He's Actually A Sexy Girl? I Erected!

"I haven't seen her for a few years. How come she has become so stupid?"

Tang Feng didn't expect Han Xiaoxiao to be fooled by such a cheap trick.

Not only did she pay the money naively, but she also gave the liar more than 500 yuan, saying that he wanted him to buy a sleeper berth and be more comfortable.

After the liar received the money, he cried and said, "Beauty, return my phone to me first, I'll take the SIM card."

Han Xiaoxiao didn't doubt him and immediately returned the phone to him.

The liar took the phone and pretended to take the SIM card inside. In fact, he had secretly played a trick and replaced it with a fake phone while Han Xiaoxiao was not paying attention.

Han Xiaoxiao took the phone back and encouraged the liar, "Uncle, go home quickly, I'm sorry."

The liar probably hadn't seen such a simple girl for a long time, and even felt a little unsatisfied, thinking about whether to sell her something else.

But in the end, he gave up the idea. It's okay to cheat such a kind girl once, but it would be struck by lightning if he cheated twice.

He was just about to run away.

Tang Feng suddenly called him, "Wait a minute, do you still have this kind of mobile phone? I want to buy one too."

The liar paused, a trace of joy flashed across his face.

Is he going to have good fortune today? Even a fool is offering himself to his door?

But he had just made up such a set of rhetoric to deceive Han Xiaoxiao.

If he took out another fruit mobile phone now, wouldn't it be exposed?

But he is an old hand who has been in the world for many years, how could he be stumped by such a small problem?

He immediately put on a smile and looked at Tang Feng, "This young man also wants to buy a mobile phone?"

Tang Feng put his hands in his pockets, walked over slowly, and paused in front of Han Xiaoxiao.

Han Xiaoxiao looked at him in doubt, but did not dare to recognize him at the first time.

Although the man in front of her looked a bit like Tang Feng in her memory, his overall temperament was completely different.

The Tang Feng in the past gave people a sense of inferiority and timidity.

But the man in front of him exuded a strong self-confidence, which made people unable to look at him closely.

Is he... Tang Feng?

A strange thought came to her mind.

Tang Feng just winked and smiled at her, then snatched the fake Apple phone from her hand without leaving any trace, and turned to the liar.

"Didn't you just tell this lady that your phone was for your own use? Do you have another Apple phone in your hand?"

The liar heard his question without any panic, but just sighed, "I do have two Apple 14pros. One is for my own use, and the other is for my father as a birthday gift. Who would have thought that I just bought a phone and received such bad news..."

At this point, he began to wipe his tears again.

It has to be said that this guy's acting skills have reached the level of perfection and freedom of control.

Compared with those young actors who have no acting skills, he is much better than a few old actors.

"Can I see the phone first?" Tang Feng asked calmly.

"Of course no problem." The liar hurriedly took out a Apple 14pro from his pocket and handed it to him.

Tang Feng took it and saw that it was indeed real.

After swiping it twice, he nodded with satisfaction, "It's really the Fruit 14 Pro. Can it be cheaper?" The liar was immediately angry and snatched the phone back, "I bought it for more than 10,000 yuan, and now I sell it to you for 1,000 yuan. Do you think it's too expensive? Don't be too greedy." "Isn't this second-hand?" Tang Feng couldn't help but sneer. This guy is shameless enough. Do you know what greed is? Fortunately, he has replaced the fake phone without leaving any trace. This should be regarded as a tooth for a tooth, right? "Although it is second-hand, I have only used it for a few days. If I am not in a hurry to use the money, I would not sell it even if you give me 8,000 yuan." The liar was still arguing. "If you don't sell it cheaply, I won't buy it." "Buy it or not, a thousand-yuan Fruit 14 Pro, am I afraid that no one will buy it?" The liar's attitude was also very tough. Sure enough, as soon as he finished speaking, many people in the crowd rushed to surround him. "I want one thousand yuan, hand over the money and hand over the goods."

"I want it, I want it, I'll give you one thousand and five."

"I'll give you two thousand..."

In the end, someone even offered six thousand.

The liar was so happy. If he had known there were so many fools, he should have asked for a higher price.

The buyer who offered six thousand asked to see the phone first.

The liar was naturally fearless and took out the phone from his pocket and handed it over.

The buyer took the phone and swiped it twice, and immediately exclaimed in surprise, "No, why is this system Android? Is this a fruit phone?"

The liar was shocked, "How is it possible? This is obviously a fruit phone, do you understand?"

As he spoke, he took the phone back.

When he opened it, it was indeed an Android system.

He was so shocked that his face changed drastically. What was going on?

This phone is obviously a real fruit phone!

He thought he had taken the wrong one, and took out several "fruit" phones from his pocket in succession. Without exception, all of them were fake Android phones.

The real Apple phone had long since disappeared.

"Ah, you little bastard, how dare you play tricks on me?"

The liar knew that Tang Feng had switched the phone, and he looked around in panic, but the other party had already disappeared.

The beautiful girl had also disappeared.

The other party only spent a mere thousand yuan to buy him a real fruit machine worth ten thousand yuan, which made him so angry that he almost vomited blood.

After hunting geese all his life, two little house finches pecked his eyes out.

And those who were watching also reacted.

"Okay, so you're a liar? You have so many mobile phones in your pocket?"

"Damn it, I just said how could a pie fall from the sky? It turned out to be a trap?"

"Oh, you dare to lie to me? Call me..."

A group of people began to punch and kick the liar, and bursts of screams filled the square.

At the same time, Tang Feng had already dragged Han Xiaoxiao to the distance, watching this funny farce.

"Hahaha……"

The two childhood friends, whom they had not seen for many years, burst into laughter.