Help! This savior is too stupid!

#1834 - Children who love to laugh will have good luck

"Emperor Yi! Emperor Yi! Look at this stone!"

The Ghost Emperor came over excitedly holding a stone.

"Did you see anything?"

Emperor Yi looked at the stone again and again, but in the end he couldn't figure out what it was, so he said frankly,

“This stone may have once been extraordinary, but now it’s just a stone.”

"You didn't see that?"

The Ghost Emperor laughed and pointed at the stone, revealing the answer.

"This stone is perfect for skipping!"

Emperor One:......

Who the hell can tell this?

Ren Jie suddenly regained consciousness and his eyes lit up when he heard this, "Really?"

Di Yi thought to himself, "Old man, don't regain your consciousness at such an insignificant time, you bastard!"

After looking at the stone in the Ghost Emperor's hand, Ren Jie returned home, carefully took out a box, and took out a stone from it.

"This stone is the champion stone for skipping stones in the individual training camp."

Back then, Ren Jie used this stone to win an assessment.

Emperor Yi acted as the referee, while Emperor Gui Tian and Ren Jie each held a stone and skipped it on a sea of ​​stars outside the domain.

"start!"

The two men attacked at the same time, and the stone kept rising and falling in the sea of ​​stars, flying into the distance like a meteor.

Ren Jie's stone flew out not far before it spun and returned to Ren Jie's hand.

And the Ghost Emperor's stones are still flying.

Ren Jie sighed, "This time, you win."

"Of course, I am the head of the Heavenly Emperor!"

The Ghost Emperor was about to praise himself a little more, but suddenly realized that because he was too serious, he used all his strength, and the stone flew too far and too fast, and he could not catch up...

Ren Jie nodded with satisfaction. This was how he won before. Everyone else had lost their stones, and only his stone could be used. There was only Ren Jie’s stone on the podium. If he wasn’t the champion, who would be?

The teacher always said that victory or defeat is not on the chessboard, but outside the chessboard...

"My stone!"

The Ghost Emperor let out a strange cry and chased after it at full speed, but he could still only watch the stone disappear from his sight.

On Di Yi's side, Ren Jie started to make noises again, and the scene suddenly became chaotic. No one paid attention to where the stone flew to.

...

The three-year contract for the Divine Will Stone has expired, and Sa Xiaoliu has begun to recycle it.

The recycling process went smoothly because few people active outside in this era could rival Sa Xiaoliu.

It only took Sa Xiaoliu three days to recover forty-nine pieces of God's Will Stone.

One of the God's Will stones was already broken. The strong man from outside the domain first took away the breath of destiny, and then coveted the power of God's Will. As a result, he brought disaster upon himself and died on the spot. The stone was also broken and disappeared.

Sa Xiaoliu weighed it and decided that these stones were enough. Once they were separated successfully, God's will could in turn suppress fate...

"One less stone...it shouldn't be a problem, right?"

Sa Xiaoliu is a rigorous person and he knows very well that any detail may affect the overall situation.

When faced with the disappearance of a flawed stone, Sa Xiaoliu chose to use the highest standard of treatment:

Recite Buddhist scriptures.

That’s right, for Sa Xiaoliu, if he encounters any difficulties, he just needs to recite the Buddhist scriptures.

After chanting sutras for the stone, Sa Xiaoliu went into seclusion again, preparing to refine the God's Will Stone.

Next time, when he comes out of seclusion and refines the will of heaven, he will be able to become the guardian of the forbidden land of death and achieve the position of Heavenly Emperor!

....

Tang capital.

When a meteor streaks across the sky, no matter how busy people are, they will look up.

Some people said that it was the fall of a strong man, which caused a resonance between heaven and earth.

Some people also say that this is an extraordinary phenomenon, representing a kind of sequential ability.

However, this time the meteor was obviously a little naughty, jumping in the sky like a skipping stone.

A pregnant woman stood by the street, one hand on her waist, the other on the wall, looking up at the shooting stars, mumbling something.

"I heard from them that in ancient times people would make wishes to shooting stars, and it seems to be very effective..."

She looked down at her belly.

"I hope my children will have enough to eat, be warmly clothed, and live a good life..."

"Don't live too hard."

She thought of something and a smile appeared on her face. She watched the meteor disappear and was about to continue walking forward when she felt a pain in her stomach...

The sounds around me became blurred and noisy.

"Someone come! She's about to give birth!"

"Is there a doctor? A nurse would be fine too!"

"......"

After a flurry of activity, a baby was born.

The grandmother who helped deliver the baby was a little panicked when she saw the baby's smiling face.

"He, why isn't he crying?"

"Is it not okay for a newborn baby not to cry? How about spanking him?"

"......"

There was another round of chaos, and with the help of the adults, the smiling baby boy finally stopped crying.

The old lady sighed, "This child looks so beautiful when he smiles."

The onlookers nodded one after another. A child who loves to laugh will not have bad luck. This child can laugh since he is born, and he will definitely look better when he laughs when he grows up.

Grandma is helping to check the child.

"What is this child holding in his hand? Who of you stuffed it in?"

A baby's hands are very small, but this child is holding a round object in his hands.

"A coin?"

"A coin made of stone? It's an antique, right? There seems to be some writing on it."

This round stone was passed around by many people, and even a few extraordinary people, after identifying it, all agreed that it was just an ordinary stone.

"It's just a round stone. It's useless."

As for the writing on the stone, no one recognized the words, but someone did copy them down.

Finally, the stone was tied with a rope and hung around the child's neck, as a kind of longevity lock.

"By the way, what's the child's name?"

Hearing this question, the frail pregnant woman forced a smile on her face.

"My child's father and I hope that the child will have better luck in the future and not be as miserable as us. Have you heard of that song? It's the song that is played in supermarkets every winter, even if there is no one in the supermarket..."

The old lady responded immediately, "Good luck?"

The pregnant woman nodded, "Yes, that's the song."

The old lady was stunned for a moment, "You plan to name your child Good Luck? Isn't that too hasty?"

"No, the child's father's last name is Qian."

The pregnant woman looked at her child with a smile in her eyes.

"His name is Thousand Paper Cranes."

"Xiao He, you will definitely have good luck in the future..."

.......

(Sleep, yeah.)

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