He's Actually A Sexy Girl? I Erected!
Chapter 1 [1] My gay friend is actually a school beauty disguised as a man? !
Zhonghai, Baiyang Street Light Rail Station.
Tang Feng, dressed in casual clothes, stood quietly at the exit.
He is waiting for someone.
To be precise, he is waiting for an older brother who he has known online for a long time but has never met in person.
It was the first time I had sex with a netizen offline, and I was a little excited when I thought about it.
Just when Tang Feng was bored after waiting for a while, among the crowd coming off the light rail station, a tall, thin, fair and delicate boy seemed to have noticed something, and waved towards Tang Feng in the crowd. Hands, face full of excitement.
Find the target!
Tang Feng naturally discovered the other party, and while his eyes lit up, he was a little surprised.
No, the person he wants to meet usually speaks quite masculinely online, and sounds like a tough guy. How come he looks like a petty guy in real life?
"Young Master Feng?"
"Tao Mao?"
The two came together and spoke in unison.
Both parties called them by their online names. Tang Feng was naturally Young Master Feng, while the elder brother opposite had his online name called "Xin Dong Pretty Boy".
Of course, Tang Feng usually likes to call the other party a dick.
Yes, the identity is confirmed, it is the silly netizen who plays games with him on weekdays.
"Damn it, it's really you. I usually hear your voice and think you're a macho guy. How come you're such a girl in reality?"
After confirming the other party's identity, Tang Feng teased and gave the other party a light punch on the chest.
Standard procedure for meeting old friends.
However, after this punch, Tang Feng felt that something was not right in his hand.
How can this big man's chest be so big and soft, like a water balloon?
But don’t tell me, it feels really good.
"Oh~ What are you doing, young master!?"
The eldest brother seemed to be shocked by Tang Feng's sudden movement. He quickly crossed his arms and took a step back.
When he backed away, his cheeks were still red, and his watery eyes stared at Tang Feng, as if he was looking at a bad guy.
That little appearance made Tang Feng's heart skip a beat.
Oh my god, isn’t this big brother such a pain in the ass? !
Tang Feng was horrified by the other party's reaction, and suddenly felt a bit uncomfortable.
"Just saying hello, don't you think it's a shame?"
"If you do this, I'll be a little bit better!"
The elder brother seemed to have reacted. After biting his lip, he explained: "Hua, I'm sorry. I rarely have physical contact with outsiders. I'm not used to it."
Tang Feng chuckled: "Why are outsiders not outsiders? We are biological father and son, how can we be considered outsiders?"
The eldest brother rolled his eyes at Tang Feng and said two words neatly: "Get out!"
Friendship between men is so simple. In just a few words, most of the barriers between them when they first met disappeared.
What brother, that's my son!
But just after the two of them joked with each other and announced their home, Tang Feng suddenly remembered a strange electronic notification sound in his mind.
"Ding~"
"Host selection is completed, world information synchronization is completed..."
"Congratulations to the host, the scanning system has been successfully bound."
"The main function of this system is to scan any biological and non-biological attribute information. The higher the system level, the more detailed the scanned information will be."
"The current level of the system: Lv1 (only the basic attributes of related items can be scanned)"
…
When the electronic prompt ended, Tang Feng became energetic.
What?
Scan the system of all things?
Wouldn't I be sleepy if you talked about this?
How can any old Yuewen bookworm not be familiar with this stuff?
It’s time to pick up the pace!
"Young Master, what's wrong with you?" The elder brother on the side seemed a little strange when he saw that Tang Feng didn't speak for a long time and just stood there blankly.
"Oh, it's okay." Tang Feng immediately retracted his attention and shook his head.
However, just when he looked at the other party, a virtual panel suddenly appeared in front of him.
"Name: Song Lele
Gender: Female
Measurements: 81/60/83
Appearance: 93 points
Figure: 95 points
Net worth: 4632.16w
personal information:……"
? ? ?
Tang Feng couldn't help but widen his eyes immediately.
Gender: Female?
The big brother I have known for several years in the game is actually a girl?
And she’s also a school belle with good looks, the legendary 36D perfect body, and top-notch whiteness and beauty? !
Damn it, am I crazy or is the world crazy?
"Young Master, are you okay? Why are you distracted again?" On the side, Song Lele looked strange.
"You don't have social fear, do you?"
Hearing Song Lele's question, Tang Feng suddenly came back to his senses, "I'm afraid of your sister. I'm a social bastard, okay?"
"A social jerk? Damn, I don't know who has been solo for more than 20 years and is still single." Song Lele's face was full of disbelief.
Tang Feng subconsciously said, "If the eldest brother doesn't talk about the second brother, aren't you also single?"
He was still in shock over the fact that his good "brother" was actually a top-notch white, rich and beautiful woman dressed as a man.
Especially when he thought about some indescribable topics he had discussed with each other online before, he felt speechless and choked.
If he had known that behind the slutty online name "Xin Dong Pretty Boy" was actually a 36D beautiful school beauty, he would definitely not have said certain things.
No one in society would be so miserable!
Damn it, no matter how you think about it, it’s all this bitch’s fault, you have to find a way to fix her!
Tang Feng's anger arose in his heart, and his hatred grew in his courage.
You like to pretend to be a man, but you also pretend to be a man, right?
Then don't blame me for being rude!
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