. In the beginning, I was going to be stabbed as a eunuch, but now I am going to be transformed into an emperor by him?"
"Is there any justice left?"
"Does God favor cheap people? Starting from tomorrow, I will change myself and become a cheap person!"
Fang Qi was in a good mood. The rebel army he led was about to see the city walls of the capital, so he took the time to chat with the audience: "Who wants to become a bitch? Let me remind you, if you have strength, you can be lovable. You are a bitch with no strength, don’t say you are imitating me if you get beaten, I can’t afford to humiliate this person!”
Audience: "Fuck!"
Fang Qi also did not forget to cue Yu Miao: "Are you watching the big anchor? What inspirations do you have? What are your thoughts? After learning, should you give me some gifts to pay for my tuition?"
"% @¥ # %¥" Yu Miao complained in her heart, and then actually gave Fang Qi a gift. He didn't understand the game, but he understood traffic.
"Thank you for the reward, big anchor." Fang Qi had already led his troops to the city. Looking at the city wall in the distance, he waved the flag and said, "Charge with the whole army!"
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